Your shirt is now your superpower.

[CritNick]

it was a ruse a distaction, i can make distactions.

[A_flyboy]

[QUOTE=Ordigenius;33974233]I don't have superpowers
I AM THE SUPERPOWER
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.es/cccp_urss_del_martillo_y_de_la_hoz_camiseta-p235860032810056609z85l0_152.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

ah... didn't even see you there... I guess this makes us comrades in our superpowers. *salutes* :v:

[Toothpastes]

One of my drinking dress shirts

the power of appeal :smug:

[Mr. Someguy]

I now have the power of dark grey, or light black, or something I dunno.

It's sort of a gravely colour, but darker.

[Wafflemaster]

I'm a demon melting in a pool of lava.

[ZeroTimesCookie]

I'm wearing a SpongeBob shirt.

:v:

I HAVE THE POWER OF RETARDEDNESS AND NOT BEING GOOD AS I USED TO BE!

[D33f]

My shirt says no excess.
Great my superpower is to be boring and not being wasteful :rock:

[redback3]

[img]http://fighterxfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hayabusa-shirt.jpg[/img]

I now know every single Japanese martial art

[Task Manager]

I'm screaming for vengeance!

[img]http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/8/5/7/0/857007/pics/_c666329_image_0.jpg[/img]

[Behemoth_PT]

[IMG]http://www.stormspell.com/label/pics/MIDNIGHT_PRIEST_350.jpg[/IMG]

I am the spoiler of Virgins!

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;33980424][IMG]http://www.stormspell.com/label/pics/MIDNIGHT_PRIEST_350.jpg[/IMG]

I am the spoiler of Virgins![/QUOTE]

kinky.

[ardosos]

I now have the power of [I]the largest suspension bridge in West Virginia![/I] Bow before me, mortals!

[Jazucu]

Doctor Who shirt with a bunch of tally marks, counting the Silence. So my power is to...count things.

Call me...the Count!

[ZeroTimesCookie]

[QUOTE=Jazucu;33983381]Doctor Who shirt with a bunch of tally marks, counting the Silence. So my power is to...count things.

Call me...the Count![/QUOTE]

1!

HA HA HA

2!

HA HA HA

[TheTailor25]

I have picture of shit on my shirt, so this makes me... SHITMAN? :v:

[Kaze]

[QUOTE=Jazucu;33983381]Doctor Who shirt with a bunch of tally marks, counting the Silence. So my power is to...count things.

Call me...the Count![/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;XcOhVddBSMk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcOhVddBSMk[/video]

[Rocko's]

Blank White Tee,

I'm BlankMan! Gonna stop criminals with the power of BLANK!

[PyromanDan]

I am a biplane.

[zarthalan]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PONpc.jpg[/Img]

So, I'm a bunch of leaves and twigs?

[YourFriendJoe]

Dick Powers

[chainsauce]

[img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/CP201main2.png[/img]

I'm wearing this right now.
What power does this mean I get?

[Xeno92]

Plain blue t-shirt.

But it has tomato sauce on it. Does that mean I have the unholy powers of ketchup?

[BiigTony]

The super-Female Body Inspector- man?

[PortalGod]

I have the powers of Argyle. Aw yeah.

[jason278]

A robot eagle thing
[url=http://uppix.net/c/d/1/9e93393a5b98d1e0a5097f8a9dcf3.html][img]http://uppix.net/c/d/1/9e93393a5b98d1e0a5097f8a9dcf3.png[/img][/url]

[roamlet]

I am white.

How enjoyable.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

I'm wearing an X-Men shirt.
Fuck yeah, I get all the powers of the X-Men!

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=lord0war;33987731][img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/CP201main2.png[/img]

I'm wearing this right now.
What power does this mean I get?[/QUOTE]

Science?
Teleportation?
You're on the moon?
You're pale, spherical, lethal, and adorable?
Take your pick also I'm wearing a shirt the approximate color of rust, so evidently I'm just wasting away.

[Daniel Smith]

[IMG]http://niceshirtworld.com/shirtpics/green-shirt-1.jpg[/IMG]

I have the superpower of money!

[That Deer]

Dark Blue Long Sleeve Shirt. I have the power to darken things that are blue. Off to the neighbor's swimming pool.