The card game I could play forever is Mafia.
That game is so fun if you get smart logical people who work together.
[QUOTE=White;40953588]Their were a few different nicknames for instance my nickname was Kasper. Nobody was referred to by their real name that was just how things went when you were their for a while. Curry is working on a portrait right now that's Casper with a hankerchief over his face wielding a butcher knife and my booking number on his arm.[/QUOTE]
Might I ask if there's any reason why you were called Kasper - other than you're the white guy sitting with at the black table?
Wow that is crazy, I've been very close to having the cops called on me. While arguing with my girlfriend she decides she can slap and hit me, so I grab her wrists just to make her stop, and apparently that's assault. Crazy how close I came to being in the same situation as you.
My buddies who are jail birds figured out how to play pool using spare mattresses. My other buddy who went to prison said he passed his time away by playing DnD.
[QUOTE=Roof;40954503]Might I ask if there's any reason why you were called Kasper - other than you're the white guy sitting with at the black table?[/QUOTE]
I'm really white for a white guy, I was the only white guy at the table other then the south sider.
Did you have Bob Barker branded hygiene products? We always assumed and joked about how the old man from the Price is Right had a side gig making jail house soap and toothbrushes. Also you mentioned commissary was hella expensive, did you learn how to make prison Ramen?
[QUOTE=Nestophales;40955053]Did you have Bob Barker branded hygiene products? We always assumed and joked about how the old man from the Price is Right had a side gig making jail house soap and toothbrushes. Also you mentioned commissary was hella expensive, did you learn how to make prison Ramen?[/QUOTE]
Yeah everything was made by bob barker from the sandals to the hygiene products. What I did was order flour tortillas, nacho cheese sauce, top ramen, dry refried beans, rice and pork rinds. I would cook the beans, ramen and rice in my cup with near boiling water from the pump. Then I would spread the nacho cheese sauce on my tortilla and spread smashed spicy pork rinds over it. Then I would mix up my ramen, beans and rice with a flavor packet that came with the ramen then finally put it all on the tortilla and wrap it all up into a burrito. Shit was way better then anything they give you in their. I also got lemon heads and threw them in my cup with boiling water until they melted, then I would add koolaid mix.
Damn your commissary sounded nice. All we got was Ramen, peanut butter, candy bars, chips, and kool aid mix.
This is one of the things I hate about California
Basically no real sexual abuse gets prosecuted, and for the majority of any violence against a woman that ends in jail time is fake.
Excuse me, but if you were just in jail for three months, how were you [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1262192&p=40329567&highlight=#post40329567]posting to Facepunch a month and a half ago[/url]?
Sorry if I sound like a dick but this is the Internet.
My brother uses my facepunch account sometimes. I have my pink release sheets if anyone needs proof of my release date and intake date.
[QUOTE=White;40956407]My brother uses my facepunch account sometimes. I have my pink release sheets if anyone needs proof of my release date and intake date.[/QUOTE]
Not that I think your lying, but can we see them?
I looked through all my paperwork and this just shows my outdate but I'm sure when I go see probation on monday I can get some form of paperwork showing the date I was taken in.
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I remember an old thread about a membergettingout of peison
. it would be a good read if someone can dig it up. I've got to ask
Did you think about writing this thread while locked up?
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;40956931]I remember an old thread about a membergettingout of peison
. it would be a good read if someone can dig it up. I've got to ask
Did you think about writing this thread while locked up?[/QUOTE]
I thought I was going to start some rant thread on how fucked up the justice system was and start some kind of petition but now that I'm out I'm over it. They've already stressed me out enough I don't need anymore drama.
I'm not sure if it's been said before, but how come Curry was called Curry?
[QUOTE=Tacooo;40947682]I kind of want to go to jail now[/QUOTE]
Is it wrong to feel like this? I feel so doughy and soft.
never getting a girlfriend thanks for the read
Have you thought about making a book about your 3 months in jail?
Shit like what's happened to op, people like him, and my personal experiences is why I hate women.
My uncle had a similar experience, even though he never went to jail or got any sentence. His girlfriend attacked him and started scratching his arms and face. He kept her away from him by pushing her forcibly backwards (without hurting her, of course), and then he simply left the apartment. Later in the day he was called up by the police and he turned himself in at the police station. They were very convinced that he had attacked his girlfriend (without really having anything to base it on other than her testimony), so they put him into custody (in a single cell) and later questioned him. He was called quite a few nasty things by one of the people that questioned him, until they got around to seeing the scratch marks on his arms and some stuff really didn't match up. Also because it's not the first time his girlfriend has done this kind of stuff.
I don't think this is the norm, but it's much easier to believe a woman in a violence cases, simply because a man is physically much more suited for carrying out violence. My uncle is really one of the nicest and least aggressive people I know, but even then it could've ended a lot worse than it did.
Shame you wasn't in a Swedish jail or prison, they're like a normal household, all about rehabilitation.
[editline]9th June 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=coverop;40958127]Have you thought about making a book about your 3 months in jail?[/QUOTE]
Damn I would buy that book
[QUOTE=White;40956581]I looked through all my paperwork and this just shows my outdate but I'm sure when I go see probation on monday I can get some form of paperwork showing the date I was taken in.
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I'm not sure if im reading that right, but you're not allowed alcohol?
If I ever get locked up i'll go the way of Curry.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;40958285]Shit like what's happened to op, people like him, and my personal experiences is why I hate women.[/QUOTE]
Sort of agree, though i dont really hate women, women are nice people just like anyone else.
But anyone can be cruel, traitorous and shit like that. People aren't always the kind that they seem like at first.
Which is why im learning to live happily by myself without needing to bond with anyone.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;40959641]Sort of agree, though i dont really hate women, women are nice people just like anyone else.
But anyone can be cruel, traitorous and shit like that. People aren't always the kind that they seem like at first.
Which is why im learning to live happily by myself without needing to bond with anyone.[/QUOTE]
Well you're right, I shouldn't say hate. I mean I'm prejudiced- they're a vindictive cunt until they prove to me otherwise.
Oh my God while what OP went through was horrible and all, you're all really justifying being incredibly judgmental to every woman just because of one internet thread?
[QUOTE=MightyMax;40958285]Shit like what's happened to op, people like him, and my personal experiences is why I hate women.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=meppers;40948685]This thread makes me fear women[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LODY;40958047]never getting a girlfriend thanks for the read[/QUOTE]
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That was a good read, thanks White & all who asked wise questions.
Did your jail system let you have access to Emails, Skype, bank accounts, microwaves, and vending machines?
[QUOTE=areolop;40961857]Did your jail system let you have access to Emails, Skype, bank accounts, microwaves, and vending machines?[/QUOTE]
Haha from what my friends tell me, you're lucky to get a phone that works good enough to hear through it. They get some TV, but it's mostly soap operas and shit like that. My county jail won't even let the inmates receive fucking letters anymore, I dunno how that is legal.
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