• Insult me.
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ill swack ur mom 4 moms day yesterday lol
call 911 harassment?
i fucked your mother twice
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Oh, you want insults, do you? What the fuck are you even doing here? It's bad enough that you're fuckin' utterly useless in daily life, you can't even fulfill a role on the motherfucking [i]internet?[/i] And if that wasn't bad enough, you come here to FP. We got enough goddamn newfags around here, so beat it. You're not welcome here, you're not welcome anywhere. Do everyone a favor and just dig a hole and die in it. If the dirt doesn't kick your ass out, that is. I've met insects stronger than you, piles of shit that can hold a conversation better, and more intelligent bricks. Two seconds in your presence is enough to drive anyone utterly insane, you're that bad. I've seen people who have survived an encounter with you gouge out their eyes and tear off their ears rather than even walk past you in the hallway. And now you're here asking for insults? Every language on earth combined couldn't describe harshly enough the disgusting barely conscious excuse for a human being that is you. And some might be able to take comfort in the fact that they can laugh at your shortcomings, but even the most sadistic person on earth can't because you're just so fucking boring about it. When you came outta the fucking grand canyon your whore mother calls a vagina, the doctor dissolved into a world of alcoholism, unable to come to terms with what he had brought into this world. The nurse hung herself, and even the goddamn life monitoring equipment just outright stopped working. You're a goddamn pariah not even the devil himself could love. I suppose you should be lucky, because not even the lowliest virus can bear to be near you long enough to make you sick, parasites scream in terror when you get within a mile. This, gentlemen, is an insult.
Lé fu.
Thou caluminous spur-galled flax-wench! Thou gorbellied shard-borne pignut!
Get a life, crawl out of your anti-social hole
You're terrible. HA!, I got you!. Didn't i?.
Did I tell you that your mom is a great laid.
fuk u
No one ever loved or cared about you. You're a anti-social fatass trash, go ahead and kill yourself you worthless faggot. The only reason you are still here is because your parents wanted to farm money off of your shitty low-pay job. And that dick of your's will never please any girl, you social reject fagball. FUCK YOU.
Dude, just give me my fucking gameboy back.
YOU DICK-COCK-BITCH-GAY-FAG-ASSHOLE-SHEMALE-PUSSYMAN. /caps
You are not significant enough for me to flame.
Attempt 1: omg ur gay srsly man u phail @ lyfe man!! i gues ur like 7 year old n00b im 8 betta respect me boy Attempt 2: You naughty little boy, shame on you!
What the hell? Weird thread
You are a good person and people like you.
your ugly
Fuck you
OP Is too pathetic to be insulted, Move along now, nothing to see here :colbert:
You're really sexy. Make love to me. :love:
I love you.
this thread is a shit idea, just stop posting you faggot
[QUOTE=Sitkero;21868219]Oh, you want insults, do you? What the fuck are you even doing here? It's bad enough that you're fuckin' utterly useless in daily life, you can't even fulfill a role on the motherfucking [i]internet?[/i] And if that wasn't bad enough, you come here to FP. We got enough goddamn newfags around here, so beat it. You're not welcome here, you're not welcome anywhere. Do everyone a favor and just dig a hole and die in it. If the dirt doesn't kick your ass out, that is. I've met insects stronger than you, piles of shit that can hold a conversation better, and more intelligent bricks. Two seconds in your presence is enough to drive anyone utterly insane, you're that bad. I've seen people who have survived an encounter with you gouge out their eyes and tear off their ears rather than even walk past you in the hallway. And now you're here asking for insults? Every language on earth combined couldn't describe harshly enough the disgusting barely conscious excuse for a human being that is you. And some might be able to take comfort in the fact that they can laugh at your shortcomings, but even the most sadistic person on earth can't because you're just so fucking boring about it. When you came outta the fucking grand canyon your whore mother calls a vagina, the doctor dissolved into a world of alcoholism, unable to come to terms with what he had brought into this world. The nurse hung herself, and even the goddamn life monitoring equipment just outright stopped working. You're a goddamn pariah not even the devil himself could love. I suppose you should be lucky, because not even the lowliest virus can bear to be near you long enough to make you sick, parasites scream in terror when you get within a mile. This, gentlemen, is an insult.[/QUOTE] It would be an insult... if he could be assed to read it. Sorry. I couldn't resist :love:
[QUOTE=McNab;21867451]Decided to grab you by your collar, slap you, take your gameboy and smash it with my steel toed boots. You are pissed. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/27874/600107-oh_you_super.jpg[/IMG]
News [I]just-in[/I] ... cunt.
It looks like the best part of you ran down the backside of your mums crack hole and when it came out it looked like a brown stain on the mondra! [img]http://juliolamas.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/r-lee-ermey1.jpg[/img]
You are "as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker." Cant for the life of me remember where that's from...
Attention whore.
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