Then I tripped and fell out the hole in the wall, only to-
find my mother sleeping with me.
"That was a shock"
said Basbo Bibbins, who was erotically spooning my mom.
It then hit me I had taken part in a 3-way with Basbo Bibbins, noted explored and intrepid treasure hunter, and my mother. I decided to up the ante and
fap to crossdressers
, doing 70 billion strokes per second
. I then decided to stop as I got bored, and then proceeded to lay myself down onto some
Basbo's hot diggedy spoons, that were
fucking
kawaii desu
Hawaiin big booty bitches. Watch them sway their large asses to the rhythm of
Pepsiman's theme song(which you will probably look up)
But alas, The below poster did not "look it up" due to a sleeping roommate. Instead he...
quickly rubbed body oil all over a sexy duck, until it was nice and slick.
Then Batman was rudely awakened to
gay
Muppets dancing in a
Goosestep.
then after much fisting,
Our hero teleported out of the mortal coil, to find himself in
a black hole made of sphagetti
he ate it with a side of
-offtopic here-
I've been recording the whole thing in word and:
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testicles
and
groins
wih a side of condom suprise
But some asshole went and
committed sudoku.
All over his carpet.
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