The end of my penis burns badly in a toaster pastry. Seagulls can't sustain the amount of love I feel for white people, so I tore a hole in a a bean bag with my dick - which was a mistake, let's make that clear right now. Anyways, I tore the hole by showing the penis to my mom. Then she got a hemorrhoid in two-dimensional space, asshole. Bagels, which burned my mom's TCB when I pissed on it, taste. The Red Army took away my mom's rights! They sold her to the Taliban, like banannas sold to a monkey. Mr. Scroob drew a new porn set (ugggh ninjas) which had every type of porn imaginable, even transsexuals and live action tentacle porn. Then Billy rapidly masturbated to his mother (What the fuck have I done?). His load went dripping out of her asshole after epic unmentioned incest right into Bobby's ass. Then Mr. Scroob was arrested for being black. Then -snip- he wasn't black, and he was all yelloooow like chicken soup. Then I went into the Butter Building to get some Dragon Dildos so I can dildo some dragons. However, I was attacked by the Spaghetti Monster. Then Bobby took out every single member of Prussian Mafia, HOWEVER... the last one showed me the magic of friendship. He then promptly raped Scoob's inflatable mom with the Harlem Globetrotters while they sang the Campfire Song naked around a modern house with OP, who was a giant faggot, and had still failed to deliver the parcel in which the boy whose tongue fell off kept his untouched lollipops shoved up a lemon infected with AIDS cancer ebola and a nasty case of the sniffles into the raccoon dung that was left on my back porch in a burning bag.
[sp]God, this is shit.[/sp]
A one legged hispanic wallmart greeter then shoved a fork in an electrical socket and said these words:
This is one small step for man, but
Hahaha...what a story, Mark !
"What the "
The end of my penis burns badly in a toaster pastry. Seagulls can't sustain the amount of love I feel for white people, so I tore a hole in a a bean bag with my dick - which was a mistake, let's make that clear right now. Anyways, I tore the hole by showing the penis to my mom. Then she got a hemorrhoid in two-dimensional space, asshole. Bagels, which burned my mom's TCB when I pissed on it, taste. The Red Army took away my mom's rights! They sold her to the Taliban, like banannas sold to a monkey. Mr. Scroob drew a new porn set (ugggh ninjas) which had every type of porn imaginable, even transsexuals and live action tentacle porn. Then Billy rapidly masturbated to his mother (What the fuck have I done?). His load went dripping out of her asshole after epic unmentioned incest right into Bobby's ass. Then Mr. Scroob was arrested for being black. Then -snip- he wasn't black, and he was all yelloooow like chicken soup. Then I went into the Butter Building to get some Dragon Dildos so I can dildo some dragons. However, I was attacked by the Spaghetti Monster. Then Bobby took out every single member of Prussian Mafia, HOWEVER... the last one showed me the magic of friendship. He then promptly raped Scoob's inflatable mom with the Harlem Globetrotters while they sang the Campfire Song naked around a modern house with OP, who was a giant faggot, and had still failed to deliver the parcel in which the boy whose tongue fell off kept his untouched lollipops shoved up a lemon infected with AIDS cancer ebola and a nasty case of the sniffles into the raccoon dung that was left on my back porch in a burning bag. A one-legged hispanic wallmart greeter then shoved a fork in an electrical socket and said these word: This is one small step for man, but I only have one leg so it doesn't matter, even if hahaha... what a story, Mark! What the people do
-punch- BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M
SHOUTING
[I]...as quietly as i can?[/I]
Now lick my gooch you peasant
"I'm sowwy Mastah Narrator! Now I will-"
not
Purchase a time share at a 3 star campground
because
there is no god damn way
I can afford that
Then the I said,
he was gay.
My
giant
heavy
speakers are broken
because
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