butts butts. I see, hear and feel the word everywhere I go. Butts are on signs, the word flows out of every mouth and butts are all I could think about. Small butts, fat butts, bloated infectious butts, prepubescent butts and old people butts. It is almost if some sort of demon jumped out of the deepest circle of Hell and tainted my mind for shits and giggles.
I tried to escape this hell, every part of my body was telling me to get out, but preventing me was
Bobby,Billy and their mother, Blocking the exit by
the water cooler. Christ I couldn't believe that out of all the days of the year, today was the day they decided to show up to block my escape. I could politely ask them to get out of my way. Or I could just shove past them whilst simultaneously fight against the butt demon in my brain. However as I approached closer, flashing images of the bare butts of Bobby, Billy and their mother seared my eyes. Oh God, the butts were all over the place. They jiggled, shook and spread their cheeks. I couldn't hold my disgust any longer. As soon as I approached them, I threw
An Ipad
into the sink
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40827788]Yea you can finish to fast
But hey at least I have a girl right now unlike somebody i know :v:[/QUOTE]
Glad to be free if they're all gonna be like that bitch
Then I saw Inzalonus's single self bust in, oa beacon of light amidst the sea of butts
Then I put my butt on a butt and stuck a finger in a butt
while Ron Jeremy's
nose
grew 10x bigger
other than
turbosneezing.
munched on
my fathers nipples
While the mayonaise stabbed Winslow Homers corpse in the scrotum with a frozen jew.
******
This has been the story of a forum called Facepunch.
There once was a young
faget who enjoyed
edit: ninja'ing like a fuck face with lame content because...
he was the
Faggoty Haggis?
But anyway the story ends here. The End.
Although
a mysterious box came down from the sky and inside was
..Nothing, the box was empty!
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