• Let's write a story
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"What the f-" - said detective Phelps.
He pressed A and saw that the clue was under the box!
Later on he
committed
After that, someone
tried to take over his place, but turns out the replacement wasn't skilled enough.
Potato.
..Yes, because his replacement had a potato for a brain
which sadly didn't include a homicidal AI,
because that was left in Potato 0.2a
which is exclusively included in the Potato Sack
but they were all out.
So they checked wallmart and discovered
That the Gary Coleman hot plates were sold out. So he
gnawed on his own penis like a hedgehog
while getting his toe chopped off by
his ex-wife.
In a futile attempt to
save a poodle
luke-warm. "Wiener..."
and then the detective awoke from the terrible dream he had to find out
the exact mass of the earth
after that he said "...
"Bloody hell, I left the oven on!" he ran back home to find it had been
raped brutally, a massive gaping hole in both it's front and behind, rendering the oven useless. On the bright side,
there were Mexicans fixing it. In relief, he left his home knowing
The mexican would not be paid properly
until he gave everyone two shots of Tequila.
George W. Bush didn't like his
tiny dick, which
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