Let's write a story

[Bumbanut]

was still bigger than OP's.

[Plaster]

-I should f5 more-

[Dynex223]

Said the lame ass

[Bumbanut]

who had never F5ed in his entire life.

[TorrentR]

Sir Kikes Doshing McCashgrab had a

[Cranial Toxicity]

Crush on George Bush's tiny dick

[LondierX]

but he was unable to

[Darth_Kris]

fap to lamely written fanfics of

[TheCreepyPryo]

The F5 key

[Darth_Kris]

and garry

[BreakinBenny]

decided to remove functionality from the that key

[TheCreepyPryo]

So Sir Kikes Doshing McCashgrab fitted inside his anus an

[Darth_Kris]

Kim Jong-Un, who

[FunnyStarRunner]

built nukes out of twigs and bubble gum

[LondierX]

because he couldn't

[Gay4Grandad]

masturbate.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

Fucking

[Dynex223]

Jews!" said the

[SGTenima123]

Nazis

[Dynex223]

as they angrly masturbated

[Bellstrom]

to several photos of

[TorrentR]

Keanu Reeves and his collection of handicapped goats.

[Fusilli Deer]

The Nazis then proceeded to compose a musical about

[Darth_Kris]

Nicolas Cage

[BreakinBenny]

..the bright side is, William Blazkowicz caught them offguard with a multi-kill from his rocket launcher. He didn't bother to clean up, so he just ran away, fleeing to America in a stolen airplane.

[LondierX]

However,

[Gay4Grandad]

Hitler

[Dynex223]

Shot him in the tip of the penis

[BreakinBenny]

while driving the Mecha his engineers built. Turns out Blazkowicz's groin was made of steel, because he didn't feel the pain!

[Darth_Kris]

So he