while eating four chimichangas, then loudly exclaimed, "MY
LAUNCHER!"
cupping his penis, "MY ONE EYED MIDGET! MY
DICK STABBER,
..he screamed, he then ran to the nearest house and saw
Basbo Bibbins, the local spoon fetishist. He wore donuts on his nipples and his head looked like a pumpkin with pubic hair. Soon, he reached for Blazkowicz's zipper and opened it. Then he
smelled
his dick which was on fire,
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40838568]******
This has been the story of a forum called Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s12pelWwARkL[/url]
[editline]2nd June 2013[/editline]
[quote]The end of my penis burns badly in a toaster pastry. Seagulls can't sustain the love I feel for white people so I tore a hole in a bean bag with my dick, which was a mistake - let's make that clear right now. Anyways, I tore the hole by showing the penis to my mom. Then she got a hemorrhoid in two dimensional space. Asshole bagles which burned my mom's tcb when I pissed on it, taste. The Red Army took away my mom's rights, they sold to the taliban like Banannas sold to a monkey. Mr. Scroob drew a new porn set which has every type of porn imaginable, even transexuals and live action tentacle porn. Then Billy rapidly masturbated to his mother. His load went dripping out of her asshole after epic unmentioned incest right into bobby's ass. Then Mr. Scoob was arrested for being black. Then he wasn't black. and he was all yellooow like chicken soup. Then I went into the butter building to get some Dragon Dildos, so I can dildo some dragons. However, I was attacked by the spaghetti monster. Then Bobby took out every single member of Prussian mafia, However, the last one showed me the magic of friendship. He then promply raped Scoob's inflatable mom with the Harlem Globetrotters while they sang the Campfire Song naked around a modern house with OP, who was a giant faggot, and had still failed to deliver the parcel in which the boy whose tongue fell off kept his untouched lollipops shoved up a lemon infected with AIDS cancer ebola and a nasty case of the sniffles into the raccoon dung that was left on my back porch in a burning bag. A one-legged hispanic wallmart greeter then shoved a fork in an electrical socket and said these word: This is one small step for man, but I only have one leg so it doesn't matter, even if hahaha... what a story, Mark! What the people do. BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SHOUTING... as as I can? Now lick my gooch you peasant. "I'm sowwy Mastah Narrator! Now I will not purchase a time share at a 3 star campground because there is no god damn way I can afford that". Then the I said "He was gay". My giang heavy speakers are broken because I pumped some big dirty stinkin' bass through them. Then the crowd of whores walked in and butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts. Butts butts butts, butts butts. I see, hear and feel the word everywhere I go. Butts are on signs, the word flows out of every mouth and butts are all I could think about. Small butts, fat butts, bloated infectious butts, prepubescent butts and old people butts. It is almost if some sort of demon jumped out of the deepest circle of Hell and tainted my mind for shits and giggles. I tried to escape this hell, every part of my body was telling me to get out, but preventing me was Bobby,Billy and their mother, Blocking the exit by the water cooler. Christ I couldn't believe that out of all the days of the year, today was the day they decided to show up to block my escape. I could politely ask them to get out of my way. Or I could just shove past them whilst simultaneously fight against the butt demon in my brain. However as I approached closer, flashing images of the bare butts of Bobby, Billy and their mother seared my eyes. Oh God, the butts were all over the place. They jiggled, shook and spread their cheeks. I couldn't hold my disgust any longer. As soon as I approached them, I threw an Ipad into the sink. Glad to be free if they're all gonna be like that bitch. Then I saw Inzalonus's single self bust in, oa beacon of light amidst the sea of butts. Then I put my butt on a butt and stuck a finger in a butt while Ron Jeremy's nose grew 10x bigger for no reason other than turbosneezing. After that happened, I munched on my fathers nipples while the mayonaise stabbed Winslow Homers corpse in the scrotum with a frozen jew.
This has been the story of a forum called Facepunch.[/quote]
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;40870551][URL]http://vocaroo.com/i/s12pelWwARkL[/URL]
[editline]2nd June 2013[/editline][/QUOTE]
The stars were supposed to be a "pause", think about audiobooks like Dirty Potter. You fucking beenub-shitfuck! *snicker*
"Absolutely horrendous" said the Mayor, as he took another bite of the
*Offtopic post, disregard*
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;40870574]It was supposed to be a "pause", think about audiobooks like Dirty Potter. You fucking beenub-shitfuck! *snicker*[/QUOTE]
I never said The End!
enormous turd
while snipping
cognac
and then garry
wrote a limerick about
Vegemite. He
create his uber
Fucking
how2piss guide while being high on flour and snausages. After his flour & snausage binge, he proceeded to
rape the ever loving shit out of
A small niglet. The niglet was named lil mooncricketsaqueshia, she liked chicken, and mayonaise. She liked to do drive by shootings while some liberal white dude on the side of the road who happened to be watching these events unfold stated:
"THIS DOG LIKES CARROTS." Then he had Chicken McNiggets with
became the new
fapped to
TCB
and child pornography
and the koran
because he didnt think christian little boys were hot enough,but
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