Let's write a story

[xCloud]

the jihad squad showed up for free fucks, however

[Prollgurke]

Jamie didnt care and just

[Chewybar2]

and the jihad offered him a [I]paradise[/I] trip if he didn't stop

[Revanold]

but

[Chewybar2]

cloverfield came down and started wrecking the place

[Revanold]

and

[Bumbanut]

Revanold was a fag.
The End.

[BreakinBenny]

..Now, that was very compelling to read! (Nope, not really)

Any last words from the narrators?

[LondierX]

NEW STORY BEGIN!: Today's title is:
Super Sex Slave Babes XIII!

My name is

[Gungar]

Laquisha

[LondierX]

and the last thing I remembered was

[BreakinBenny]

that the last story ended, which is good because it was boring anyway.
..And, for some strange reason, BenjaminTennison suddenly interrupted

[SyntheticGod]

with the deepest bellow I've ever heard.
Suddenly the earth was shaking...

[Fusilli Deer]

it was like 9/11 times a hundred

[Darth_Kris]

and what happened is

[tedb]

that

[Liam98]

one

[Fusilli Deer]

day everyone went to bed and ate

[Dynex223]

Cookies, except for Revanold, who sucked on a weiner.

[tier56]

Meanwhile in

[Fusilli Deer]

Somaliland,

[Darth_Kris]

vicious

[LondierX]

Man-Raping

[[EG] Pepper]

sphagetified

[Conscript]

metalhead muslim who

[Outro-intro]

was playing his butt bongos. BUT ALL OF THE SUDDEN...

[Durrsly]

Godzilla attacked, holding the BFG9000 in one hand and a statue in another.

[SyntheticGod]

And back in the Facepunch HQ, Garry received a transmission from Durrsly, stating

[xCloud]

"all you're base are belong us". Garry expressed..

[BreakinBenny]

-I'm not convinced at all, Japs can't use the "L" letter