• Corrupt a wish ver. ⑨
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[del]Granted, but it eats your limbs.[/del] Granted, but the people on this planet will try to assassinate you because they hate you for having total control over this planet. I wish for something to eat.
Granted, but your snack is in the form of a buckshot sandwich. I wish for a box. EDIT: Thanks.
Granted. I wish for a good computer game.
Granted, random shit MLP game your sister thought was [QUOTE=OffTheRoad;34296163]good[/QUOTE] I want all my laundry to wash itself.
Granted. However, your laundry is shit at cleaning. Iwishforanewspacebar.
Granted, but the all the beer tastes like piss and floats out of the bottle when you open it. I wish for a spoon.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;34296662]Granted, but the all the beer tastes like piss and floats out of the bottle when you open it. I wish for a spoon.[/QUOTE] what?
Granted, what? I wish for a mod to close this thread.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;34296662]Granted, but the all the beer tastes like piss and floats out of the bottle when you open it. I wish for a spoon.[/QUOTE] what? [QUOTE=Jugador;34296340]Granted. However, your laundry is shit at cleaning. Iwishforanewspacebar.[/QUOTE] Granted; but when you hit it, its so loud that its as if Thor himself crashed him hammer outside your window. I would enjoy a continuation of the firefly series.
Granted, Uwe Boll directs. I wish to play a concert with my band.
Granted but nobody shows up. [editline]19th January 2012[/editline] I wish to go to Maine.
Granted, but your plane ride crashes. I wish the world was a better place.
Granted, but everyone is now emotionless. I wish for a lasgun.
Granted, but it's energy cells are depleted and there are yet to be invented a way to recharge them. I wish for a baby sloth.
Granted, but you're slapped with a $3000 fine for owning an exotic animal. I wish for the knowledge to pass Differential Equations.
Granted but the teacher is sexist and fails you anyway. I wish the Celtics would win some games for once.
Granted but your cat dies I wish for a burrito
Granted, but it gives you food poisoning. I wish for the world to be a better place.
Granted, but it's a better place for all the rich bastards. I wish I could get a good mark in calculus.
granted but you fail your other classes. I wish I had a brand new rolls royce
Granted but then your name is legally changed to Royce and you are repeatedly trampled with your hot rod. I wish me and my family and friends were the last humans on earth,and all services still ran such as internet,electricity and water plumbing.
Granted but squids take over the world and put you into slavery I wish for it to be warm
Granted. However, it is far too bloody warm and you melt or something. I wish for a taco.
Granted but it was created by the Breathitarians.Therefore it is nothing. I wish me and my family and friends were the last humans on earth,and all services still ran such as internet,electricity and water plumbing,and we were completely free,and nothing was on fire and nothing psychologically tramautic happened.Also I took over Barrie Paintball!
Granted, but while trying to repopulate, you fuc all your friends and find out you have aids and you all die in a matter of 2 months. I wish for an extra penis.
Granted, but you get testicular cancer. I wish for an MP7.
You get an MP7, But it doesn't have a fireing pin. I want a megadeath album.
[img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/smg/smg49/hk_mp7_b.jpg[/img] Successfully granted, no loopholes. [editline]fuck[/editline] Goddamn ninja, you get the same shit. enjoy your google image, you dunkass [img]http://data.lyrdb.com/cdcovers2/00/00/ef/0000efa8.jpg[/img] GRANTFUCKINGED I wish for a jetpack.
Granted but it doesn't work I wish for reddit shut down
Granted but all the users migrated to Facepunch as a last resort. I wish for Episode 3.
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