Granted, but because of your lack of specificity, you receive the third episode of your least favorite television series.
I wish for true love to come soon.
Granted, but she dies in a fatal car accident a week later.
I wish for all the games on Steam.
Granted, you are stuck with a computer running DOS with a 100 mb harddrive.
I wish for Konahrik's mask (Skyrim).
Granted, I'll even throw in [URL="http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Konahrik_(Mask)#Bugs"]Archmage's Robes, Falmer Helmet or Jagged Crown.[/URL]
I wish I had a million dollars.
You get your million dollars but the bank you robed isn't happy.
I want my cat to stop keeping me up to 12:00 AM
It's a shame that your cat ran away.
I wish my Xbox worked again.
Well, it works, but the only disc it runs is Gigli, and it has no online capabilities.
I wish I had a $2,000 dollar gaming rig.
Granted, but it can only run really graphically intense games like Crysis.
I wish for Tumblr to go down.
Granted, but an army of nerds kicks down your door and butt fucks you to death
I wish the user below me gets banned for his post
Granted, but so do you, and for even longer.
I wish for this teacher to stop annoying me about going on Facepunch in school.
Granted, but the teacher is replaced with a hot female pornstar and decides to teach the class how to perform BDSM, and your her lucky victim
I wish for a Plasma Rifle.
Granted, but it doesn't work for shit.
I wish for a pack of bullets.
Granted, but you can't use them because they're bullets. Bullets are the part that kills you, not the entire round.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted. It hates you and tries to kill you every day in a cartoony fashion involving anvils, large sticks, and Rube Goldberg contraptions but it always fails and you are totally oblivious to it's behavior each and every time.
It also pees on your carpet.
I wish for a new raincoat and another axe.
Granted, but this one is also soaked in blood and the axe is dull.
I wish for a blind man.
Granted , he tried to meet up with you - but couldn't find you.
i wish i had someone to play diablo 2 LoD with. :smith:
Granted, but it turns out to be your mom... and she gets bored and leaves
I wish the user below me was incapable of destroying my wishes
Granted, but the world is in shambles and is about to end and you just wasted your only wish to have a non messed up wish.
I wish I had a sex slave
Granted, but it's a guy.
I wish I had a newt.
Granted, but the Newt died while transportation
I wish the user below had an australian spider in his room.
[QUOTE=wizu;34308806]Granted, but the Newt died while transportation
I wish the user below had an australian spider in his room.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cructo;34308824]Granted but he doesn't
I wish for a ninja-free facepunch[/QUOTE]
Double ninja?
Granted, but every other website is infested with ninjas up the ass.
I wish to be unrapeable.
[del]Granted; begin the pirate onslaught![/del]
-ninja-
Granted, your asshole is sown up.
All I wish for is my two front teeth, and maybe a nice walk in the park.
Granted, but after your nice walk in the park, it immediately gets carpet bombed to shit with MOABs.
I wish for a hot woman to hit on me.
Granted, but the woman is on fire, and now you are.
I wish i had more toothpicks.
Granted, here's 250 poison-tipped toothpicks.
A quick blow from a midget would be nice.
the midget couldn't reach your dick. too bad.
i wish for a brony to get hit by a solid rod of salt until he can smell the sea
Granted, but you have to stick each one in your big toe, then kick a wall.
I wish for a vagina.
Fuck, ninja'd x2
Granted , but its removed from its host and starts to rot
i wish for an black képi with my avatar on
Sure, you now have a képi with a bear trap hidden in it.
I wish for something bad to happen to the guy above me.
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