Granted. By blowing up the Earth.
I wish for a cola.
Granted, but its diabetis edition without sugar and tastes like diarrhea.
i wish the user below me hugs a deathclaw
Granted. In exchange, the DeathClaw must kill you. Bye bye.
I wish for a tack.
Granted, badly i couldn't remember what you excactly said and bought you tic tacs
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i can't make wishes i'm dead
wizu
1993 - 2012
Well then...
I wish for wizu to be alive again so he can die again.
Granted but he turns into a zombie and raids your bedroom at night when your fapping
I wish for good grades
Granted , you get transfered into annother school and the power wears off. you suck even more now.
i wish i didn't have jugador's spunk all over me from attacking him while he was playing 5 versus willie
Granted, but the genie doesn't understand fuck-all of your bickery and instead turn you into a tiny newt with cancer and you die horribly as your guts turn inside out
[QUOTE=wizu;34309483]Granted, badly i couldn't remember what you excactly said and bought you tic tacs
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i can't make wishes i'm dead
wizu
1993 - 2012[/QUOTE]
Arent those tic tacs placed exactly in the same position?
Granted, you get nothing.
I wish Mon's constant wishes for gumbo didn't kill the previous thread.
[QUOTE=Torjuz;34294342]Not granted, instead have Lady Gaga
I wish for Sopa to pass[/QUOTE]
Granted but it (SOPA/skynet) is corrupted by hackers and everyone gets a free coly if the legend of Zelda majoras mask. I wish to be able to read minds
[QUOTE=tod1129;34311875]Granted but it (SOPA/skynet) is corrupted by hackers and everyone gets a free coly if the legend of Zelda majoras mask. I wish to be able to read minds[/QUOTE]
I wish that you would not fail at this thread so hard. You grant the person above you's wish.
Back on track:
Granted, you can read minds. However, you can't control it and are forced to hear everyone's thoughts as you pass by them eventually slipping into insanity from hearing all the voices.
I wish for the weekend to come faster!
granted, but its the worst week end of your life.
I wish for my friend to shut the fuck up. He's right next to me, and seriously, he won't shut the fuck up.
[QUOTE=nothung;34312039]granted, but its the worst week end of your life.
I wish for my friend to shut the fuck up. He's right next to me, and seriously, he won't shut the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
Granted, your freinds mouth is sown shut and you feel guilty your entire life for it.
A new, better video card for my computer would be awesome.
Granted, but it melts on it's first day.
I wish I hadn't wasted my hundredth post on this topic.
Too bad.
I wish i didnt overeat aaaaa
Granted, but now you have to shit.
I wish i could lose my Virginity.
granted, your number one hit online on brazzers
i wish i wish i was a fish
Granted, but you soon become a shark's breakfast.
I wish for a boomerang.
Sure, it never comes back.
I wish for my virginity to disappear.
Granted, you don't have your virginity anymore but now you have AIDS instead
I wish for peace
hahahaha
i wish for crackers
The crackers end up in your ass and you have an anal prolapse.
I wish for money
i wish for you to die
Granted, an asian man by the name of you todie will show up to your house tomorrow. He's pissed off, greased up and horny.
I wish the user below me has an awesome day tomorrow
Granted, but unfortunately, you have an incredibly shitty day tomorrow.
I wish to be able to control computers with my mind.
Granted but it gives you Parkinson's disease and you die.
I wish I had more V8 Vegetable Juice.
Granted, but the juice is filled with bacteria.
I wish i could wish for a wish that i would wish for another wish. (God dammit, now the word "wish" sounds extremely stupid)
Granted, but you turn gay and chubby chaser.
I wish I could throw at least 1 rock a month at someone legally.
Granted, but everyone you hate gets the ability to throw as many rocks as they like at you legally.
I wish for a better computer.
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