Granted, but when the next game gets released that is in your interest will make the PC misunderstand the command "burn"
I wish for the fine gentleman below me to get rich
Granted, but then I encounter a fatal chess related accident.
I wish I had more motivation to do my Uni reading.
Granted, but you don't remember anything you read.
I wish I could remember everything I read.
Granted, but through a freak accident you lose your ability to comprehend written language.
I wish I could go back in time and convince my ex not to leave me right before boot camp.
Granted, but you grow a pair and forget about her
Granted but
I wish that my cat would stop throwing up on my bed and clothes.
Granted, but now it throws up on your PC.
I wish for SOPA to pass :v: [sp]ofcourse I don't[/sp]
Granted but beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops
I wish for a different, better burrito
Granted, but it gives you atomic diarrhea for the next week.
I wish I had $20.
granted, but the american dollar crashes to 0.5 yen shortly after you get it
i wish for gumbo
you die in a horrendous way you nasty piece of trash
[t]I wish you werent such a fucking moron[/t]
I wish for people to actually read the OP before posting...
Granted, but then everyone who reads the OP immediately becomes retarded and forgets it anyways.
I wish for a futuristic version of World War 1.
Granted, but the space Germans win the war.
I wish I could perform Exterminatus on Mon's house.
Granted, you do and Mon dies :v:
[editline]23rd January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=nothung;34360727]I wish for people to actually read the OP before posting...[/QUOTE]
you numbskull you are supposed to corrupt my wish
(its on secret code)
Well, I can't read secret code...
I wish I knew the truth about EVERYTHING
[video=youtube;FqfVEE--ySA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfVEE--ySA[/video]
I wish facepunch, reddit, and 4chan had a baby.
Granted, No need to corrupt that
I wish for facepunch to annex 4chan
Granted, but all of Facepunch's mods disappear and chaos ensures.
I wish for Asmodeus' embrace.
Granted, though corrupting this wish would be redundant.
I wish I knew all the ins and outs of the Source Engine.
Granted, but you end up forgetting how to use any other engine.
I wish for OctoCamo.
Granted, you now have OctoCamo, the camouflaged octopus superhero.
I wish I could play piano.
Granted, but you are now doomed to play Circus Galop for all eternity.
I wish to get stabbed.
Granted, but its with a rubber knife.
I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted, but you end up throwing yourself into space with the portals.
I wish for Fatman Tactical Nuclear Catapult.
Granted, but it never stops aiming at your location.
I wish for one golden apple.
Granted, but it gleams too brightly and becomes painful to look at.
I wish I could make decisions faster.
Granted, but you end up making so many decisions at once that you forget what the previous decisions were about.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
granted, but that is now all you know
I wish for an invite to the gmod 13 betaaaaaa
Granted, but you get to be invited into the betaaaaa instead of the beta. Next time do it right.
I wish i had 4 arms
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