• Corrupt a wish ver. ⑨
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Granted, but when the next game gets released that is in your interest will make the PC misunderstand the command "burn" I wish for the fine gentleman below me to get rich
Granted, but then I encounter a fatal chess related accident. I wish I had more motivation to do my Uni reading.
Granted, but you don't remember anything you read. I wish I could remember everything I read.
Granted, but through a freak accident you lose your ability to comprehend written language. I wish I could go back in time and convince my ex not to leave me right before boot camp.
Granted, but you grow a pair and forget about her
Granted but I wish that my cat would stop throwing up on my bed and clothes.
Granted, but now it throws up on your PC. I wish for SOPA to pass :v: [sp]ofcourse I don't[/sp]
Granted but beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops I wish for a different, better burrito
Granted, but it gives you atomic diarrhea for the next week. I wish I had $20.
granted, but the american dollar crashes to 0.5 yen shortly after you get it i wish for gumbo
you die in a horrendous way you nasty piece of trash [t]I wish you werent such a fucking moron[/t]
I wish for people to actually read the OP before posting...
Granted, but then everyone who reads the OP immediately becomes retarded and forgets it anyways. I wish for a futuristic version of World War 1.
Granted, but the space Germans win the war. I wish I could perform Exterminatus on Mon's house.
Granted, you do and Mon dies :v: [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=nothung;34360727]I wish for people to actually read the OP before posting...[/QUOTE] you numbskull you are supposed to corrupt my wish (its on secret code)
Well, I can't read secret code... I wish I knew the truth about EVERYTHING
[video=youtube;FqfVEE--ySA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfVEE--ySA[/video] I wish facepunch, reddit, and 4chan had a baby.
Granted, No need to corrupt that I wish for facepunch to annex 4chan
Granted, but all of Facepunch's mods disappear and chaos ensures. I wish for Asmodeus' embrace.
Granted, though corrupting this wish would be redundant. I wish I knew all the ins and outs of the Source Engine.
Granted, but you end up forgetting how to use any other engine. I wish for OctoCamo.
Granted, you now have OctoCamo, the camouflaged octopus superhero. I wish I could play piano.
Granted, but you are now doomed to play Circus Galop for all eternity. I wish to get stabbed.
Granted, but its with a rubber knife. I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted, but you end up throwing yourself into space with the portals. I wish for Fatman Tactical Nuclear Catapult.
Granted, but it never stops aiming at your location. I wish for one golden apple.
Granted, but it gleams too brightly and becomes painful to look at. I wish I could make decisions faster.
Granted, but you end up making so many decisions at once that you forget what the previous decisions were about. I wish I knew what to wish for.
granted, but that is now all you know I wish for an invite to the gmod 13 betaaaaaa
Granted, but you get to be invited into the betaaaaa instead of the beta. Next time do it right. I wish i had 4 arms
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