[QUOTE=startledtoast;26377997]Ever read the book "The Giver"? It would be pretty good if life was like that in a vault.
Have fun.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Great Book
also
The Vault is populated by 750 people
250 Blind people
250 Deaf people
250 Mute people
The supplies run out in 5 years unless they work togather to gain more
Vault 66: 100 sadistic jews with shotguns and rifles and 121 angry nazis with brass knuckles and lead pipes. The overseer is a robotic Gandhi. Jews are given 30% more food and nazis have beer.
A Vault with 100 people representing the population of the earth. People are as follows:
59 would be Asian
14 would be American (North, Central and South)
14 would be African
12 would be European
1 would be from the South Pacific
50 would be women, 50 would be men
30 would be children, 70 would be adults.
70 would be nonwhite, 30 would be white
90 would be heterosexual, 10 would be homosexual
33 would be Christians
21 would be Moslems
15 would be Hindus
6 would be Buddhists
5 would be Animists
6 would believe in other religions
14 would be without any religion or atheist.
30 would speak Chinese, Mandarin
14 English
12 Hindi
12 Spanish
10 Russian
8 Arabic
6 Bengali
6 Portuguese
The other two would speak Indonesian, Japanese,
German, French, or some other language.
Of the 100 people in this Vault:
20 are underonurished
1 is dying of starvation, while 15 are overweight.
Of the wealth in this Vault, 6 people own 59% (all of them from the United States), 74 people own 39%, and 20 people share the remaining 2%.
Of the energy of this Vault, 20 people consume 80%, and 80 people share the remaining 20%.
20 have no clean, safe water to drink.
56 have access to sanitation
15 adults are illiterate.
1 has an university degree.
7 have computers.
[url=http://www.mysterra.org/webmag/coup-de-coeur_en.html]Source[/url]
A vault full Vegetarians, but the only food in the vault is meat!
[B]every wall in the vault is 100% clear[/B]
you could see all the way though to the other side if you looked
[B]NO ONE INSIDE THE VAULT HAS SHOES[/B]
lets see how long it takes before someone breaks a wall/window and can't walk
kekekeke
A vault with nothing but ke$ha playing on the intercom. Lets see how long that lasts
A vault filled with mirrors. With 2 twins inside.
A vault with 10 people. Supplies for around 1 year.
Three of them will have to sacrifice before the door opens.
900 people with a hard strung affinity to various brands, ones such as nuka-cola, sugar bombs and various others are locked in the vault for the whole intended duration.
The vault is not only stocked with generic and competing brands but they are of inferior quality of what they would have been as sold on the shelves. The food is also marked with white labels only stating what it roughly is (cereal, soda, candy, beans, etc) vending machines are marked as such also.
Estimated deaths within the first month are in the double digits projections at the worst reaching near to 100 deaths.
Vault with 30 horny supermodel type women
50 homosexual men, and 50 god loving, homophobic girls.
I think that's the minimum number of people needed for a healthy genetic variation right?
a vault with money inside it, and little room to live in.
A vault full of Malkovich.
A vault with air conditioners that, very, very gradually, taint the air with fart, until, without noticing, the people mutate into fart-breathing people. Then, all at once, loads and loads of purfume.
A vault that has everyone isolated, with an overseer that constantly gives them food and water. The only thing to entertain them is the Fallout series.
[QUOTE=startledtoast;26397744]Think of it as there were 4 planets. If we found people on another planet they would be considered aliens.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but that would be the case in a create your own planet or some shit. This is a Nuclear Shelter.
Anyone who hasn't previously been living in a den all their life is going to know other races exist, and probably pass the knowledge of their existence on.
A vault with 1001 people in it. 500 Capitalist and 500 Communist. The Overseer would be apolitical and would control all weapons and armor. Everything else like water and food would be equally given to everyone.
A vault which food supply are those fucking crunchy cheetos.
:argh: why the fuck did they even make those?
1 guy has AIDs, and is really horny, and there are 50 women in the vault.
[sp] EVERYONE DIES [/sp]
Oh yeah. The overseer has aids too.
[sp] He's horny too [/sp]
Take a thousand midget alcoholics, and send 7 of them out into the world with one task: build a fortress. Once the fortress is built and has gained popularity, other midgets are sent to it. Eventually, a high-ranking member of the original force will be sent out.
Vault 17:
As the vault residents age, they must be executed when they turn 18 or the vault will be purged with fire (or not. Maybe it's a trick! who knows!).
The Overseer will be whoever is the oldest yet in the vault.
There will be a "healthy" ammount of Nuca-Cola Pink (an aphrodesiac and agression inducing novelty brand), with a mandatory minimum consumed ration from the age of 13.
Let the games begin!
A vault where all live a normal life,
where men can settle for a wife.
There are no shortages,
the supplies will last for ages.
Children attend school if they choose,
did I mention there’re armed serial killers on the loose?
[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;26418318]Vault 17:
As the vault residents age, they must be executed when they turn 18 or the vault will be purged with fire (or not. Maybe it's a trick! who knows!).
The Overseer will be whoever is the oldest yet in the vault.
There will be a "healthy" ammount of Nuca-Cola Pink (an aphrodesiac and agression inducing novelty brand), with a mandatory minimum consumed ration from the age of 13.
Let the games begin![/QUOTE]
Teen Pregnancy Vault. Why would you do this?
Vault 404. Its quirk: Nothing in the vault could be found.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;26418555]Vault 404. Its quirk: Nothing in the vault could be found.[/QUOTE]
What, like the Vault Door opens and its a brick wall behind it?
[QUOTE=Tagger;26418793]What, like the Vault Door opens and its a brick wall behind it?[/QUOTE]
Imagine 1000 people eagerly awaiting to get in. Then, suddenly, BRICK WALL.
I'd love to hear their last words (assuming that the nukes will drop the moment the bricks are revealed).
[QUOTE=Tagger;26418495]Teen Pregnancy Vault. Why would you do this?[/QUOTE]
I agree. The hell, man?
Vault 666
500 Christians
500 Satanists
Enough food and water to survive for 17000 years
The food and water is shared among everyone
The water is controlled by Satanists
The Christians entertainment are "The Exorcist" and "Doom3"
The Satanists entertainment are "The Holy Bible" and CCD classes
All 500 of the Christians are male
499 of the Satanists are Female and Homosexual
Let the experiment begin.
Bonus points: who is the 500th satanist? Brotip: Its not satan. Brotip2: Its someone you all know. Brotip3: Hes has a funky wardrobe. Brotip4: Look Carefully for him.
A Vault containing one room; a room that is pure white.
Inside that solitary room is a moose.
In front of the moose rests a bucket filled with walnuts.
[QUOTE=NiGHTS88;26419596]A Vault containing one room; a room that is pure white.
Inside that solitary room is a moose.
In front of the moose rests a bucket filled with walnuts.[/QUOTE]
I was just about to go to sleep. Then you... Thanks.
[QUOTE=GhettoGarden1;26419175]
Brotip: Its not satan. Brotip2: Its someone you all know. Brotip3: Hes has a funky wardrobe. Brotip4: Look Carefully for him.[/QUOTE]
So like...Waldo?
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