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Vault 420: 250 former Department of Drugs Firearms and Tobacco agents in a standard functioning vault. No entertainment or electronics are provided. There are three large storehouse-chambers filled respectively with bottles of Moonshine, Loaded 10mm handguns, and massive piles of weed. Allow the irony to begin.

Read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, It gives some perfect ideas for a Vault :smug:

Vault 144: One naked african tribesman vs. hundreds of angry, rabid baboons. Spear and loincloth not included.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;26418555]Vault 404. Its quirk: Nothing in the vault could be found.[/QUOTE] Vault 403: Everything in the vault is forbidden. It's like I'm really in a communist country.

[QUOTE=EFG;26421023]Vault 403: Everything in the vault is forbidden. It's like I'm really in a communist country.[/QUOTE] Or in Australia

[QUOTE=RayDark;26407369]A vault where you have 50:50 religious/scientific people. And you throw proof of evolution in the middle, and watch them fight to the death.[/QUOTE] 50:50 = 1:1

[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;26418318]Vault 17: As the vault residents age, they must be executed when they turn 18 or the vault will be purged with fire (or not. Maybe it's a trick! who knows!). The Overseer will be whoever is the oldest yet in the vault. There will be a "healthy" ammount of Nuca-Cola Pink (an aphrodesiac and agression inducing novelty brand), with a mandatory minimum consumed ration from the age of 13. Let the games begin![/QUOTE] Sounds like "The Running Man". :v:

A vault containing 60 autistic children, and only one computer with Minecraft installed on it.

[QUOTE=credesniper;26413319]50 homosexual men, and 50 god loving, homophobic girls. I think that's the minimum number of people needed for a healthy genetic variation right?[/QUOTE] Nope. 500 people at least, but over a thousand is recommended.

A vault with Justin Bieber. And the rest of 4chan.

A vault filled with nothing but chefs, and their children. Children are to be brought up as chefs, or something will happen to them. There is an unlimited supply of grain and water and spices, but the main meat comes from a single cube with dispensers on all sides, directly in the atrium. The first year will be nothing but the finest steaks, porks, and other delicious meats, but slowly, a more malicious beef will be added. By the end of the second year, they're all eating well-prepared human flesh. :v: Isn't this fun?

A supermassive vault with Six different people, each from a very different walk of life, will awake to find themselves inside a giant cube with thousands of possible rooms. Each has a skill that becomes essential when they must band together to get out: a cop, a math whiz, a building designer, a doctor, an escape master, and a retard they all have to work together to avoid trapped cubes and work out how to escape.

A vault with submerged hallways, that change layout every 24 hours. Doctor's office, bedrooms, rec rooms and all that are above water.

[QUOTE=GhettoGarden1;26419175] Bonus points: who is the 500th satanist? Brotip: Its not satan. Brotip2: Its someone you all know. Brotip3: Hes has a funky wardrobe. Brotip4: Look Carefully for him.[/QUOTE] Anthony LaVey?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;26419812]So like...Waldo?[/QUOTE] Congrats, you did it! I know...it is completely random... but hey...watever it takes

a vault full of little girls and one very horny man

A regular vault with all normal people, lots of food/water/entertainment and clean air. And a door, right at the bottom. "But my shadyface, what so strange about that?" you cry. Well stop crying, i'm about to tell you. When the vault is abandoned, a pre-recorded message is played over the radio to lure in the looters, and the door unlocks. Inside is a long maze of tunnlels, lots of high tech security robots and turrets. And at the center of this maze, a box. And inside the box, [sp]a note saying "sorry, but the loot is in another vault. signed, fuck you."[/sp]

A vault with 500 residents, all of whom have different forms of schizophrenia. The speaker system would be designed to constantly malfunction and play random bits of dialogue, making it hard to distinguish between the voices in their heads and the voices from the speakers. Oh, and the vault also has the world's largest unguarded knive collection. Sit back and watch the fireworks.

We know that in Fallout games, it's almost impossible to find a vault that haven't been abandomed and fucked up. So they made a vault with NO ONE inside. Let's see how long it will last.

10 people in the vault. Those who know binary and those who don't.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;26423661]A supermassive vault with Six different people, each from a very different walk of life, will awake to find themselves inside a giant cube with thousands of possible rooms. Each has a skill that becomes essential when they must band together to get out: a cop, a math whiz, a building designer, a doctor, an escape master, and a retard they all have to work together to avoid trapped cubes and work out how to escape.[/QUOTE] That sort of idea sounds like it would make a good movie.

A vault occupied by an endless amount of server racks. All running Linux. The perfect world.

[QUOTE=Pandemix;26429490]That sort of idea sounds like it would make a good movie.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I bet the retard is the only one that makes it out alive.

[QUOTE=Pandemix;26429490]That sort of idea sounds like it would make a good movie.[/QUOTE] It IS a movie called Cube.

[QUOTE=Tottrot;26429770]It IS a movie called Cube.[/QUOTE] Isn't there also a mod called "Cube" for fallout 3?

In my vault there is many constantly changing rooms. some are big, some are small. The vault is completely self sufficient. there are fully automated factories, and is powered by flying balls of pure energy. There are many test subject clones in orange jumpsuits cryogenically frozen. There is an artificial intelligence robot controlling everything. The large robot with questionable morals is equipped with deadly neurotoxin is case it feels that the human inhabitants have overstepped their bounds. [editline]1st December 2010[/editline] cake is used as a motivational device.

Vault 77: One man, and a crate full of puppets. [url]http://fallout.bethsoft.com/eng/vault/pennyarcade.html[/url]

a vault where everything (furniture, food, water, people) is placed on a trap door, which would fall down in to a bottomless pit floating vault

A vault similar to the Cube. Two maybe... One that is similar to the cube in terms of traps in each chamber. Before the sealing, everything is fixed in place as a linear path to the (second?) vault door. Past the second vault door is what can be considered the actual vault, where the vault dwellers will be placed in some kind of stasis. Before entering stasis, they will be given collars to monitor their heartbeat (vital signs, whatever) and location within the Vault.. Eventually the vault PA will announce the opening of the vault (five years, give or take), but by then the scrambling sequence had already taken place and will continue. Each few months the AI/System will release a handful of people to try and escape the vault. The "maze" vault would work like the cube, traps in almost each room with the sections constantly scrambling. Each chamber would be equipped with cameras to monitor progress.Once all vital sign collars go dark, the Vault will lock, return to its original order and await VaultTec operators to reopen the vault and travel to the main chamber to retrieve the research data. [editline]1st December 2010[/editline] Edit: Oh god DAMMIT. Rate late I suppose.

[QUOTE=Codename 47;26406737]A vault with Ryu-Gi and Susan Coffey.[/QUOTE] Whats with this ryu gi and susan coffey stuff, Ive head of it a couple times.