A vault made of smoke and mirrors, filled with snakes and strobelights.
A vault where there's no way of knowing the time.
Actually they'll die probably...
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[QUOTE=FreakySoup;26471694]A vault that contains one tv, with 500 channels....
[i]But nothing to watch...[/i][/QUOTE]
You mean the average living room?
A vault with broken glass everywhere and 3 inches of salt on the floor!
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and no shoes
The Vault is entirely regular besides three things.
It is pitch black with no way of creating light.
No shoes.
Also a bunch of metal cubes that move around daily are stuck to the floor all over the vault so you keep stubbing your toes.
A vault where every day, slowly the pressure is increased until they mutate to survive such pressure. then they are gathered around the door and it is opened really quickly
A vault where every 11 minutes, the sprinklers go off... and no shoes
A vault where you get whatever you want.....
But you have to do a cruel test of intelligence to get in.
When everything is OK,open the vault and TADA.
A vault where the inhabitants are taught that they have to sacrifice one of their own to the overseer to make sure the vault continues to run smoothly. Once the sacrifice makes it to the overseer, they are let out through a secret tunnel under the overseer's office and are free from the vault.
one full of vegetarians, every day one is forced to eat meat
one with a few white supremacists and a bunch of friendly black people
one where the overseer is a chimpanzee, he controls the vault by throwing darts at a big board
one where the only entertainment provided is copies of battletoads and i wanna be the guy
A vault where... and no shoes.
A vault where there are no clothes, except a ridiculous variety of shoes, and no cheetahs.
[i]no cheetahs[/i]
16 men. 2 teams. 75 kills to win.
I don't think this is going to work out...
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100,000 1:1 men to woman ratio
2 teams
each team is 50,000 people
each team has 25,000 men, 25,000 women
Basic guns are provided, equipment for gun modding is spread around the (HUGE) vault, as is ammo.
teams are provided everything to run a successful civilization for thousands of years, including factories and vehicle depots.
The vault is a huge box that uses up a good portion of the earths underground space, ceiling high up is a screen projecting clouds, artificial weather systems in the vault. has an surface like enviroment inside, based off a randomly generated heightmap.
Both teams are given the objective to kill off the enemy team, or have their team survive 1,000 years. Whatever comes first. Diplomacy is allowed, but then they are required to spend the time limit surviving.
Reproduction is allowed and a usefull, encouraged part of the game.
Both teams start off with a single small town large enough to hold their initial team. Animals roam the uninhabited. Each team makes their own laws.
When the time runs out or a team is extinct all surviving participants are taken to the sterile surface where humanity is extinct and are to repopulated the earth with the refined DNA. Natural selection at it's best. Also, the whole project is recorded by cameras hidden in the ceiling.
A vault filled with 500 homosexual men and the pope.
[QUOTE=DimJim;26507907]one full of vegetarians, every day one is forced to eat meat[/QUOTE]
Sounds hawt.
[QUOTE=MasterG;26511475]1000 years.... really?[/QUOTE]
Remember, they are [b]reproducing[/b].
[QUOTE=certified;26511060]16 men. 2 teams. 75 kills to win.
I don't think this is going to work out...
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100,000 1:1 men to woman ratio
2 teams
each team is 50,000 people
each team has 25,000 men, 25,000 women
Basic guns are provided, equipment for gun modding is spread around the (HUGE) vault, as is ammo.
teams are provided everything to run a successful civilization for thousands of years, including factories and vehicle depots.
The vault is a huge box that uses up a good portion of the earths underground space, ceiling high up is a screen projecting clouds, artificial weather systems in the vault. has an surface like enviroment inside, based off a randomly generated heightmap.
Both teams are given the objective to kill off the enemy team, or have their team survive 1,000 years. Whatever comes first. Diplomacy is allowed, but then they are required to spend the time limit surviving.
Reproduction is allowed and a usefull, encouraged part of the game.
Both teams start off with a single small town large enough to hold their initial team. Animals roam the uninhabited. Each team makes their own laws.
When the time runs out or a team is extinct all surviving participants are taken to the sterile surface where humanity is extinct and are to repopulated the earth with the refined DNA. Natural selection at it's best. Also, the whole project is recorded by cameras hidden in the ceiling.[/QUOTE]
You [i]do[/i] realize how this would go down, right? Seeing as there is no reward for killing the other team off except early "release" from their perfect world, they would live a relatively peaceful millennia. Unless there were limited supplies, then there would be war. And war. War never changes.
[QUOTE=AwesomeCanadian;26512245]You [I]do[/I] realize how this would go down, right? Seeing as there is no reward for killing the other team off except early "release" from their perfect world, they would live a relatively peaceful millennia. Unless there were limited supplies, then there would be war. And war. War never changes.[/QUOTE]
The supplies would be there, but they wouldn't exactly be given.
Hunting for food, mining to get metals to make goods, also, energy is not provided. The would be given weapons to start off. Once one team begins to control the supplies, it would erupt into war. Think of it AOE style, the supply exists, and is bountiful, but your going to have to fight for it.
Also, the usual BS that happens in modern society (Political views, religion, ect.) would bring war regardless of supply situation.
Food and water are filled to the brim in this vault, but there is no power to open the doors.
And the button to turn it on is across a big ass pit of spikes.
[QUOTE=certified;26512333]The supplies would be there, but they wouldn't exactly be given.
Hunting for food, mining to get metals to make goods, also, energy is not provided. The would be given weapons to start off. Once one team begins to control the supplies, it would erupt into war. Think of it AOE style, the supply exists, and is bountiful, but your going to have to fight for it.
Also, the usual BS that happens in modern society (Political views, religion, ect.) would bring war regardless of supply situation.[/QUOTE]
But these people realize that there was a huge nuclear war outside, and seeing the living conditions in here, they would probably not want to spoil it.
A Vault where teen pregnancy is up 45% but there is only 51 people to go to them that way none have any form and thus God exists.
A large vault with 1,279 zombies, 4 survivors, 3 safe rooms, some guns, and every special infected.
Have fun.
[QUOTE=lapsus_;26511709]A vault filled with 500 homosexual men and the pope.[/QUOTE]
A vault with nothing but police roaming the halls, with chris hansen permanently monitoring everything on video...
on one end of the vault, a room sealed, full with justin bieber and a bunch of altar boys.
on the other end, a room with the pope and a lot of viagra in it :v:
You guys aren't really understanding the purpose of the Vault Experiment...
Anyway, my ideas:
1. A Vault where you can see and listen into every area of the Vault.
2. A Vault where the only entertainment is horror films (optional condition for those you just like fucked-uppery - spontanious blackouts)
3. A Vault of pacifists
And two just for fun - A Vault that when opened leads to a room that has many robots acting like half-human half-ape creatures and a Vault with only children and one pedophile.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;26516612]1. A Vault where you can see and listen into every area of the Vault.[/QUOTE]
that's filled with chronic masturbators
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;26516931]that's filled with chronic masturbators[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.familyguyquotes.com/images/chris.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;26516612]Vault with only children and one pedophile.[/QUOTE]
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Ah, always handy.
A vault with plenty of food and water for all of its residents and enough entertainment to keep them from getting bored. Everyone is happy and has no problems.
[QUOTE=Squaar;26519387]A vault with plenty of food and water for all of its residents and enough entertainment to keep them from getting bored. Everyone is happy and has no problems.[/QUOTE]
[i]I got 99 problems but a Vault ain't one[/i]
A vault that is the size of the empire state building.
-Food and all other basic supplies are provided.
-The bottom 4 floors are an eternal rave.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;26512354]Food and water are filled to the brim in this vault, but there is no power to open the doors.
And the button to turn it on is across a big ass pit of spikes.[/QUOTE]
Use the extremely plentiful water and food to fill/cover the bigass pit o spikes and cross.
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