• I'm going to my first party EVER, advice?
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don't be a dick
See how many people you can spill your drink on, and then have sex with. Remember you fail the quest if they punch more than 15 teeth in.
Be yourself and laugh whenever someone makes a good joke.
Edited: Just... drink some alcohol. Preferably a strong shot of vodka, like this: [quote][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jLfUyEuMrHk/TJ_N0sTETdI/AAAAAAAAC7A/5PBGo7spLFE/s1600/RSO_750ml_Bottle_Shot-_Trade.jpg[/img][/quote] Honestly the best vodka out there and quite cheap.
1 shot wont do shit
[QUOTE=Gen;33763493]Edited: Just... drink some alcohol. Preferably a strong shot of vodka, like this: Honestly the best vodka out there and quite cheap.[/QUOTE] 1 shot? lightweight.
Don't forget to carry in your sleeping bag.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;33763625]1 shot wont do shit[/QUOTE] OP is under 15 years old. 1 shot of Russian Standard before the party will be more than enough. Especially when there will most likely be softer drinks available at the party. Who the hell broughts a vodka bottle to a party and drinks it alone?
Also, seriously do be yourself. Remember that the acquaintances you meet here might end up being friendships, and if you begin to feign parts of your personality/interests to "get by," you might be caught in a sticky situation.
Don't be an awkward nerd. [editline]17th December 2011[/editline] And don't give into peer pressure. I never had to give in to that, yet I still have loads of friends.
girls?
i dont know how much you've gotten drunk before, but if it is one of your first few times then the most important advice i can give is to not overdo it. its hard for a very drunk person to say no to another drink so be careful also people are probably a lot more friendly and willing to talk than you think, so get talking, make some friends
Go to it, be yourself Pretty sure you are not going to follow our advice [editline]17th December 2011[/editline] Oh and please don't act like you are all mysterious or something, thats just completely freaky and people do that some times..
Get absolutely shit faced
[QUOTE=Reimu;33764337]Also, seriously do be yourself. Remember that the acquaintances you meet here might end up being friendships, and if you begin to feign parts of your personality/interests to "get by," you might be caught in a sticky situation.[/QUOTE] This. Like the old saying goes. "Tell the truth, and you'll never have to remember anything"
Apart from alcohol, if you're comfortable with it, you should try to dance if theres music and stuff. Not like, get down b-boy battles, just jiggle with it, jiggle with the girls and you'll show them that you aren't that shy on alcohol.
get high and relax.
Get drunk.
[QUOTE=Saphirx;33765406]Get drunk.[/QUOTE] that will work too.
get hammered. how can anyone need a tutorial on how to act at a party haha
Iunno, my first party consisted with me making frequent use of the bong being passed around by the stoners and then going about talking to people and just hanging around. If you're socially awkward, marijuana really helps with that.
Go there naked. Will be awkward the first 5 minutes but trust me it's worth it.
Get to know people through people you know. Keep close to the host dude, without being obnoxious, really. If you know him well, just be around him and whoever might stand and talk to him. Try to take part in the conversation, and a little bit of beer won't hurt. If the conversation is of no interest, do something else. By following him around, I'm not saying "stalk him", but if you see him with a group of people, get your ass over there and socialize.
Feel up all the girls in sight. They'll love it, trust me.
Get a lot of booze in you before you even leave your house
If you get drunk easily try to control yourself. This is your first party and you know only the party's host so I don't advice you to make people remember you as the guy that got drunk as shit. Sometimes it does good but mostly you do stupid shit you later regret. If you do get moderately drunk and you should go for that try to avoid talking about how much drunk you are. No one's interested in that and they can see that.
this entire thread has pissed me off really bad and i don't know why?
Don't listen to the people telling you to get hammered. Since this is your first party, alcohol is best to help you relax. Not to get you so drunk you can't remember anything when you wake up.
dress up as superman
Don't pee in anything that isn't a toilet.
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