Would you hire the above user's avatar?

[NuGmanV3]

how the fuck would be useful for anything? Just go hand out flyers for minimum wage.

[LondierX]

You're hired as our new mascot! I'll be rich off your merchandising and rule 34

[DrugPup]

You probably wouldn't make a good doctor due to the fact that sometime in the past you lost your medical license.

[Tokagero]

Yup. We are gonna make a lot of ice money.

[avon43]

-snip-

[Davidn64]

You're useful for some assassinations

[CrossNgen]

And so are you!

[Disposable Grunt]

Eh, I'm sure I can find a use for you.

[Native Hunter]

why not

[Disposable Grunt]

Who wouldn't hire the Techno Viking?

[WishesForFishes]

Naw.

[gk99]

Sure, why not?

[meanwhile]

Yes.

[Nightfury Treann]

Eat more!

[NuGmanV3]

I don't have a job for you, but a certain... adult business would [B]LOVE[/B] to have you work with them, I'll give you their details.

[sp]rerr[/sp]

[mr hobo]

Uh, sure?

[sa2fan]

Oh definitely.

[H.Drescher]

Mascot for new sunglasses advertisement campaign.

[GoldenDragon]

Mmmm...

Yes.

[GoldenTWM]

I might hire her to remove that fucking tail

[LondierX]

You're now hired. Now make people think they're on drugs or something, then steal their money