Your Best Pick-Up Lines!

[da_maul]

your so hot if you were at the north pole it would be room tempeture

[JonniXD]

Are you running Windows 95? 'Cause you're making me unstable.

[MedicWine]

Say something rude then walk away.

[DigitalySane]

Thats a nice dress you got there I think it would look better scrumpled up at the foot of my bed.

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=da_maul;24645809]your so hot if you were at the north pole it would be room tempeture[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't room temperature in the north pole be very cold?

[Revanold]

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;24644639]Isn't Uranus a gas giant?[/QUOTE]

Doesn't mean you can't explore it

:colbert:

Stop trying to be clever

[Sickle]

Your parents must be assholes, 'cause you're the shit!

[rebellious]

i fancy you

[Johan123]

let's have sex.

it work's trust me. (Not really i just wanted you to die)

[Elcor]

[img]http://www.freshsubs.net/images/subway-staff.jpg[/img]
Do you work at subway, 'cause you just gave me a foot long.

[Zareox]

Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

[bull04]

Do you work at UPS? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

[tark!]

"Hey baby, whats cookin'? It better be a bacon sandwich."

[Barrowsx]

Let's have sex.

[Gravy]

Every bone in your body is perfect.

[sp]Want one more?[/sp]

[italics560]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

almost got in a bout of fisticuffs for that one

[Maloof]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

[SP]Enough to break the ice.[/SP]

[crazyjames]

Got a little captain in you? well there could be. :smug:

[broo20]

[QUOTE=Maloof;24659491]How much does a polar bear weigh?

[SP]Enough to break the ice.[/SP][/QUOTE]

Used that one before, made her laugh.

[FuckingHellshit]

Hey baby nice shoes, Wanna pee in a jar so I can keep it in my closet and jerk off into it later?

[J4censolo]

Baby, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put " R " and " U " next to eachother. So I could ask " R U going to make me a sandwhich? "

[Someoneuduno]

[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;24644729]Roses are red, voilets are blue. Get in my van.[/QUOTE]
Mine's pretty similar, although significantly shorter.

Get in the van.

[FuckingHellshit]

Hey slut, what's the safeword?

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=FuckingHellshit;24662440]Hey slut, what's the safeword?[/QUOTE]

And this is why, your still a virgin.

[Snickerdoodle]

*points*

"WHORE IS A SPY!"

[Time Pardox]

It's ok that you have an ugly face, I'll just put a bag over that shit.

-from the video "This is why 11 year olds shouldn't raid"

[Stizzles]

"hey"

and then the sex begins

[eXperion]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;24644610]If you were a booger

I would pick you first.

[B]
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and U together.[/B][/QUOTE]
You got that from Joe. :colbert:

[IMG_thumb]http://horobox.reager.org/u/eXperion_1283910694.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

[italics560]

[QUOTE=eXperion;24666104]You got that from Joe. :colbert:

[IMG_thumb]http://horobox.reager.org/u/eXperion_1283910694.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]

holy shit, that one has been around since the fucking 20's (no exaggeration).

And find your own goddamn source, I don't feel like wasting my time to find it AGAIN.

[LaTOUNGa]

"Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh... Okay...
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck

And of corse:

"Get to the Choppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Sorry Arnold)