It's chop that bitch off, but not before I make a perfected mold, sculpture and a full set of schematics and measurements. then I'd spend the next 30 years constructing a new dick.
For myself of course.
God whats with all the penis threads this is the third one iv seen in two days.
[QUOTE=TrueWolF;19646006]Here's a question for most FPers
Me n a friend were talking about this earlier on, if your penis and maybe balls had to be amputated to survive due to some disease or something, would you go through with it?
I think I would, I dunno, It'd be fucked up, but beats dying I guess, but it would still suck that [B]I wouldn't be able to reproduce anymore which is pretty much what we humans live for more or less.[/B] Who knows, maybe in the future we'll get robotic penises or something.
Vote/discuss.[/QUOTE]
Well that and knowledge considering we're the creatures on this planet with the biggest brain capacity.
But to answer your question, yes. If I didn't have a dick I wouldn't get horny, and the only thing I use my dick for is pissing and fapping anyway.
Life wouldn't be worth living to be honest.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;19646067]i would chose to die. do you know how bad urinating would be?[/QUOTE]
Chicks do it all the time. Of course, they wish they had penises so they could stand up while doing it.
I'd rather die.
[QUOTE=Moby-;19646220]Well if you chose to amputate at least you'll never suffer random boners.[/QUOTE]
that would be the only pro
If there is something porn has taught me. it is that sex can cure everything. Now why would you cut off the only thing that can cure that horrible disease?
Uhhhh, no. Not losing my penis.
If I cut off my dick, I still got my testicles and prostate, Just take a thin tube and a "realistic" dildo and have the tube run through said dildo and put that tube in your urethra (what is left of it), and find a way to auto-mate your prostate being tickled enough so you could orgasm at the typical time.
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I really need to read the thread first.
I'd rather die instead of living on without a fuck stick.
Option three.
Gaybows? Hearts?
A life with out my penis is not a life at all.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;19646083]I take it you'd have to have your testicles removed too? Otherwise you'd still get sexual urges. I don't know about you, but the torment of wanting to fuck something without being able to would drive me mad. And I wouldn't want to live without any testosterone because i'd become weak and i'd become a pussy. Plus, I wouldn't rage like a man.[/QUOTE]
And the fact that you can't masturbate anymore after being sexually excited from something on the internet. THAT would make me go mad.
If you want to live and still have your penush just let it get cut off and use a corpses penush
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19655295]If you want to live and still have your penush just let it get cut off and use a corpses penush[/QUOTE]
There's nothing more arousing for a woman than a penis that is decaying right in front of her eyes.
[QUOTE=Carbon123;19655322]There's nothing more arousing for a woman than a penis that is decaying right in front of her eyes.[/QUOTE]
Ohh... your penis fell off in me... why don't you go back in after it :smug:
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;19655354]Ohh... your penis fell off in me... why don't you go back in after it :smug:[/QUOTE]
You can leave it there and do her while at work :smug:
[QUOTE=Carbon123;19655322]There's nothing more arousing for a woman than a penis that is decaying right in front of her eyes.[/QUOTE]
But if its a long decaying penis..... :smug:
Just chop it off, sure it would be a loss but if we cease to exist what use would we have for it?
Can we use it one last time b4 it goes?
Death before dishonour
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19652371]If I cut off my dick, I still got my testicles and prostate, Just take a thin tube and a "realistic" dildo and have the tube run through said dildo and put that tube in your urethra (what is left of it), and find a way to auto-mate your prostate being tickled enough so you could orgasm at the typical time.[/QUOTE]
this quote's time was too short on the last page.
[QUOTE=Ldesu;19646875]sex change and become lesbian :smug:[/QUOTE]
mmmm
At least I still got my ass...
:smug:
Hell yes, rate me gaybows... :v:
I voted yes, but then I remembered that you use it to piss. I do not know how painful it would be to do that without a dick, but if it was I'd probably die instead.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19651168]Life wouldn't be worth living to be honest.[/QUOTE]
Grow a pair.
would the less sexist question be would you rather be sterilsed or die?
[QUOTE=Carbon123;19655322][QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19655295]If you want to live and still have your penush just let it get cut off and use a corpses penush[/QUOTE]
There's nothing more arousing for a woman than a penis that is decaying right in front of her eyes.[/QUOTE]
Me:Hey baby, do you have any dead meat in you?
Girl: uh no, why?
Me: Want some? *flashes rotting tubesteak*
Girl: OMG GIVE IT TO ME!
This is my fantasy world. I'll never leave.
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