• Recommend me a pet.
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An anteater. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTnUTejcc8w[/media]
A walking stick
What? A turtle? That is some pretty femine shit there. Your pets say shit about you, for instance: Turtles say that when the game is on you fucking hide in a box like a little camping man-bitch. Get a fucking huge scorpion. Yeah that's right, a god damn scorpion. Scorpions are the most bad ass mother fuckers on the planet, just look at the damn name: SCORPION. The only way to make that name any better is to replace C with K, or add "Emperor" in front of it... OH WAIT. Yeah that's right, what does a pet [i]scorpion[/i] say about you? You're going to kick ass because you have the most bad ass fucking ANYTHING ever as a pet. A fucking pet. [img]http://www.decalsusa.com/images/scorpion.GIF[/img] Just look at the silhouette of that bastard.
You lucky bastards, being able to have turtles as pets! :argh:
Tapeworm.
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;20453719]A Guinea Pig.[/QUOTE] I like the way this man thinks [img]http://ibexinc.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/guinea_pig1.jpg[/img] I'd consider it if I were you, OP!
get a big ass centipede
A chameleon?
Kangaroo.
Triops.
Platapus They make great secret agents
A rat, seriously I have one. The albino ones are cool because they freak people out. Opposite of popular belief they are very clean, they clean themselves regularly with their tongues like cats do. I carry mine around on my shoulder sometimes, although depending on the rat it may or may not wait to get to it's cage to potty...
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