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Cutting Achilles' and eye's out, and thrown into a freezer, where you gradually bleed and freeze to death slowly
I'll tie your hands behind your back, put you on a spanish donkey, attach 100 lb weights to your feet, and proceed to rub your face and nuts very roughly with a cheese grader
I put a steel, spiked metal plate on my scrotum and hang upside down on my balls for 3 weeks. When the skin is all stretched out, I use it like a flail and toss it at you at 20 mph. You die as my testispikes penetrate your skull.
[QUOTE=IhateValve;17786475]I put a steel, spiked metal plate on my scrotum and hang upside down on my balls for 3 weeks. When the skin is all stretched out, I use it like a flail and toss it at you at 20 mph. You die as my testispikes penetrate your skull.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a fettish to me:eek:
I rip off your neck and shit down your throat. :c00lbert:
Banned from the internet [editline]09:26PM[/editline] I'm serious
You get crushed by Rosie 'O Donnell.
Okay, the first thing I do is I find you, and stalk you for a while, pulling a G-Man every now and then. Then one day I run up to you and hit you with a spoon, then run away. I continue to do this every day, and soon your mental state is near insanity. You eventualy die from me beating you with a spoon once every day. [sp]Ripped directly from he fake movie "The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Innifecient Weapon".[/sp]
I run you over with my bike
I tie you up, cut you, and piss in your wound every day, until you die of pain, or the fresh wounds I keep opening.
floss your butthole with barbed wire
Fuck a person with AIDS up the ass, find out where you live, seduce you, fuck you, kidnap you, put you in a hyper-sleep machine for 10 years and watch as you die from a simple cold.
Pay a gorilla to fuck you up the ass for all eternity.
Has their anus turned inside out.
Being psychologically mangled until you force yourself to commit suicide with a blunt, rusty nail.
One eye getting an infection causing causing all the others to get an infection too leading to a slow slimy death with all your eyes oozing gunk and you cant do anything about because you were living in Angola at the in the middle of no where. Later the tribe people eat you. Dumb
Force you to put on a donkey show for a drug cartel. Before you get used to the feeling your head is chopped off and I hold your eyelids open as you watch the donkey continue to rape your headless body in the ass. Wow, did I really just think of that?
Show evidence that your mum is a trap
tie two sub woofers at each of your ear and play hard rock at max volume. the wave is so strong it makes you deaf and destroy all your brain matter
Put a massive sub woofer up your ass and turn up the volume. Play some Drum and Bass so loud that it vibrates your inside until they turn to liquid. Then give you laxatives so you shit out your insides. then make it into a soup and make you drink/eat it
Take one knife and slowly cut deep lacerations in your body and the put salt and pickle juice in your cuts. and keep repeating until you die from pain and agony
Cut of your pingas, cut of your arms, make you eat your own pingas, bleed to death.
Poisonous Spaghetti.
Patriot act V2
testicles cut off for fun
Ok. Take a heavy duty drill. Then take one of these. [img]http://www.hor-i-zon.com/catalog/images/282566.jpg[/img] make a loop of steel wire through it. then come up from behind you. Put the wire around your neck. Then pull the trigger.
I'll castrate you with a toothpick then use that toothpick to slice small circles into both of your eyes. Next I'll use the jaws from a small shark to make a few thousand tiny cuts all over your back. Stage 3 is to fill up a swimming pool with salt water and put in a couple of sharks and throw you in with them.
I tie you down and make a robot cut small pieces of you that force you to eat them until you die.
Cut open your ballsack and Cut out your eyes. Then stick your balls in your eyes and your Eyes in your ballsack.
Brown noise
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