• *Make a brutal death method to above user*
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Paralyzed by a stroke/heart attack and then being eaten alive by your own dog/cat/some animal you have or a neighbor has.
Strap you down in a nice, elevated, comfy chair. And force you to drink gallons and gallons of water until you explode. While you are drinking the water, I will poke a hole in your stomach and watch the water spray upwards for my own amusement.
strap to table drill eyeballs out
Stab with a rhino horn that has been rubbed with acid.
I tie you down to a chair, and get a can of lemon soda, cut you with the tab all over, slowly and painfully, drink some soda, and pour the rest down on your cuts. Then as you bleed out, I put the can of soda infront of your genitals, and start shooting the can with a metal pellet gun. I come back in the morning, and if you're not dead yet, I'll lay down a bed of cans, make you lie down on them with you still tied. Then I'll crush all of the cans by jumping on your body, then, I'll leave you there. *Rapist Smile*
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrj7l7fE1kE[/media] Brutal.:black101: I saw the title and instantly thought Metalocalypse.
Straw in the eye. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.
A kid throws a snowball of a bridghe and it hits a lorry, the driver is so surprised he jacknifes. A car crashes into the back of the lorry, the driver is obliterated and the passenger (you) are crushed to the point of near death. But you don't die yet. In the hostpital fragments of rust casue you to get rust poisoning, this raises ytour blood pressure and heart rate. This causes a rust fragement to becoe disloged and lacerate your heart, lungs and liver. you hemmoarage, bleed and get toxic chemicale posioned to death.
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;17795423]Strap you down in a nice, elevated, comfy chair. And force you to drink gallons and gallons of water until you explode. While you are drinking the water, I will poke a hole in your stomach and watch the water spray upwards for my own amusement.[/QUOTE] That wouldn't work. Once you have drank alot of water you will start vomitting it up. The cycle would continue. Interracial gangbang with a horse that is either black or white depending on what colour you are.
shove a pencil up ur rectum. and then sharpen the pencil in ur ass hole
Cut each individual tendon with wire cutters, hang by arms from window, make small incisions all over legs, let bleed out.
I will cut your hands of, and put you in a little room with a tv in the wall, only with porn on. And after awhile you will explode
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;17795423]Strap you down in a nice, elevated, comfy chair. And force you to drink gallons and gallons of water until you explode. While you are drinking the water, I will poke a hole in your stomach and watch the water spray upwards for my own amusement.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_poisoning[/url]
raped in the ear by a group of penguins whose penises have been replaced by rusty sporks repeatedly until your skull cracks open and reveals your brain which the spork dick penguins will then proceed vomit on and then eat except instead of beaks they have plastic dominoes and all the while you are somehow being kept alive. At the same time there will be a pigeon sitting on your bare chest, looking you straight in the eyes and shitting repeatedly on your nipples and a really manky horrible cat with all fleas and shit sitting on your dick and cutting at your balls with rusty screws where its claws should be.
Stitch your asshole closed and just keep feeding you and FEEDING YOU and FEEDING YOU! AHAHAHA
Old age The worst of all
I rip off your balls and make you eat them. Then when you shit them out, i make you eat them again. And again, and again, and again, untill you catch some bacteria and get some infection or something and then die of that later.
hmmmmmmm OK, I will lock you in my basement and daily send electric shocks through your body until you are brain dead. Then I will cut off the top of your head and feed you what remains of your almost nonexistent brain. After you are but a husk of a person, I will bury you alive. Once you are dead, I will chop you up into chili and feed you to your dog. Then I will kill your dog. SO HA!
lock you in a 3x3x20 box with a hatch at the top that does not open. Room starts to fill with water through shower heads on the top. There will also be an unopenable plug at the bottom so you try to claw it open. More of a death that triggers everyone's fear of drowning than brutal.
Tie you to a chair and force you to watch unbelievable amounts of unbelievably hot porn whilst unable to relieve any sexual tension until you die of dehydration/malnourishment
Rip your balls off, put salt in wound, leave you to die
Heart ripped out with a pillow
Fuck your ass with broken glass. :c00lbert:
Bloodrocuted.
A Hammerblow to the balls.
Using parasitic powers to drain your spirit of the mental energies that make up the consciousness of the mind that the spirit encapsulates, effectively destroying your personality, rendering you a mindless spirit, with no knowledge at all, only a blank, unwritten consciousness remaining, aimlessly drifting through the Spectral Ether, only gaining thought once bound to a physical body once again...
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17875372]Using parasitic powers to drain your spirit of the mental energies that make up the consciousness of the mind that the spirit encapsulates, effectively destroying your personality, rendering you a mindless spirit, with no knowledge at all, only a blank, unwritten consciousness remaining.[/QUOTE]wat
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17875372]Using parasitic powers to drain your spirit of the mental energies that make up the consciousness of the mind that the spirit encapsulates, effectively destroying your personality, rendering you a mindless spirit, with no knowledge at all, only a blank, unwritten consciousness remaining, aimlessly drifting through the Spectral Ether, only gaining thought once bound to a physical body once again...[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
It's a terrifying prospect, losing yourself completely, not knowing any single thing, not even primal impulses.
Strapping you into a dentists chair, hooking you up to a drip that steadily fills your veins with Petrol or something along those lines, then just as you start to lose consciousness from the petrol in your bloodstream... Your veins are set on fire.
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