Paralize you with two sledge hammers, break all your bones, make sure you are still alive. After that, I shove you into a medium size baking oven, and I WILL make you fit, no matter what...then...you still alive, I turn the heat up to its highest and walk out of the building.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;17877457]Paralize you with two sledge hammers, break all your bones, make sure you are still alive. After that, I shove you into a medium size baking oven, and I WILL make you fit, no matter what...then...you still alive, I turn the heat up to its highest and walk out of the building.[/QUOTE]
hit you with a ton of spoons until you are dead for years on end.
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*Cough* Horribly slow murder with an extremely inefficient weapon *cough*
[QUOTE=wingless;17877513]hit you with a ton of spoons until you are dead for years on end.[/QUOTE]
make you eat so many Twinkies you explode.
Choke you to death with my penis, and then rape you with a tree, followed by me shitting in your ear.
Shovel your eyes out with spoon, stick them up your butt
Make you watch the tape from The Ring
Make you have sex with Rosie O'donald.
tear open your balls and stuff oranges in them, open an orange, take one of the slices and put it over your mouth so whilst you are screaming you are actually smiling.
I shall take a photo, then rub it in your face whilst screaming curses.
I will kill you to death.
Beat you mercillessly, pour salt in your eyes, then give you a columbian necktie.
I slap you to death.
[i]But wheeeere??! Ill never tell! Mwhahaha[/i]
Wow
Tickle you to death.
(Im starting to like you)
Using the 'boot' - a medieval torture device. Your leg is put into a wooden u-shape, and wedges hammered in beside your leg one at a time, resulting in crushed legs. Then, breaking both arms, sealing you in a chamber, and infecting you with Ebola.
Stab you with a knife, slice open your midsection, and rip your bowels out while punching you in the face while you are still alive, then I get a chainsaw, cut your limbs off.
Castration with a spoon
Poop on you until you die of poop suffocation.
BJ'd to death
HJ'd to death. You'll do it so much that you'll ejaculate all your internal organs.
FJ'd to death
A metal claw up your ass and rips through all your organs. Grabs your heart and pushes it out of your mouth.
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;17887064]Tickle you to death.
(Im starting to like you)[/QUOTE]
Yay. Haha Friend way Right? :biggrin:
Either way Above user id stick a wooden pool down your throat, kick you in the nuts 4 score times and then pierce your heart with a pure silver trident.
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[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;17890683]Yay. Haha Friend way Right? :biggrin:
Either way Above user id stick a wooden pool down your throat, kick you in the nuts 4 score times and then pierce your heart with a pure silver trident.
:black101:[/QUOTE]
Microwave you so the water in your body would boil and you would expload.
Stick a Trojan Her Pleasure brand condom up your ass and gradually inflate it until it tears your colon apart, and then leave you to die
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;17890731]Stick a Trojan Her Pleasure brand condom up your ass and gradually inflate it until it tears your colon apart, and then leave you to die[/QUOTE]
Stick a Trojan Her Pleasure brand condom up your penis and gradually inflate it until it tears your penis apart, and then leave you to die from blood loose.
Love you to death. c:
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