• *Make a brutal death method to above user*
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Hate you to death. :c
I'll put you in front of computer with series of repeating words and a words per minute reader, if your words per minute goes under 30 vices which your feet are stuck in begin to close. if your words per minute drops to 15 a toaster like system will start heating your back and slowly burning it. if the words per minute drop to 0 an acid mist will spray into the room, slowly and painfully burning you alive. after 10 minutes after the acid spray begins your burnt body will be taken into an industrial sized waste disposal system where your body will be torn apart while u burn in a propane soaked t-shirt and pants(and socks)
Sodomy with a rail spike at a fairly high speed.
Dynestery
Sappin' your dynestry
You are put in a cell and have to wait until the next poster kills you instead of me.
I tear your intestines out your eye sockets and use them as reigns as I ride your body into the depths of Hell.
You're thrown in the cell along with TinSoldier. You're both mauled by the huge gay guy until, one year later, you die of rectal blood loss
Take a picture of their face and copy it here. [url]http://666games.net/Violent/Flash/Play/625/The_Torture_Game_2_5.html[/url] I win.
Did you call me gay? You're shot at point blank range in the head with a Barret 50 cal.
I detonate a 1.6 Gigaton Nuclear Warhead next to you. What're gonna do now next poster I'm already dead?
I will reanimate you and rape you to death
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;17892489]I will reanimate you and rape you to death[/QUOTE] You'd have a bit of trouble finding all the pieces to reanimate someone after they were incinerated by a nuclear blast. [editline]09:57PM[/editline] EDIT: I detonate another 1.6 Gigaton nuclear warhead next to you.
I hook your soul up to a raping mill. I can at least make your soul suffer for all eternity.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17892622]I hook your soul up to a raping mill. I can at least make your soul suffer for all eternity.[/QUOTE] I just set off two 1.6 Gigaton nuclear warheads in populated areas(unless of course you're on facepunch from the middle of the desert) what makes you assume I have a soul? ...Make that three 1.6 Gigaton nuclear warheads.
You're not really making this too much fun, to be honest.
A nice glowing hot metal rod up the ass for all the faggots who continue to say "1.6 gigaton nuclear warhead" to make them sound smart. And a poisonous scorpion shoved up the dick of those who complain about those faggots that were just turned into a shiskebab.
A starving sewer rat shoved up the anus. Thank you Bret.
cut your stomach open, hang you with your large intestine, put your small intestine in your mouth, so your poop is just recycling itself, cut off your penis, and shove it up your ass. Dump your body, in acid so it melts, and put the remains in a tub filled with cement. Dump the tub in the Gulf of Mexico.
Tear out your eyes, shove them up your ass, and push you into a snake pit.
I'll cover you with honey and lock you in a room with Chris-chan pumped up on horse viagra.
By bumping the thread... Nah... My real answer would be forcing you to play Call of Duty MW2's Favela level on veteran mode and every time you die, someone will throw a boot at your head. Should the boot miss, your head will be turned into a cheese wheel and rolled down a hill while being chased by an angry mob from Gloucester.
I shall rip your legs off and taunt you mercilessly by smashing your head in with a wheelchair.
Saw+head= dead.
Legs fed first into a slow running wood chipper up until hips. Flesh on hands and arms is then removed with a sand blaster, remainder is doused in gasoline and you are burned. All while while being kept alive and entirely conscious.
I'll tie you up and slap you with a sycthe. And then drop a Car Motor on your head.
Get stabbed with razor sharp pencils.
Fed to the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal.
Dress you up as Edward Cullen and throw you into a screaming horde of Twifags.
Out witted to death by this man [img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/08/blackadder3a_396x222.jpg[/img]
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