• *Make a brutal death method to above user*
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^^ Damn... Suprise buttsex by a salior.
heres how you will die [IMG]http://justfiveletters.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/twilight-movie-poster.jpg[/IMG]
Force you to digest live grenades.
[QUOTE=flippy645;19142998]heres how you will die [IMG]http://justfiveletters.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/twilight-movie-poster.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Been done. My me. I will pierce you on an Elephants Tusk and let it loose in Africa.
Hitting you in the back of the head with something heavy, suffocating you, shooting you, running you over, punching you, and stabbing you. Killing you six times, maybe. And then someone is going to bring out the fire on me. Just a wild guess.
Slowly pulling apart your limbs, while holding you over a hot fire. I will make sure you survive as long as possible.
Rip out your eyes, make you eat them, and then Whip you to death.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19143130]Slowly pulling apart your limbs, while holding you over a hot fire. I will make sure you survive as long as possible.[/QUOTE] Knew it. But meanwhile, a spike ceiling slowly descends on you, and you can't escape it. You get stabbed and you die. Edit: Ninja'd, dang blast it. Oh well.
Heart ripped out through taint.
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Truck full of C4
Cut an incision on the chest. Stuff said chest full of vibrators, turned on. Sew back up wound. Hang by ankles and beat you with a bat until you split open like a dildo piñata.
Ship full of c4
I spit in your coffee when I had a cold, you drink it and you go to the hospital to see what's wrong and you end up falling into the radiation tub and you get up finding that your body is now glowing green and is burning your insides, as you jump out of the room, the doctor thinks you were a horrible monster made up of his shit, so he paralyzes you and throws you into the janitors closet tied up when there was tacks on the floor. Hours later you wake up finding that most of your body has already started to melt because of the radiation. You manage to get out of the closet and slip on a banana, you die of a brain hemorrhage when your head hits the ground.
Drown you.
Raped by a raging bull.
Stung by a million queen bees.
Put HIV in your pizza
Poision'd your whole house, slowly breathing in toxic, slowly dying
Throwing this asshole in pandora without a gasmask :razz:
Shoving a grenade down his throat??
Beaten to death with a potato.
I will first trap you inside an Iron Maiden. I will let you be in there for 5 minutes and then i will take you out. Then I will rub salt and lemon juice in your wounds, and then chain you up on a wall and attach a rope to your neck and the other end to the bumper of a car and then drive backwards at full speed while screaming FATALITY!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!
Kill you "Hostel" style.
Let me quote my best finisher, ahem... I spit in your coffee when I had a cold, you drink it and you go to the hospital to see what's wrong and you end up falling into the radiation tub and you get up finding that your body is now glowing green and is burning your insides, as you jump out of the room, the doctor thinks you were a horrible monster made up of his shit, so he shoves LSD down your throat and throws you into the janitors closet tied up when there was tacks on the floor. Hours later you wake up finding that most of your body has already started to melt because of the radiation. You manage to get out of the closet and slip on a banana, you die of a brain hemorrhage when your head hits the ground.
Sex to death by 1000 monkies.
Poked to death by "The Phantom" [QUOTE=DienDwemar;19145199]Sex to death by 1000 monkies.[/QUOTE] "-Our d**** will blot out the sun! -Then we will fight in the shade"
i poo in ur mouth it kills u
I poison your beef sandwich, you explode and leave a horrible mess everywhere.
Sent into the deepest, blackest most brutal part of the ocean with nothing but a scuba tank full of fart. to suffocate and get crushed at the same time.
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