• *Make a brutal death method to above user*
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get a wolf to tear you limb to limb, and drag you and then sparta kick you off the empire state building
Crushed while driving Morris Morina by a piano.
Vivisection
I cast my iPod and play "Never gonna give you up" ,your head explodes afterwards
Tie you to a nail bed, put 20000 pounds of weight on you and... win.
"Hey,check this something i will make" and after saying that i start to run to my garage.I slowly build up an tripod and cut my brain open and let the tripod take it in.I then get the hang of being a tri-feeted being.After that i shall try to make more of me and slowly destroy the planet Earth. Seeing as it might take time,i shall perfect space travel and create spaceships to travel to another habitable planet... Maybe i return when the Earth gets rebuilded.Upgraded,of course. (The Eve Of War starts playing as the lights turn out,and i walk to an white space)
Forced to watch every High School Musical back to back. O_O
dragging you to mcdonalds and stuffing a burger down your throat, and then slice your throat while you watch,squirming like a worm,as you watch yourself die from a fountain of blood come from your throat, and then i rip your skull out
Getting the bottom of your nose and smashing it into the corner of a wooden table, 6 times. Hanging you from a hook of a ceiling by your balls.
making a pencil disappear
Sign you up for the BME Pain Olympics, then force you on to 4Chans <h> section!
Locked in a room with 10 pissed off cats
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19160593]making a pencil disappear[/QUOTE] oh god i loved that scene
Oh...I have the best one :smug: Make you drown in the goo that comes out of cysts.
Rip out your eyes, shove them down my pants, then rip out your tongue and lick my asshole with it. Then I'd put them both back on you so you have to remember the taste and sights. Then shove all my pubic hair down your throat and choke you to death.
I will come in the dead of night. Using a laser I will create a hole in your window, just large enough to fill it with gas. The gas will slowly knock you into a state similar to that of Anesthesia. When you wake you will be hanging upside-down in a cold, dank room by a meat-hook driven through your right foot. I will inform you of the poison slowly flooding the room. Within' three hours your immune system would give in and stop fighting. Blood will leak from the pores in your skin until you're drained dead. I would also provide a hacksaw within' reach to allow you to hack your right foot off and get to the door. Little would you know it was locked and the only key was sewn to the inside of one of your lungs. If you overcame that and opened the door you'd be met by yet another door in a thin corridor. The key, I would tell you, is in your severed leg. If you try the handle without the key you'll be impaled by the spikes extending from the walls and ironically the door would swing wide open. Oh, and there was never any second key.
Make him trip on a banana peel :smug:
I will grab your sword, swing it at you, and slice you in two. Then, I shall burn your legs while completely smashing your guts with a sledgehammer. Then, when you turn unconscious from the pain, I shall put a cactus in your stomach and sew you back together. Then, the day after, I will capture you again, and put hooks through your feet and hands, while hanging you upside down. The cactus needles will pierce your inside and some will come out your mouth. Then, I shall break all the bones in your body, then I will cut you with nails while beating you with a baseball bat. Then take your eyes out and smash your head open. With a sledgehammer.
Chop his hands and legs off with an axe and then fill his asshole up with gasoline and shove a lit firecracker in there
While celebrating your unusually gruesome kill with friends, one of them stabs you in the kidney. You then stumble and fall several hundred feet, over numerous jagged rocks and sheer cliffs, before coming to rest in the middle of the bowl of the volcano. Just as you come to, the volcano explodes in a huge firestorm hurling you as a fireball into the airless upper reaches of the atmosphere. You fall limply to earth, you bones broken, your skin burned and melted, your kidney stabbed. As you fall you strike an airliner really hard and that really hurts too. Finally as you approach earth and your final rest.... You fall through the blades of a helicopter slicing you into a million pieces, each of which fall into the molten lava spewing from the aformentioned volcano. Also a dog pees on you.
I'd put a knife through your gut, slicing it open to let your intestines fall out. I would then dump a can of gasoline into your open body, lighting it with a match soon later. After putting out the fire with scalding hot water, if your pathetic, meaningless life still went on, I would look you straight in the eyes while slowly driving into your chest cavity with a cordless drill until the life left you. Then I'd give you a smack on your hand because you have been a very, [i]very[/i] naughty boy.
Made to watch Boxxy forever and its on a loop so it never ends.
played max volume Green Day American Idiot on sound-eliminating headphones.
Get fucked in the ass by 200 dicks until cum comes out of your face.
Death by suffication, in my vagina.
Baseball bat to the pack of the neck, user is completely paralyzed. An icepick is then driven through the back of the skull and into the brain, killing him. Body is disposed of in an acid bath.
I'm throwin' you off a buildin'.
Being destroyed by a massive powerful cock of doom.
Get raped by a boomer
Prickled to death by glass falling from the world trade center as it explodes. Yeah.
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