I'd take a knife and stab you in the throat, and leave you there to die of blood loss.
Tie your head to a post and then make you stand on a block of ice until it melts
I will get a steak knife, cut your skin off, wear it like a robe, and sleep with your wife.
toss them into the sarlacc pit, where they'll be slowly digested alive for a millennium.
Crit rocket.
Turned into a female German pigdog
Shot in the gut with a wad-cutter round and left to die in a ditch full of angry ants and rusty barbed wire.
thrown into a pit of rabid dogs and razor blades.
stab you and piss on your wound
Choke on your tongue by pushing it down your throat with your fingers.
Claw your neck out while tickling your armpits.
Cut off your arms
Watch in glee as you realise you are now unworthy of your avatar
Death by drinking too much tea
splitting your own kneecaps down the middle for getting rick rolled
pull your intestines out via your anus
Smash head in with huge hammer whilst saying Hammertime.
I carnage you Ha!
By showing you this thread *shudders*
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Shove a large icicle of frozen urine up your ass, then light your genitals on fire as I slowly rip your jaw off.
Chainsaw down the middle.
Shaved.
Forcibly administer blood thinners and then cut your fingers off one by one until you bleed to death
Pluck your eyelids out by hand, then tie you down and cut your fingers off with a dim spoon slowly and slower.
EDIT: and the death, leave you to rot in a poisoned room??
Suffocated in an anus.
tied down and fed to animals which won't care that you're alive while they're eating you.
Kicked it into a barrel of acid. The barrel was empty, but the dog was killed by a 18 wheeled truck with chains on the tires which popped the dogs skull open, as well as most of it's internal organs.
Chain you to the wall and slit your throat, watching you choke to death breathing in your own blood. As you pass out I drain your lungs and revive you, laughing as you slowly bleed to death, the last few moments of your life shimmering from your eyes into my soul as you head back into the darkness of death.
:buddy: lol
Break your knees and hands with a baseball bat, and throw you into a burning house, leaving the door open so that you can crawl out. Sadly enough, you can't crawl out of the house due to your broken knees and hands, so you burn alive looking right at a means of escaping and living.
Shoot the back of your knee, which totally shatters your kneecap so you can't walk no matter what. Than take you to my lair and have a sexy girl get a chainsaw to saw you up. :D lol
I will have a feast on your soul and watch your world as it comes tumbling down
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