Most likely a teenager, so I dont see what your getting at stating colon cancer etc.
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;34335266]This is what I'm talking about, btw.
NSFW: [url]http://i42.tinypic.com/qqr5vt.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
That is so fucking disgusting. Why would you bump this thread with a picture like that? It's not like people need to see your bloody shit to give you tips on how to wipe your fucking arse.
Well, it looks like what I just ate for Lunch today. :v:
What you have to do is go get a doctor.
HOLY SHIT
Get to a doctor! It looks like a jam roly-poly
Not even I can tell if you're trolling or not, it only bleeds when I take a dump. Otherwise I'm not PMS'ing all the time. And I only linked to the picture to show you all what i'm talking about, I even said it was NSFW, jesus f. christ.
So after a little research it could well be hemorrhoids :/
your going to die
Damn, I laugh everytime I see the title of this thread. :v:
It's lupus.
[QUOTE=DerTontaiLama;34340242]It's lupus.[/QUOTE]
No it's not, it's never lupus.
It's anal cancer.
Happened to me last week, just a horrible diet the past couple of months and no exercise. I immediately started eating healthy shit and fruit and went to the gym.
Feel much better.
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;33911916]Not even kidding. Has been happening for a while. Would like to know why it looks like I get my period when I take a shit. It's embarrassing when I leave blood marks where it would usually be skid marks down the bowl.
Anyone can help out here why this happens?[/QUOTE]
Happened for me for months now, high five!
Started off with an enormous shit, now sometimes when i shit it feels like my ass is on fire and i shit out a lot of blood, even though the crap itself is not very big.
Some of you might actually remember me from that last thread.
Does it hurt?
Not really.
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;34335266]This is what I'm talking about, btw.
NSFW: [url]http://i42.tinypic.com/qqr5vt.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
That looks so darn much like jam. Probably a good sign, means the sore tissues aren't deep or you'd get much darker blood.
Just wish I didn't want a jam sandwich right now.
You probably have AIDS, and your ass is trying to get rid of it.
Yeah, that has to be it.
Who cares how dark the blood is I'm fucking bleeding when I take a shit.
It's probably just hemorrhoids, I had the same problem about a year or two ago
Go to the doctor and pick yourself up some hemhorroid cream. Also spend less time just sitting around, it'll make it worse iirc to just sit on your ass for hours on end
You don't really have a serious issue until they test positive for occult blood in your stool. That can only be determined through lab tests. If that's the case you could have colon polyps or an intestinal bleed
But obvious blood? Not usually serious.
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You shouldn't be embarrassed about it either. I mean yeah don't tell all your friends you're bleeding from your butthole, but do tell your doctor/parents about it.
Stuff happens all th time and I guarantee your doctor isn't going to make fun of you for it.
You're pregnant.
You have colon cancer. I give you 6 months.
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Need help writing your will?
Yeah, I do. Want all my gay porn?
your not getting enough vitamins, do you eat fruits or vegetables?
If you do and you eat quite a bit then go to the doctor mate or it will get worse and worse and bleed uncontrollably not that i have experienced this but my very fat friend did.
Do you ever leave the house for sun.
Not a whole lot, I should be drinking more water tbh. What does going outside got to do with this? I'm outside a fair bit.
just drink water stop drinking fizzy drinks (there bad for you) and eat a fruit a day or drink juice that is not 100% sugar and have you noticed your avatar looks like a turd pile.
hot
No I haven't noticed, thanks for that...
well I get boner when I shit
That shit's tight yo.
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