[QUOTE=ewitwins;34615036]Nope, happy sex life with multiple partners. Right now though all I'm having sex with is Palmela [b]Handerson[/b] though :c[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_anderson]It helps to spell her name right.[/url]
[QUOTE=Pyth;34615287][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_anderson]It helps to spell her name right.[/url][/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation]It helps to understand the joke.[/url]
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;34615298][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation]It helps to understand the joke.[/url][/QUOTE]
[url=http://blank.org/]Well that's a pretty dumb joke.[/url]
[url=http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/will-smith-gi.jpg]I can talk like this too guys.[/url]
hey guys whats sex life?
Does my hand count? :v:
[QUOTE=Pyth;34615287][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_anderson]It helps to spell her name right.[/url][/QUOTE]
Ahhhh Pyth. Pyth Ptyh Pyth Pyth Pyth.
Nope, fucked him right in the ass.
No, but I wish I was. The only two times I've ever had sex were both horrible, and I didn't really actually like the girl I was dating at the time. The way I ended up losing my v-card is easily the biggest regret I have in my entire life, and I doubt I'll ever forgive myself for it.
/dramaqueen
Funnily enough, had I not been as fucktarded as I was, and not gotten it on with that girl, ever, there's a better than even chance that I would have gotten it on with this other girl that I was, and still am, completely in love with.
got molested by my hand.
If you graduated high school and you're still a virgin then you did something wrong.
19. Going to be 20 this July.
I've never held another girl's hand intimately.
Screw you Valentine's Day. Screw you.
Yes. Forever and always.
Yeah, sadly though.
Nope, where are you mister :smug: emote
no. it was p. difficult though, she almost escaped
yes cause I gave all my bitches to based god
These threads pop up once every fucking month. It's ridiculous.
On-Topic: No I'm not, there's a reason why I've got huge bottles of chloroform in my basement.
No but I wish I was. (no I wasn't raped or anything)
Yes. I won't get pussy in life because of it. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE='[Green];34614560']No, but the whole thing was overrated IMO anyway. At least the first time.
30 seconds of awkwardness and sweating then it's over :v:[/QUOTE]
30 seconds bro? You better see a doctor about that premature problem you have there.
*tips hat*
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[QUOTE=Jack Trades;34617186]Devlog:
Happy birthday Scamps! :toot:[/QUOTE]
I think you're in the wrong thread.
[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;34617804]I think you're in the wrong thread.[/QUOTE]
Fuuuuck.
[QUOTE]are you a virgin?[/QUOTE]
Yes
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;34612762]because i'm not
(hint hint sequel thread hint hint)
if so, why?[/QUOTE]
Weren't you the 13 year old who made a thread if you should have sex with your 12 year old girlfriend?