[QUOTE=gamefreek76;22846378]Yo mamma is such a hemophiliac, when she got a paper cut, she bled to death.[/QUOTE]
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I though it was impossible to make a yo momma joke funny. Apparently after going through the thread it is still true.
[QUOTE=Saza;22850723]doing it wrong you say it like
You Momma's so fat, when she's sitting around the house, she's sitting [I]around[/I] the house.[/QUOTE]
I am german, and the way I told it is the most common way for germans.
-dammit ninja'd-
[QUOTE=jesse194;22850315]yo momma is so ugly, she had to cover her chin cause it looked like a pair of balls.[/QUOTE]
A Ballchinian?
[img]http://www.mype.co.za/gallery/data/media/1/ballchinian.jpg[/img]
Your mom's so fat that when she wears her yellow raincoat and walks down the street, the kids yell "oh shit, here comes the bus!"
first one I ever heard, grade 5 a good 6 years back...
I loved when these were funny.
I'd post the funniest one I know.
But none of them are.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;22844394]Yo mama so fat when she fell i didn't wanna laugh
But the floor was crackin up.[/QUOTE]
I stand corrected.
yo mamma lul i so funery
[QUOTE=mastachief19;22847706]yo mamma's like a brick. she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, and she always gets laid by mexicans.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;22852471]Yo Momma is like a brick, she's flat on both sides AND she's always gettin laid by Mexicans
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That my friends. Is how you do a Yo Momma joke.[/QUOTE]
I already laughed about it when it got posted for the first time. :ninja:
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If yo momma jumps into the ocean, the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY"
Yo Mamma is so hungry, She ate my dinner while she was shitting on the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed the first season of Lost.
Yo momma's so stupid, she throws an orange on the floor and yells "GO, PIKACHU".
Yo momma's armpit hair is so long, you might think she's got two Hippies in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat that she sweats butter and syrup and has a fulltime job at IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo momma is so dumb, she got a 900 on her SAT's
Yo momma has three fingers and says "high five".
Yo momma's got no legs and makes breakdance.
Yo momma is so fat, that if she ate less and exercised more she could possibly lose weight and become a healthy woman.
Yo momma's so dumb, she passes wirelesslan cables.
Yo momma's so fat, she's dumb and it EVEN MAKES SENSE.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she stands on the scale it says: one person at a time please.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn all the camera's off.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side!
you momma so dirty she got kicked outta red lobster for bringin her own crabs
Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;22854873]Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side![/QUOTE]
Hey, she even good a good side. :v:
Yo momma's so fat, you need to roll her through sand to find the wet spot to fuck.
Yo' momma's like a shot gun...
...ONE cock and she BLOWS. :wink:
'Yo momma's so old, she owes jesus a fiver!
Yo momma's so fat, that when she goes to the theater, she sits next to everybody!
Your mother is so beautiful and nice, I took her out on a romantic date in a classy restaurant.
Yo momma's so asleep she's unconscious
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