• Post the funniest 'Yo Mamma' Joke you know.
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Yo momma can walk over water. Fat can't sink. You momma's like a post box, everyone had the fingers in the slash. Yo momma's like a glass of mustard: every weiner (written correctly?) can come in. Yo momma's like a package of fireworks. You can bang 10 times for $1.
Yo mommas so fat she works at a movie theater as the screens
Your mother is so obese that in the time elapsed on a telephone call to Kentucky Fried Chicken, The others of the household had fainted from starvation!
Yo mamma is so dumb, that it takes her 60 hours to watch an episode of 60 minutes.
Yo mamma is a stunt double for the Predator.
You mamma sooooooooo fat that I couldn't find a joke that fit her.
Yo momma so fat, She fell in love and Broke it. Yup.
Yo mama is so fat she can't fit through the door.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck. Yo momma so fat, the last time she wore high heeled shoes she struck oil.
Yo mamma doesn't love you
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale she asked for her weight and not her phone number. Yo momma is like a brick, shes flat on both sides, has 2 holes AND always gets laid by Mexicans
Yo mama so fat when she walks into a hardware store, EVERYBODY gets screwed. *OP, get the fuck out.
Yo momma is so fat that she was a stunt double as the space shuttle in the movie Apollo 13
Your momma is so fat that you can see her on google earth
The NASA called me. They told me that your mom's orbit pulls down their satellites.
Yo momma is so fat, that when a paladin blessed her with kings, Northrend sunk by 10%. (Those who do not play WoW, most likely won't get it.)
Your momma is so fat that she visited Atlantis one time. well i bet you can see what happened.
Your mom [I]is [/I]fat.
Your mother is so fat she is accelerating the rate of universal expansion.
Yo momma's so fat, there's not even enough space in my mind to remember what she looks like.
Yo momma's so stupid, she though fruit punch was a gay boxer
Yo mamma's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your mums so hairy, when you were born you almost died of carpet burn. [editline]05:19PM[/editline] Your mums so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Your mother is so fat, when she walked around in high heels, she struck oil.
you're mum is so fat when she jumped on a bus it did a weelie
Yo momma's like a bowling ball, everyone puts his fingers in and throws her away then.
Your Mother is so fat that when you get to class you blame your mom for eating the homework.
Your mother says this thread isnt funny.
your mother is clinically obese therein lies the humour
Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
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