• Post the funniest 'Yo Mamma' Joke you know.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Your moma is so greasy, she caused the oil spill :original content, I think:
Yo Mama is so fat, that she stands in 2 timezones.
Yo mamma so ugly, she went into the haunted house and came out with an application! Yo mamma so dumb, she thought Vladimir Putin farts a lot! Yo mamma so fat, Jabba the Hutt said 'Daaaammnn..' Yo mamma so dumb, she played TF2 and asked 'How do I kill the cow?'
yo momma is so fat, when she set foot on the moon its orbit shifted and crashed into earth.
Yo mama so black, when she steps outta her car, the change oil light goes on
You mama so stupid she sits on the TV watching the couch. Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her own age, she died.
Your mom is so fat that she can kickstart a ferry
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Your mother is a bitch and she makes me puke, kill her.
[QUOTE=KonerBiller;22898074]Your mother is a bitch and she makes me puke, kill her.[/QUOTE] :,(
Yo mamma is like the Macarena, something everybody did at parties in the 80's
Your mother is so dumb, when she fell she missed the floor.
Your mother's so fat she has her own postcode.
Yo mama is so hot, that they blame her for global warming
Yo mama smells bad.
Yo momma's so stupid she has a low IQ.
Yo mamma's so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion!
yo mama's so fat, scout got race for the pennant running around her.
yo mamma's so fat, she goes to KFC, and licks [I]other[/I] people's fingers clean!
Not yo momma buut. Yo daddy suck so much dick, that he has to walk on his knees
Yo mama so fat, her recursive function causes a stack overflow.
"I slept on my arm funny" "I slept on your mother funny."
[QUOTE=kloaz;22902547]Yo momma's so stupid her IQ is -1.[/QUOTE] fix'd
Yo mammas so fat, she uses toilet paper.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she playes l4d, people think she's a boomer.
Yo mommas so ugly, drinking absyinth by the pint just about makes men brave enough to look at her.
Yo momma is so poor, the only reason you were born is because she couldn't afford an abortion.
Yo mommas so poor you where born for food. But on the way home from the hospital, they found a dead rat. lucky you.
yo mamma so dumb she had you as a kid.
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