yo mamma so fat she has her own orbit
yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a hovis factory
i didn't like these jokes in the first place
I know one:
"Damn, your momma sure is ugly, she looks like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
Yo momma's so fat due to her hypothyroidism, the medication won't work, as her problem is genetic, not a lifestyle problem. She can't bear to look at herself in the mirror due to poor self esteem brought on by the rapid weight gain and the fact that she is developing a goiter.
Yo momma so fat she got baptized at sea world.
Yo momma so fat her only friend is the Sun.
Your mother is so enormous that she has more folds that Origami.
[img]http://bagency.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/origami.jpg[/img]
Your mom's so dumb she gave birth to the child that made this thread.
Yo mama so skinny when she eats a MnM that she looks 8months pregnants
Your mama's so stupid that she decided to keep [i][b]YOU[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=double T;22959077]Yo mama so skinny when she eats a MnM that she looks 8months pregnants[/QUOTE]
you mamma's so skinny if she swallowed two olives whole , people would think she's having twins.
Yo mom is so stupid. that she failed her driving test 69 times
Most of the jokes are funny.
Yo mama, Im gonna :ese: you.
Yo momma is [b]sooo[/b] scary, that when she went to the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet!
As it turns out, your mother is president of the RED Spy's fan club.
[QUOTE=ChickenMan99;22980467]As it turns out, your mother is president of the RED Spy's fan club.[/QUOTE]
wasn't it the BLU spy?
Yo mamma's hair so long, people think she's a forest
Yo momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator.
yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a Chinese phonebook
Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the scaled it said 1kg, cuz it went all the way around.
Your mama is so fat that when she got her stomach stapled, the doctors ears pop'd.
Yo mama is so fat, she saw a bus with white kids on it and said "CATCH THAT TWINKIE".
When the bus came back around without any kids in it she yelled "WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?"
yo mamma's so ugly people mistake her for a predator
Yo mama's so fat, she read a book about Pi and her mouth watered
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[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;23009784']yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a Chinese phonebook[/QUOTE]
More Chins, fucktard
You mama's so fat that when she goes into the water, the sea level rises 5 feet.
Yo mama's so fat, when Rome fell she broke its fall
Yo mama's so fat, Naruto doesn't believe it.
Yo Momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
Yo moms like a motel, dirty, run down and a few dozen people it it every night.
Yo mommas so stupid, she shoved a battery up her as and said "OH I GOT THA POWAH!"
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