• Post the funniest 'Yo Mamma' Joke you know.
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Yo momma is so fat, she can hold on Ctrl alt and delete with one thumb
Yo Momma is so inbred, she's your sister.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell into the water.. [B]SEA LEVEL ROSE BY 20 FEET.[/B]
yo momma is so fat, when she tries to blow a vuvuzela, she loses it on her upper lip
Yo momma is soo dumb, She went to South Africa with vuvuzelas.
Yo mamma's so dumb... she's..... she's... DAMMIT! I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MYSELF!
Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. [img]http://www.ktlit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/buckwheat-poster-card-c10230417.jpg[/img]
All yo mammas are so unfunny, non of the above posts got a funny rating.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to spell the alphabet with M and Ms.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got abducted by aliens and they concluded 'No intelligent life on Earth'.
I say your mother is quite obese that when she lied on the couch she died due to respiratory problems.
Yo momma's clothes size is... BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
yo momma is so fat she stepped in quicksand and she sunk so fast she arrived in china.
Your mom is so fat that she irons her clothes on the street.
Your mom is so dumb she orders a cheese burger @ mac donalds and says "Hold the cheese"
Yo Momma's like a headline in word: Bold and 13. Yo Momma's like a brick wall. It's fun to see other people crashing in, but you don't want to stick in your own.
Your momma so ugly she makes onions cry!
Yo momma so fat she on [i]both[/i] sides of the family.
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