Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things) - General

Someone started making fun of a 'special' kid. A literal GANG( yes, like an actual gang. Nice school I go to. ) walks up to the person making fun of the other one, and beats the crap out of him. The teacher walks up, 'What happened here?' 'Nick made fun of Kenneth.' Teacher walks up to nick, 'Congratz, kid. You just learned that special ed kids have families too.'

one time in 8th grade i was in the bathroom taking a piss a black kid walked in, noticed there were no open stalls, and declares 'fuck dat' and proceeds to piss all over the floor i guess that fits in this thread

After a severe dose of 'd'awww' and 'oooooh', this was a hilarious page-king. Unfortunately I don't have any content, so you folks can just read the above post one more time.

I'll remember this forever, and before I start, when I was younger I had some bad anger problems, derived from bad parents :). But anyway, and recess in like 5th grade, I was playing near a tree with some friends. Annd across the way, I see some "special" boy walking towards us. It's hard not to see him, he wore his pants up to his belly button, and they were covered in dirt and grass stains. I mean, just because your child is special, doesn't mean you don't make sure he looks nice before he goes to school. But anyway, skip the boring details. He randomly yells "DUUHHYYEEEE" and punches me full strength in the fucking face. Then a teacher run over before I hit him back. The teacher is holding me back, and I haven't done anything (yet). While the teacher is taking to the office, I yell "FUCKING RETARD" then I got suspended for a week GG retard.

It's funny how adults don't even fucking TRY to make the special kids behave.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;30469972]It's funny how adults don't even fucking TRY to make the special kids behave.[/QUOTE] Oh my god sadly I can only agree once

The same kid from my earlier story will just randomly cus, like say fuck and gd and everything and the teachers just look at him and don't do anything. But one time in our band class he was just for no reason dissing my friend and me outloud, just in the middle of class. I was getting really pissed and everybody was getting annoyed. I yelled outloud "Kevin if you dont shut the fuck up...Mr. _____ can you get him out of here?" he looked at me, looked back at Kevin. and said, "Kevin, please come with me." They walked out of the class and everything was quiet. Then the whole class started clapping.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;30469972]It's funny how adults don't even fucking TRY to make the special kids behave.[/QUOTE] I would have to agree to some extent. If the problem is merely social and they're "babied" too much, they'll never improve... this pisses me off because I seem to be the only one that doesn't feel all that bad for them.

[QUOTE=Raptor;30473517]The same kid from my earlier story will just randomly cus, like say fuck and gd and everything and the teachers just look at him and don't do anything. But one time in our band class he was just for no reason dissing my friend and me outloud, just in the middle of class. I was getting really pissed and everybody was getting annoyed. I yelled outloud "Kevin if you dont shut the fuck up...Mr. _____ can you get him out of here?" he looked at me, looked back at Kevin. and said, "Kevin, please come with me." They walked out of the class and everything was quiet. Then the whole class started clapping.[/QUOTE] So you've never heard of tourettes?

[QUOTE=Amokov;30485726]So you've never heard of tourettes?[/QUOTE] Its not tourettes.

[QUOTE=Raptor;30485731]Its not tourettes.[/QUOTE] Is it lupus?

"Why do they laugh at me?". Killed himself the following week. Short tubby kid, had a spiderman watch and backpack. People were always fucking with him.

[QUOTE=Donutsalad;30486737]"Why do they laugh at me?". Killed himself the following week. Short tubby kid, had a spiderman watch and backpack. People were always fucking with him.[/QUOTE] That makes me so sad :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Donutsalad;30486737]"Why do they laugh at me?". Killed himself the following week. Short tubby kid, had a spiderman watch and backpack. People were always fucking with him.[/QUOTE] My god... Welp now I'm crying. Thanks bro.

[QUOTE=Donutsalad;30486737]"Why do they laugh at me?". Killed himself the following week. Short tubby kid, had a spiderman watch and backpack. People were always fucking with him.[/QUOTE] dude what the fuck

[QUOTE=Donutsalad;30486737]"Why do they laugh at me?". Killed himself the following week. Short tubby kid, had a spiderman watch and backpack. People were always fucking with him.[/QUOTE] Could you elaborate on that please? Man that's making me feel really sad now... But on a happy note... I have a special needs girl in my dance class who is legally blind (she uses one of those white canes) and autistic... She had this ditzy aid girl who was just another student that basically did nothing but text while this blind girl would stumble about the halls and get hurt... It pissed me off to the point that my friends and I spoke with the special ed teachers and got the aid removed and replaced with a good friend of mine... now we all sorta work together to help her learn dances and such in class... :unsmith:

[QUOTE=Natahster;30470082]Oh my god sadly I can only agree once[/QUOTE] Sadly? Watch "Rainman" with Tom Cruise. I'm around derps regularly and this movie sums up my opinion on the matter. It's a cool movie too. Dustin Hoffman at his derpest. [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Fallen Thespian;30488741]Could you elaborate on that please? Man that's making me feel really sad now... But on a happy note... I have a special needs girl in my dance class who is legally blind (she uses one of those white canes) and autistic... She had this ditzy aid girl who was just another student that basically did nothing but text while this blind girl would stumble about the halls and get hurt... It pissed me off to the point that my friends and I spoke with the special ed teachers and got the aid removed and replaced with a good friend of mine... now we all sorta work together to help her learn dances and such in class... :unsmith:[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img]

A few years ago I went with my friend and his mum to go pick up his brother from his special needs school. We got there and in the class with my friends brother there was this girl sat on a balloon stroking a small bit of string and laughing like hell. Man I didn't even know what was going on there

Me and my friends decided to act like cunts and set this socially challenged kid's background to a random black person because he's super racist and must be kept in a special classroom because he's that racist. So we got a hold of his iPod touch and we went to the web browser, and saw the funniest thing. He was on some fucked up porn site featuring multiple nude girls assualting a black guy with micropenis.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30498451]Me and my friends decided to act like cunts and set this socially challenged kid's background to a random black person because he's super racist and must be kept in a special classroom because he's that racist. So we got a hold of his iPod touch and we went to the web browser, and saw the funniest thing. He was on some fucked up porn site featuring multiple nude girls assualting a black guy with micropenis.[/QUOTE] how the fuck do you find a VIDEO with such properties who gave him an iPod touch to begin with

The kid probably got it for Christmas or something. Anyways, this just happened today. I had to write an assignment for French and when I was finished I asked if I may go to the restroom. So I went and the derp kid's helper was outside the men's room so I said to myself, "I'll walk down the hall, get a drink, and see if he is out of there." After my drink he was still in there so I just dealt with it. I go in and hear moans, not masturbation moans, constipation shit moans. And the smell, oh god the smell. Do autistic kids have this as a side effect? Eating a tear gas grenade would be much bearable than this kid's smelly shit. After that I went back into the room. A couple minutes later, it was almost time to dismiss from school. I then hear him scream out in the hallway, "MRS. WHEELER!!! (our secretary) TURN ON THE GOD DAMN FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!".

Reading these storys makes me feel for the special ed kids

A while ago, like in 8th grade, there was this kid with downs, and she was at least 5'10" and super-strength and she was chasing this other kid on the bus lot and she tackled a kid two grades higher than her he was like 6' tall and he landed on the ground and sprained his wrist. He had to wear his arm wrapped up for like a week. And since he was a huge dick, it was pretty funny.

[QUOTE=KingKombat;30498616]how the fuck do you find a VIDEO with such properties who gave him an iPod touch to begin with[/QUOTE] I'm guessing he'd got it because he wants to fit in. I tried becoming friends with him, but he's so fucking rude and says something racial every 9 words.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30502482]I'm guessing he'd got it because he wants to fit in. I tried becoming friends with him, but he's so fucking rude and says something racial every 9 words.[/QUOTE] it's like that one dude at the kkk meeting who keeps sayin nothin but how much he sure hates negros and death to the negros and whatnot and how he sure loves whitey and all the other kkk members are like wtf man don't you ever talk about anything else

On the intercom they used to say during the announcements "Happy Birthday to ____". One of the mentally challenged kids in my PE class heard this, and instantly flipped shit, screaming bloody murder. They did it for a week straight before the announcements were changed to say "Happy Celebration Day". Also, this kid named Peter wears really sleazy clothing but manages to wear a yellow tie every day. He constantly says "WHO ARE YOU" to every kid he makes eye contact with, or is alone with. I remember I was walking down the hallway of my school to get paper for a timeline project from a science teacher's room, alone. I turn around because I thought i heard footsteps, nothing there. I keep walking. Suddenly, I hear [b]"WHO ARE YOU?"[/b] I turn and I see fucking Peter standing there in the middle of the hallway, I don't know how the hell he got there. I keep walking, so he starts walking after me. "WHO ARE YOU??? GODDAMN IT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??" I walk faster, he keeps pace with me. That day was horrifying

Still cant believe no ones quoted this yet. [URL]http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/URL] This is just one of many. [QUOTE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]I was going through the supermarket around 12:00AM last night. I usually shop late at night, as there is less of a chance of bumping into anyone I know. I was going through frozen food section, when I see one of my tards on the other side of the freezer glass, mashed in between packages of frozen corn and peas. He was smiling and fogging up the window while beating on the glass and saying "Miss Hammon!" over and over. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]I'm think to myself, "What a fucked up supermarket--they serve frozen tard." After that I thought, "Were the hell are his parents?". I was relieved to find that it was one of the push open kinds of freezer doors as he let himself out and walked over to me. I told him what he was doing is very dangerous and he could suffocate. This agitated him, and he consequently told me I was a cunt and that he thought I would like the surprise. He then spit on the floor and walked away. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]I never found out if he was with his parents or not.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE] Fuck it, im to lazy to fix that.

what the shit [editline]17th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Carbon123;30509983]On the intercom they used to say during the announcements "Happy Birthday to ____". One of the mentally challenged kids in my PE class heard this, and instantly flipped shit, screaming bloody murder. They did it for a week straight before the announcements were changed to say "Happy Celebration Day". Also, this kid named Peter wears really sleazy clothing but manages to wear a yellow tie every day. He constantly says "WHO ARE YOU" to every kid he makes eye contact with, or is alone with. I remember I was walking down the hallway of my school to get paper for a timeline project from a science teacher's room, alone. I turn around because I thought i heard footsteps, nothing there. I keep walking. Suddenly, I hear [b]"WHO ARE YOU?"[/b] I turn and I see fucking Peter standing there in the middle of the hallway, I don't know how the hell he got there. I keep walking, so he starts walking after me. "WHO ARE YOU??? GODDAMN IT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??" I walk faster, he keeps pace with me. That day was horrifying[/QUOTE] OH FUCK RUN

[QUOTE=DinoJesus;30511059]Still cant believe no ones quoted this yet. [URL]http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/URL] This is just one of many. Fuck it, im to lazy to fix that.[/QUOTE] That site, it is amazing: [quote]Kunte asked me if he could use the bathroom. Since he hadn't already used all his bathroom visits, I let him. Once again, he spent a good 15 minutes in there, but I didn't hear any flushing or gurgling sounds. I knocked on the door and didn't get any response. Finally I opened the door to see what was going on. Kunte was laying face down in the middle of the bathroom with his eyes closed. Immediately fearing the worst I rushed over to him to see if he was alive. As soon as I sat next to him and started looking for vital signs he sits up and looks at me. In a frantic voice, I asked him if he was alright, if anything was wrong. He smiled and said, "No I was just sleeping." "Sleeping?!?", I inquired, "If you needed to take a nap you could have asked to go to the nurse, why are you sleeping in the bathroom". "Because the tile is cool."[/quote] God, thats hilarious

I had a friend in my 5th grade class who had a very bad case of asperger's. Since we both had it we actually got along fairly well. But the problem was his case was much more advanced then mine, and he had this obsession with mechanical devices, anything that involved multiple parts working together and in sync he was always interested. I remember one day in class, he was staring at the clock and I say to him "If you keep staring at the time then it will feel like the day is longer" And he says back "Oh what? I was just looking at the hands on the clock, thinking about how the mechanics of it work..." We both laughed about it :unsmith: he was a nice kid. But he could hardly talk and would often say very mean things to others when he had no idea what he was saying, borderline sociopolitical sometimes. I have not seen or heard from him since the end of the 5th grade, he was sent off to a "special" school.