Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things)

[Hakita]

[QUOTE=mr.sofa;30971299]There were some dumb kids calling me a hamster...
They're dead now.[/QUOTE]
There were some dumb kids posting unfunny jokes in this thread...

[pakadots]

This last year i had a real deal Tourettes-Guy, kid in my school, Kid was famous. Every assembly we had you could hear him no matter where you were. "FAGINABAG" he'd say mother fucker, but draw out the "muh" part. muuuuuuhtherucker. and he'd do this during all the quiet parts, like the beginning of the national anthem, or when the vice principal got done talking.. "You're a slut" he had a weird way of saying stuff, like he spoke very loud and clear, but he always drew out the first part of the sentence. "Yuuuuuuuur a slut". You could hear him down the hallway during testing and stuff.

[NanoSquid]

okay, I was in our school's daily CCTV program as an anchorman in high school. There was this one spec-ed kid, Ertis, and he was actually pretty cool.

But like all special needs kids , he had that one annoying thing that he did over and over. He would always come sprinting from the building where his class was to where we left the studio every day, and fist-bumped everyone on the production crew.

One winter there was a broken pipe, and it was making this huge stream across the pathway. On a particularly cold day (this is Florida so it doesn't happen often), the whole stream froze solid and made a large slippery patch.

You can see where this is going. He comes sprinting out like he usually does, and while we're all horrified that he doesn't even see the patch, we know we're in for something good when he does hit it.

Most of us were screaming "ERTIS NOOOO!" but he hit it at full speed. Flew straight up into the air, somersaulted [i]twice[/i]....

...and landed perfectly on his feet. Everyone changing classes stopped moving and talking and stared at him. After a heartbeat of silence, he put both arms in the air and we all started cheering.

GOD I wish someone had caught it on film.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=NanoSquid;30974522]okay, I was in our school's daily CCTV program as an anchorman in high school. There was this one spec-ed kid, Ertis, and he was actually pretty cool.

But like all special needs kids , he had that one annoying thing that he did over and over. He would always come sprinting from the building where his class was to where we left the studio every day, and fist-bumped everyone on the production crew.

One winter there was a broken pipe, and it was making this huge stream across the pathway. On a particularly cold day (this is Florida so it doesn't happen often), the whole stream froze solid and made a large slippery patch.

You can see where this is going. He comes sprinting out like he usually does, and while we're all horrified that he doesn't even see the patch, we know we're in for something good when he does hit it.

Most of us were screaming "ERTIS NOOOO!" but he hit it at full speed. Flew straight up into the air, somersaulted [i]twice[/i]....

...and landed perfectly on his feet. Everyone changing classes stopped moving and talking and stared at him. After a heartbeat of silence, he put both arms in the air and we all started cheering.

GOD I wish someone had caught it on film.[/QUOTE]

I can't describe my imagery of this.

But my lungs are hurting.