Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things) - General

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30171847]Oh wait I mean laughed at him. The teacher laughed at him.[/QUOTE] Is it me or is it satisfying as fuck when a teacher laughs at a student?

I was at a public pool and this retarded kid was laying on the ground leaving very little space between him and the pool (it was the only walking space) for me to walk through and when I walked past him, the bastard tried to kick me. I don't care how retarded you are that's fucked up.

[QUOTE=KingKombat;30171891]Is it me or is it satisfying as fuck when a teacher laughs at a student?[/QUOTE] Extremely.

So I was in Drama 1 this last year (goin' straight to advanced drama next yeeaaa) and there are like 5 mentally disabled kids in there. First thing we usually do a warmup, and this time we did the line game. The idea is everyone stands in a circle and one person says a quote from a movie or play to the person next to them. Then that person has to say and do exactly what the previous person does, like the telephone game almost. It started off with "wanna know how I got these scars?" and everyone was doing very well. It got to this autistic black kid and turned into "put a little American flag in your steak?" and just went downhill from there.

I was at a marksmanship training while with the USNSCC, and since I was E-3 I had a fireteam to myself, meaning six cadets to look after for two weeks. On the first day of training as we got settled into our barracks, this E-2 names Adamski was the most chill and level headed guy there. I made him my second in command and ran him over the rest of the specs for fireteam leader. By the second and third day of training, this guy Adamski was just off the walls crazy. He was jumping on and across people's racks, spraying Axe in the barracks, talking people's ears off, throwing cell phones, making funny faces in formations, the list goes on and on. I had found out later that his ADHD pills had worn off.

There are a few :downs: kids at my school. I shit you not, instead of schoolwork they get to ride oversized tricycles around the school during classes. There's the one that waddles around yelling "JAMIE", the fat one that waddles around with sweat-pants that are pulled up to his man-boobs, the one in a wheelchair that can't breath on his own or something. there's some others that are pretty normal. However, the most annoying one is in a few of my classes. The most nasally, little-kid voice that you can think of with the verbal skills of a monkey, and does not shut up. He looks like a god damn 8 year old and sounds/acts like a 3 year old. I'm pretty sure there's only like 5 people in the school that don't hate him. One class he asked to go to the bathroom. 20 minutes later, he didn't get called back. teacher sent me to go check on him. Got to the bathroom and saw him just standing there in the stall with the door open, just staring at the toilet. Ran out of there before he noticed me and just told the teacher that he was fine. Another time he was running in the hall and accidentally bumped into someone. He slowly lied down on the floor and after a few seconds, started wailing loudly claiming he couldn't feel his legs. I do not enjoy being around special needs kids.

i laughed way harder at the last two posts than i ever should have

[QUOTE=areolop;30171299]Large Picture inbound! [img_thumb]http://files.sharenator.com/triforce3_4chan_Triforce_Prank-s2262x5000-44015.png[/img_thumb] [sp]sorry, fucking thumb's dont work.[/sp][/QUOTE] I had a similar occurrence on troll science. I made a comic about how your PC will be faster if you stick magnets on the hard drive. Went something like this: "FUCK YOU. I TRIED THIS AND NOW MY COMPUTER WONT WORK!" Not sure if he was a troll... Or just stupid.

Last year in phys ed there were a few special needs kids, and my friends and I would be nice to them when everyone else would make fun of them. Like when everyone else was playing kickball or soccer or something we'd be over to the side playing badminton with them. One day one of their dads came to school, and he saw us playing with him, and he was really touched. He brought us cookies the next day, and we said we didn't need a reward for being good friends. He almost cried. Of course, we took the cookies. It would be rude not to.

There's this heavily autistic kid in my science class Last week and the week before, he kept putting a chemical hose in his mouth and said "It's like 'Looney Tunes'!" Randomly during class he starts laughing and burping, and sometimes he goes and stares at the Star Trek pictures my teacher hung up around the class. Quite an experience.

It was at primary school, i had this kid in my class, i don't know what kind of mental thing it was but oh well. He was really scared of sports and stuff, i don't blame him. But alot of the time at our desk he would just go into derp spasms. I had to sit across from him (in elementary we shared desks, idk about other countries) and he was constantly making disgusting noises and splattering excrements all over my side of the table.

I was at a dentist's waiting room, there was a boy, I dunno if he had something wrong with him or he just had a speech impediment, either way, we played lego star wars together in the waiting room (it was one of those cool kid's offices with xboxes and N64 and shit) So anyway, we kept playing, then I said I was here with my dad and he said, good for you, man *pats my back really fucking hard* my mom is emarashing (keep in mind his speech wasn't clear.) he later asked if I had a stick of butter. he was 13

This autistic, slow, whateverthefuck he has kid sleeps (or used to) sleep on a bench every day during lunch. For some reason seeing this just pissed me off so before lunch was over I walked by and screamed as loud as i could into his ear and he immediately jumped up scared shitless, I fled the scene and drove home, according to my friends it scared the fuck out of him and he followed me saying things like "fuck you" and "you son of a bitch" though more in a derp accent so "fwhuck yew" and " yuuu swun ofabich". 6 months later and he has never touched that bench that he used to sleep on every single day, never sleeps at school either. Good riddance.

I was with one on the room,at night he kept talking about fucking an electric charger,a lamp and a wall...and fucking some girl next door trought the wall

I remember this big retarded girl who was like 25 years old when we were like 13. Anyway, she was way older than us but her state of mind was way lower.. retarded. So low she actually couldn't speak anything that makes sense. The girl ran very fast, she was spitting all over and yelling gibberish and flapping her arms at us. It sometimes charged at us like a warrior. We were all scared of her, but it was also funny.

A guy who I'm pretty sure is autistic rubbed his hand on my friend's ball area then sniffed his hand.

I was at a sports meet once with my grandpa. My stepsister was with us. There was this mentally challenged kid roaming the halls and she kept avoiding him, because she thought the kid would hurt her. She was all "OMG like you never know what they're capable of!!!!" He came over, smiling from ear to ear and put his hand on my shoulder, as if saying "We're bros, right?" Never felt the urge to punch my stepsister in the nose for her ignorance as much as I did then.

I would have some good stories if I could ever understand a fucking word they said. Oh, but I did have these (probably) retarded kids that I rode the bus with. All they ever did was shout [H2]SPONGE BOB POOP PANTS[/H2] with his friend over and fucking over again with minor variations where they would pretend that they were the characters Patrick and Spongebob and acting out scenarios about them eating puke, pee, or poop. I almost lost it more than once and was always tempted to strangle them. Fuck those kids.

We have a massive autistic guy, he belives that werewolves are real. And he also belives that there is an alternate dimension meant for the wolves to live in or some shit I have no idea.

This thread is painful, I just woke up and I'm full of fuck.

I had one person in my old secondary school (Really stupid, tiny head) who randomly started masturbating in class. The teachers face dropped when she saw him. The little shit got dragged off to the head mistresses office.

Once the retarded kid got his dick out and started chasing people in the middle of the school grounds during break. He also got completely naked in the changing rooms and started chasing people around. He also once took a shit on the school grounds. I can go on for quite a while.

So you all read my OP story right? Well the exact same thing happened today. Never gets old for me, it's fucking hilarious when tried to prove so hard that he isn't racist. However earlier in the class he tried making me flinch (swung at my throat then stopped his fist like two or three inches away from my throat). I didn't flinch and I just stood there with this tiny grin. To be honest I'm beginning to feel real bad, mostly for the fact that he doesn't really deserve the teasing (however it's only teasing and he should know better by now), though he does laugh from time to time. Most of the time though he's an obnoxious oaf. Like sometimes he doesn't mind his own business. I hate saying shit like this about him, but if you guys were in my shoes and had the chance to make someone mad over calling them a racist and accusing them of things they obviously didn't do then you'd probably joke around here and there too. [editline]1st June 2011[/editline] oh god reading this thread :v:

Oh man, there's this one mentally challenged kid who was on the same route as me back when I was in highschool, and there was only one so they couldn't give him his own bus. He would say the fucking derpiest things you would ever believe, he was such a little shit. "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WASH YOUR FACE OFF WITH GRAVY ON YOUR CHIN" "DAVIS YOU SMELL LIKE STINKY MAKEUP P-U" "NO WAY FLYING PONY BOY" This one time he was annoying my friend and my friend was trying to be nice about it when all of a sudden the kid just spat in his face. That and sometimes people would convince him on the bus that somebody smelled bad and he'd spend the entire ride screaming about how that kid was a smelly boy (usually a kid named davis) :geno:

[QUOTE=Elspin;30188609]Oh man, there's this one mentally challenged kid who was on the same route as me back when I was in highschool, and there was only one so they couldn't give him his own bus. He would say the fucking derpiest things you would ever believe, he was such a little shit. "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WASH YOUR FACE OFF WITH GRAVY ON YOUR CHIN" "DAVIS YOU SMELL LIKE STINKY MAKEUP P-U" "NO WAY FLYING PONY BOY" This one time he was annoying my friend and my friend was trying to be nice about it when all of a sudden the kid just spat in his face. That and sometimes people would convince him on the bus that somebody smelled bad and he'd spend the entire ride screaming about how that kid was a smelly boy (usually a kid named davis) :geno:[/QUOTE] -snip- fuck that, i will not make roflburger jokes

5 Downies ran in the local Tescos with making a Ooping sound [Oo-puh] and running around waving their arms whilst knocking sweets from the shelves. The police arrested like the ones he could catch and apparently they had like every sweet they could fit in their pants.

Also he was "in the film class" and they occasionally let him walk around the hallways aiming a video camera at things. We found one of the videos he took on one of the computers, there was a lot of footage of creeping on classrooms and one where he aimed his camera at the helpers boobs and went "HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA".

Let's see... There was this one fat girl that sat next to me in Design class, yelling at everyone over nothing and scribbling on MS Paint instead of doing any work. Long story short, after a week I was getting rather annoyed with this, then I realized my computer tower was next to her monitor, and started opening the disc tray through Explorer. She went mad. Good times.

One time in 8th grade, my friend went up to this autistic kid and made it look as if he were jacking off the air. When he did the final motion to imply that he cummed, the kid fell over as if he died.

[QUOTE=Elspin;30189749]I was waiting for someone to make that dumb joke but I was expecting ROFLBURGER to be honest. My name's Spencer. Also he was "in the film class" and they occasionally let him walk around the hallways aiming a video camera at things. We found one of the videos he took on one of the computers, there was a lot of footage of creeping on classrooms and one where he aimed his camera at the helpers boobs and went "HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA".[/QUOTE] holy shit if you could upload that to youtube i can almost guarantee that would get so many views