Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things) - General

IN my old class we had this derp kid who always tried to impress other people by telling them he had a xbox backflip or $10000000000 dollars in the bank. One day he tried to impress a girl with hitting him self in the head with a hammer in the head. He got cerebral hemorrhage and was shipped of to the hospital Then later on he managed to do it again. This time just because he wanted to hammer in a nail.

[QUOTE=Latency;30198205]Go on... :q:[/QUOTE] the teachers never really knew what to do. This one time though, one of them stupidly decided it was a good idea to take him to the bathroom. What an idiot. A couple people peeked in but no one could see or hear anything so they got the principal. He waltzed in and noticed one of the stalls was closed so he opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

Must have been 6th or 7th grade, but I remember we had a rather weird kid in class. He was born in Russia, but his parents were killed by the mafia (at first we thought this was a joke but we later found out it was true), so he moved to Norway with his grandparents, if I remember correctly. Sad part away, he was in my class and he had a teacher follow him around all day. Some instances that I remember; - He started yelling "I love __", loudly in class, which must have been really embarrassing for the girl. - He stabbed the same girl in her neck with a ski pole. Turned out to be nothing serious though. - He put a carton of milk on the floor and jumped on it. Yes, he was really weird. We were also invited to his birthday party (which was held at the orphanage where he lived) and he had just got one of the Tony Hawk games for his PS2. He wouldn't let anyone else play, so we just had to sit and watch for several hours.

oh and another thing, we had this home schooled chick come to my school in grade 8 I think, since she was home schooled she was pretty socially retarded. I don't think there was anything actually wrong with her. But if she dropped her pencil during class she'd raise her hand and when the teacher called on her she'd just get up and get her pencil. But she kept her hand in the air until she got back to her desk, the whole time she'd be looking at the teacher though, and she did it really slowly and carefully. Also, she used to wear this frog hat all the time, but it was one of those flap hats as well, so stylin'.

[QUOTE=Latency;30198205]Go on... :q:[/QUOTE] Good story...:mmmsmug:

During lunch, we had this mentally handicapped kid. Though he was surprisingly cool in a way. He was physically deformed from birth to where he could not eat or speak but could walk and everything else. I found him sorta annoying and socially awkward, but he did his best to be normal, I could see it. He used a Iphone to speak but that kid had a sense of humor and tried to make some good conversations. Kinda feel sorry for him :smith:

[QUOTE=salmonmarine;30191662]Ok, another USNSCC story. I have a staff position as Divison Petty Officer in my unit, and this guy was just a complete fuckup. He fucked everything up every time something could be fucked up. Anyways, I had been dealing with his fucking up for months, and I decided to set him straight so he wouldn't fuck up anymore. So I called him up and asked why the fuck he was fucking up. After a short conversation and a promise that he wouldn't fuck up anymore I got a call from another cadet in my division. This cadet said that the fuckup was freaking out and that he was hurting himself, and that we should make sure he doesn't hurt himself anymore. I understood his concern and called my Chief. After around a half hour, I got a call back saying that... The fuckup read in a USMC manual from 70 years ago that [i]to relieve stress, you must repeatedly hit your head against a wall.[/i][/QUOTE] Sounds like Pvt Pyle.

My brother has West Syndrome. He cannot speak and walk properly, he needs help to go to the bathroom, to eat, to do most things actually.

Oh god, some of the stories I read on the first page sound like things I do. I didn't realise I was mentally handicapped.

[QUOTE=Broryt;30203604]My brother has West Syndrome. He cannot speak and walk properly, he needs help to go to the bathroom, to eat, to do most things actually.[/QUOTE] See? My thread also raises awareness. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] seriously, i had no idea was west syndrome was [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] i was never taught what west syndrome was [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] Also, today with the kid from my school. Me and my friends and him were tossing a football across a gym back and forth. One of my friends threw it too short, I try to throw it back and almost hit him in the face. He then proceeds to use every chance he gets to hurl it at my face. Also, one of my friends "scooped" his man tits.

[QUOTE=Siminov;30202683]During lunch, we had this mentally handicapped kid. Though he was surprisingly cool in a way. He was physically deformed from birth to where he could not eat or speak but could walk and everything else. I found him sorta annoying and socially awkward, but he did his best to be normal, I could see it. He used a Iphone to speak but that kid had a sense of humor and tried to make some good conversations. Kinda feel sorry for him :smith:[/QUOTE] -snip- Anyway, there's this mentally handicapped kid at my old school, and one time he tried to kick me in my nutsack for no reason whatsoever. He's actually pretty good socially, but sometimes when he goes to the restroom, he drops his pants down ALL THE WAY when he uses the urinal. Underwear and everything. He's actually pretty cool, and he's a good friend to have.

[QUOTE=Higuys;30206162]ohshi I rated dislike. Anyway, there's this mentally handicapped kid at my old school, and one time he tried to kick me in my nutsack for no reason whatsoever. He's actually pretty good socially, but sometimes when he goes to the restroom, he drops his pants down ALL THE WAY when he uses the urinal. Underwear and everything.[/QUOTE] Everyone on FP realizes you can change your rating by just refreshing and clicking a different one... right? also we had one of those at my school. One of the super fucking beefy special kids who could probably uproot trees. He'd just go around shaking everybody's hands and shouting "ERIC! GRAY NINE!"

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;30170415]I have to go to a special needs class for my math (because I suck god awfully at math) and there's this full blown derp kid in there. I walked on him in the bathroom once, pants on the ground, shirt above his head Pissing [b]PRESCHOOL STYLE[/b] waving his dick around flinging piss around the bathroom. I can't make this shit up.[/QUOTE] ROFL, I SAW THE SAME THING LIKE TWO YEARS AGO.

Back in 8th grade the special ed kids (They were all mentally retarded, or, just annoying in one way or another) were being integrated into the rest of the school (Special Ed was phased out so they wouldn't be "segregated") and two of them were put into my class. So, after we got our tests back in science class, one of them was cheering his lungs out about how he got a 50. He wasn't angry, but happy as hell, saying stuff like "Nick's still on top, baby!" A little later during class, he started getting pissed about how the other Spec. Ed kid supposedly cheated off of him, even though he had received a 100% on the test. Once Nick was taken out of the class by his advisor, the whole class cracked up and even the teacher had to hide his chuckles. Shit was hilarious. Not that I had anything against him, it's just that most of the things he ever did or said were funny as hell. We never made fun of him, since he was funny to be around and was like "one of the guys" with us. Unfortunately, we stopped hanging around him as much since one day during Lunch he was making fun of Vincent (the other spec. ed kid) and mocking his moms death.

I had this one kid just start jerking off in my math class. After 20 minutes he raises the same hand and says "Ehh... *mumbles under his breath* I can go to the bathroom? I *mumbles* have an itch."

I once was in class when I heard this kid screaming, I looked out the window and saw a kid flapping his arms around while wearing a jacket that had sleeves which were too big. This other time there were too kids that had :downs: , they were pretending they were the tellitubbies and acting out them eating diarrhea out of the custard dispenser.

There was a very large, very derpy asian kid in my high school. He looked like a sumo wrestler, but short, and you could barely see his eyes because of how fat his face was. He was running down the hall screaming because he saw a spider, and he was knocking people out of the way like a fucking rhino or something (the school is very crowded, and the halls are narrow, he was plowing through everyone). Eventually, he stopped and threw up all over the walls and floor, then pulled off his pants and just shit [i]everywhere[/i], then passed out. Everyone ran away screaming and the hallway was closed for the next week :v: [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] I feel horrible for laughing while typing that. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] :v:

One time (I was 14) I was at the till in a shop and this disabled guy came up to me with a banana and started tapping it on my head and making noises like shooting a gun. I broke his nose.

i like how people make fun of the special kids they see on the buses when they themselves are on the short bus >.>

Every goddamn year there's always at least 1 derp kid in at least 1 of my classes. Back in middle school, there was this kid called Alex with a squeaky voice and horrific acne. He never stopped saying [b]YOU WANNA SEE HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?????[/b] [h2]GODDAMMIT ALEX YOU'RE NOT THE JOKER SHUT THE FUCK UP[/h2] Now, there's one kid called Lee and one called Austin. Lee acts like a fucking smooth motherfucker except he looks and sounds like a munchkin and has a big, brown, hairy spot on his lip. :gonk: Austin, on the other hand, NEVER shuts up. Just keeps blabbering on the entire class, annoying the hell out of everyone, and no matter how many times I say "Austin, shut the fuck up" he never does. Ever. And then there's Zach. Forgive the 15th Dark Night reference, but... Why so serious? He's always so incredibly serious about everything and gets mad really easily. One time I asked him to get more involved in Court Hockey in gym class and he started yelling and stormed out of class. And [i]then[/i] there's Kayla. Back in 5th grade, this big, black, obese, smelly girl got upset and did pretty much the same thing. She also punched me in the face once. She's not really retarded, but she's trouble. The thing is, there are two already existing special ed classes in our school. I can't understand why they let these retards in the regular classes just because they're "borderline." They disrupt every class they're in and make it incredibly hard for the rest of us to actually learn. I don't want to be a jerk, but they all just irritate the hell out of me so god damn much.

In the bus on which I go to, there was this very derpy kid. Terrible academically, no social skills, nothing useful whatsoever (but his parents had dough, though.) One day, he felt daring so he grabs this (rather cute) girl by the hair and screams "go horsey! hop up to it! gidyap!" Gotta thank him for that, though. Punched him in the nose and got a date with the girl. But the shit hit the fan when he had a lego minifig and was waving it around saying "this lego is the lego killer! he has a SWORD!" then he raised a "sword" which was actually a small wooden stick. He kept waving it around so I seized it from his hands and in a split second, threw it to the floor and stepped on it. 7 or 8 times. It broke, of course, and the parts scattered all over the bus and he looked at me with his mouth wide open, as if to say "Dude, what the fuck?" I get in my coolguy.jpg pose and say "it seems the lego killer just got... killed." He raged. Ran out of the bus and they saw him a few hours later taking a crap near some dumpsters. Never saw him again after that "episode" got posted on the newspaper.

[QUOTE=Uncle_Earl;30210904]In the bus on which I go to, there was this very derpy kid. Terrible academically, no social skills, nothing useful whatsoever (but his parents had dough, though.) One day, he felt daring so he grabs this (rather cute) girl by the hair and screams "go horsey! hop up to it! gidyap!" Gotta thank him for that, though. Punched him in the nose and got a date with the girl. But the shit hit the fan when he had a lego minifig and was waving it around saying "this lego is the lego killer! he has a SWORD!" then he raised a "sword" which was actually a small wooden stick. He kept waving it around so I seized it from his hands and in a split second, threw it to the floor and stepped on it. 7 or 8 times. It broke, of course, and the parts scattered all over the bus and he looked at me with his mouth wide open, as if to say "Dude, what the fuck?" I get in my coolguy.jpg pose and say "it seems the lego killer just got... killed." He raged. Ran out of the bus and they saw him a few hours later taking a crap near some dumpsters. Never saw him again after that "episode" got posted on the newspaper.[/QUOTE] was good at the beginning and then you ruined it, prick

New story, as it happened today. This one girl, who isn't necessarily retarded, but still socially handicapped, said I was null and void. Also, she hates it when you disrespect trees

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;30210462] Back in middle school, there was this kid called Alex with a squeaky voice and horrific acne. He never stopped saying [b]YOU WANNA SEE HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?????[/b] [/QUOTE] Acne

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;30214405]New story, as it happened today. This one girl, who isn't necessarily retarded, but still socially handicapped, said I was null and void. Also, she hates it when you disrespect trees[/QUOTE] man fuck trees [editline]3rd June 2011[/editline] trees is bitches

There's a kid in my computer class that runs around and asks people if he can buy some adderall or weed off of them, loud enough that the teacher can hear him but she just ignores it. [B]EDIT:[/B] also I know for sure someone sold him some so I know he wasn't joking.

Once this kid whispered to me 'can you help me go wee wees' I refused, and he kept begging me to help him go 'wee wees'. I kept ignoring him, and then he had an enourmous tantrum and screamed "HELP ME GO WEE WEES NOW!" I said no again, i didn't want to upset him so i said it calmly, but to no avail. He slammed his head against his desk and said "MY PANTS ARE GOING TO BE WET BECAUSE OF YOU" and let out a deafening howl sounding like a sheep being tortured.

My best friend in grade 3 had down syndrome. We were best buds until he died of some heart complication he had. I get depressed when I think about how cool he was :frown:

[b]Where do I fucking begin.[/b] There are two people at my school names Sri and Mark. To put is simply Sri is like the sexual side of Chris-Chan Mark is like the over the top anger of Chris-Chan.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;30215714][b]Where do I fucking begin.[/b] There are two people at my school names Sri and Mark. To put is simply Sri is like the sexual side of Chris-Chan Mark is like the over the top anger of Chris-Chan.[/QUOTE] Who is Chris-Chan and what are his sexual and angry sides like