Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things) - General

I looked in the mirror one time But anyways, have a joke my uncle used to tell me. Some kid with some brain problem would greet the bus driver every day in a slurred voice "Hello Mr. Bus Driver!" The bus driver then would then close the entrance door upon hearing this and drive off. This happened for about 2 days until the mother of the brain damaged kid heard about all this. The next day she went to the bus stop with her retarded son. The bus arrived, she stepped on the bus, and asked why he was not letting her son on the bus. The bus driver replied in a slurred voice: "HE KEEPS MOCKING ME"

Back in my Health class of ten people there was one kid who would sit in the far left side of our room near the door, everyone else sat towards the back on the right side. His name is Matthew and he loves blondes. Very much. Each time he wanted to say something he would raise his hand, but instead of waiting for the teacher to give him her attention he would just go ahead and say,"Question, *something that isn't even a question but rather a statement*." He got to class early to hover over the teacher in her chair so he could put the dvd in the player and so he could click the mouse to play the video files. Matthew had a laugh that could rival a horse in similarity and volume and it would drag on for a bit until it grew raspy and it faded out. He would also clap very loudly whenever he said something witty, sure he might have found it funny but we didn't, we didn't have a problem with it though we knew it was his thing. Matthew would also get up and dance after long periods of sitting. And not just dancing, but Buns of Steel Workout VHS dancing, it was a sight to see. Now for [i]the goods.[/i] As I said previously, Matthew loved blondes. There were two girls on our class, one blonde and one brunette. About four weeks into the class and Matthew starts to come up to the blonde and ask her questions like "Why did you come in later than usual?" even though she was early. Sometimes "What are you doing after class?" or "Why don't you talk to me?" He would try to follow her out of class and then when following her failed he would find another blonde to stalk in the lunch room. Matthew's behavior is the result of his mother doing a shitload of drugs while she was pregnant with him. He was a Crackbaby. We had only found about this at the end of the year. He's stuck with the intelligence of a 5th grader yet he was in high school already.

[QUOTE=Elspin;30188609]Oh man, there's this one mentally challenged kid who was on the same route as me back when I was in highschool, and there was only one so they couldn't give him his own bus. He would say the fucking derpiest things you would ever believe, he was such a little shit. "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WASH YOUR FACE OFF WITH GRAVY ON YOUR CHIN" "DAVIS YOU SMELL LIKE STINKY MAKEUP P-U" "NO WAY FLYING PONY BOY" This one time he was annoying my friend and my friend was trying to be nice about it when all of a sudden the kid just spat in his face. That and sometimes people would convince him on the bus that somebody smelled bad and he'd spend the entire ride screaming about how that kid was a smelly boy (usually a kid named davis) :geno:[/QUOTE] Holy shit, someone did that on my bus, but davis was replaced with "faggot".

We were playing hockey in P.E. glass a couple of years ago and unfortunately I got put in net. Anyway there was the kid who was like primary super autistic (also he had plastic lower legs) who got put on the opposite team. He came at the net at had the most pathetic shot that ended up going trough my 5-hole (Between the legs) and scored. BUT i pulled it off like a bad ass and pretended that I let him score and his helper lady (MILF) thought that was really nice of me and [del] fucked me in the changeroom [/del] got me a free lunch.

A while back, in freshman year, we had some special kids in our gym class, for some unknown reason. This all happened in one class period. We were doing something in the weight room and wrestling room, can't remember, but someone wasn't paying attention to one of them, so she went and started lifting a 100 pound weight off of the bench press. She managed to move it off, miraculously, and it fell, but a couple of kids caught it as soon as it started to fall. Later, one of the kids must've been late, so as they were walking him in, he left the longest shit-trail [i]I've[/i] ever seen... They walked him into the locker room and cleaned him up. I think the real tards were the faculty, spraying cinnamon freshener all over. The stuff smalled like shinnamon. Fucking horrible. tl;dr A kid almost killed herself with the weights because no one was watching Kid shit everywhere, only to be sprayed with cinnamon spray - didn't help worth a shit :fuckyou:

[QUOTE=cyclocius;30271894]He also spent all of Prom on his phone, texting his mum and updating his facebook. Kinda sad.[/QUOTE] Pretty much like mine is going to be... Hopefully not.

Got a fresh story for you guys. There was a few of us sitting in the common room yesterday, I had just got back to school after going to get a newspaper to help pass the time during the free periods, so this girl with Apergers walks into the common room with a MANNEQUIN. Everybody sort of stared at her, turns out she was trying to use it for an art assignment. Eventually people ripped out the picture of Lady Gaga's tits and blutacked it onto the mannequin. She started raging at us and calling us all childish. Worth it for a good laugh.

i have quite a few stories about this subject as i went to a behavioural school, but later it was turned into a derp school in fact when i was there they started taking on more "Special" kids. because the school was far away from my house i had to take their bus to get there and back, anyway it was in summer or something but it was fucking hot, and being on a bus where everyone is sweating and no one uses deodorant is torture to your nose so because of this i had sat next to a window and had it open fully with Luke and Phill who's a cool TA, just talking about random shit that had happened throughout the day having my damaged* elbow leaning on the bottom of the window getting wind in as well, suddenly without warning this fat derp kid sitting in front of me shut the window hard as he had pissed me off throughout the year so with my seatbelt still on i had stood up fully and just shouting at him "you shouldn't close windows when it stinks like shit in here" and other verbal tat because Phill's a bro he understood what had happened and how long i have hated him so he pulled me off after 10 or so seconds and calmed me down. But this kid, I swear to god he had shit his pants, because it stunk worse than before he was lead outside and i had explained to Phill how long he had annoyed me for whilst Luke was laughing like never before, he dare not come near me again, and was raging in the most pathetic way ever just splashing puddles and kicking the tires of the bus, because of safety we couldn't go anywhere so they called the vice head and had him take the kid home. * I had fitness after school on Wednesday's and used a small trampoline with crash mats to practice acrobatics on but I mispositioned the Trampoline and crashed into the wall about 11ft high, my elbow took all the force of the blow when I hit that wall permanently damaging the elbow.

in secondary school there was this guy who we called "genius" he was older than us and he did really good, good grades and all that, but he never had any friends really. we even used to laugh at him but in a good manner so it never seemed like he was offended about it, he seemed confident, you know? anyway because of his good grades he got into a decent high school and we never heard about him, until some of our friends went to same high school that he was in. In there for some reason, his grades started dropping like flies. so he became a high school dropout. No one even teased him in high school, but he just started talking gibberish and acted weird, didn't understand shit. My friend asked him to play ball during the gym hours, and he couldn't even respond to that, and my friend was like wtf. So.. I guess it was the secondary school and the summer after that which made him go crazy. :saddowns: kinda feel bad but not really, he was smart and he could have finished high school in a jiffy but something happened.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;30353250]in secondary school there was this guy who we called "genius" he was older than us and he did really good, good grades and all that, but he never had any friends really. we even used to laugh at him but in a good manner so it never seemed like he was offended about it, he seemed confident, you know? anyway because of his good grades he got into a decent high school and we never heard about him, until some of our friends went to same high school that he was in. In there for some reason, his grades started dropping like flies. so he became a high school dropout. No one even teased him in high school, but he just started talking gibberish and acted weird, didn't understand shit. My friend asked him to play ball during the gym hours, and he couldn't even respond to that, and my friend was like wtf. So.. I guess it was the secondary school and the summer after that which made him go crazy. :saddowns: kinda feel bad but not really, he was smart and he could have finished high school in a jiffy but something happened.[/QUOTE] When he was talking gibberish, did he have a slur in his voice? Or was he just talking like a regular person, but with the inability to form complete sentences?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30353356]When he was talking gibberish, did he have a slur in his voice? Or was he just talking like a regular person, but with the inability to form complete sentences?[/QUOTE] Well I never met him after secondary school, I just heard that he didn't turn out to be such a genius after all. But I believe he wasn't talking normally.. something snapped big time.

there's this derp kid in my health/sex ed class. He has this thing where he always stares at this slutty girl's ass when she walks by. And the girl knows it, doesn't seem to be too bothered by it for whatever reason, maybe disabled kids are her thing. And the kid will always try and get her attention and leans over his desk to stare at her ass. My bus mates' stories about him have him furiously masturbating in class, masturbating very loudly while the teacher carries on pretending to not hear anything, and freaking out in the foreign language class because he's unprepared for an oral presentation.

[QUOTE=Lambeth;30319203]My brother is autisitic but I can't really think of any funny stories. It gets more annoying than funny after nearly 20 years living in the same house.[/QUOTE] True dat

I'm stuck in my Tutor room on a table with 3 girls that aren't massively likeable, a pretty severely autistic kid who still has Thomas the Tank Engine stuff, and a kid with serious anger issues (I'm his only friend in the tutor, and he punches me pretty hard almost every day). I asked to move once, and my tutor told me 'Well, you're there to guide them and stop them from getting into trouble.' tl;dr- I'm basically an unpaid Teaching Assistant.

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;30355497]I'm stuck in my Tutor room on a table with 3 girls that aren't massively likeable, a pretty severely autistic kid who still has Thomas the Tank Engine stuff, and a kid with serious anger issues (I'm his only friend in the tutor, and [b]he punches me pretty hard almost every day[/b]). I asked to move once, and my tutor told me 'Well, you're there to guide them and stop them from getting into trouble.' tl;dr- I'm basically an unpaid Teaching Assistant.[/QUOTE] Then why are you friend with the little dick if he punches you?

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;30353761]Well I never met him after secondary school, I just heard that he didn't turn out to be such a genius after all. But I believe he wasn't talking normally.. something snapped big time.[/QUOTE] He must of experienced something gruesome or terrible during that summer break. I bet he's in shock from it. Maybe his only friend died or some shit like that

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30357770]He must of experienced something gruesome or terrible during that summer break. I bet he's in shock from it. Maybe his only friend died or some shit like that[/QUOTE] Now I made it seem like a cliche hollywood movie, but actually it could be that.. very likely. Maybe not shock.. And I don't think anyone died. But in high school like I said he just went nuts, can't tell exactly when because we didn't hear from him until he had been in high school for 1-2 years, as he was older than us. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Also another tard story, and this one happened to me. Good that I remembered it, it's pretty weird and funny. So, I was at this outdoor swimming place, babies pool, one big pool and another bigger and very deep pool with up to a 10meter tall diving tower. I was hanging on to the side of the deeper pool, and next to me was retarded girl aged like 16-18 with some distance between us, paid no mind to her until I noticed some goo dripping from her nose. Then she noticed me noticing her eating her own goo, and THEN she went under the surface right infront of me, dived close to me and bite me in the fucking knee! Needless to say I was freaked out and I pulled my leg off (no blood no nothing, no HIV) and jumped out of the pool and told my friend who probably just laughed and asked me to point out the girl who did it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V27jEH6yLdg&feature=player_embedded&hd=1[/media] When it happens, you'll know why I posted that [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Bat-shit;30360249]Now I made it seem like a cliche hollywood movie, but actually it could be that.. very likely. Maybe not shock.. And I don't think anyone died. But in high school like I said he just went nuts, can't tell exactly when because we didn't hear from him until he had been in high school for 1-2 years, as he was older than us. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Also another tard story, and this one happened to me. Good that I remembered it, it's pretty weird and funny. So, I was at this outdoor swimming place, babies pool, one big pool and another bigger and very deep pool with up to a 10meter tall diving tower. I was hanging on to the side of the deeper pool, and next to me was retarded girl aged like 16-18 with some distance between us, paid no mind to her until I noticed some goo dripping from her nose. Then she noticed me noticing her eating her own goo, and THEN she went under the surface right infront of me, dived close to me and bite me in the fucking knee! Needless to say I was freaked out and I pulled my leg off (no blood no nothing, no HIV) and jumped out of the pool and told my friend who probably just laughed and asked me to point out the girl who did it.[/QUOTE] [release][h2]what[/h2][/release]

Avast me hearties, and let me tell ya th' old tale of Nathan Back on the first day of 7th grade, I shared my shop class with a derp fella called Nathan. He was a nice guy, and could be downright normal at times. But on that first day, I sat across from him at the table. I swung my feet carefree, when suddenly Whump I kick Nathan in the shin. He flips out. Screams for the teacher, and gets me sent to the office for a lunch detention. The only time I ever get in trouble in middle school, and it's all because of him. By the way, SoaringScout, you may want to pay particular attention to my stories. You get to meet Lee, Austin, Zach, and all our other retards next year :pervert:

Now, James is like any normal fifteen year old apart from his obsession with all things military, Warhammer 40K and being very, very vocal abut his opinions. He also loves techno and dubstep which he never fails to exalt about. He introduced himself as L33TSP3AK3R and talked about how he stalks his mother on Facebook in one of the creepiest introduce-yourselves speech I have ever hear. Every day, at 1337hrs or 1:37 pm, he says he needs to pray to offer supplications to his lord, Khorne, the Warhammer universe god of blood-lust. This is fine as our break is from 1pm to 1:45pm Once, when he was ranting and raving over something pretty audibly, the teacher asked him to shut up and "relax". Now, the word relax is like some kind of trigger word for him to flip the fuck out, which he normally does without provocation. He begins to yell at the top of his voice, threatening to shoot everyone of us and that he hoped that his Lord, Khorne would slay us all. The chair-throwing begins five minutes and two teachers later. Suddenly, he calms down, with a look of pure bliss on his face and sits back on his seat to listen to the lesson. Once, someone suggested that he was an otaku and he enjoyed drawing exceptionally busty anime girls who were wearing skin-tight combat armour and female Space Marines. Now, he does not like this, not one bit. He begins following the guy who had insulted him all over the school and glaring at him throughout the day until he goes home, which is unfortunate as they are neighbours. Needless to say, it was the creepiest day for the guy who had insulted him. Once, to prove a point, he hit his head against a goalpost. The point he wanted to prove was that "Khorne watches over those who would worship". Needless to say, his Lord did not give a shit (His lord does not exist) and he ended up with a wound that required 7 stitches and he missed a majority of the exams. Now, he found out that I do collect Warhammer miniatures and since then, my life has been full of memes. Specifically, he greets me in the morning with, "So I heard you like mudkips!" and in the middle of lessons shouts "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne!" Fun-facts He refuses to eat with a spoon as that is "not what a tactical operator would do" He has spent close to a thousand dollars on faux tactical gear He bought a knife and proceeded to test its sharpness by slicing his finger He once wore a plate-carrier and Load-bearing vest to school and proceeded to complain about how hot it was and nearly passed out. He hates anyone who wears ties with a passion He is fat as shit and cosplays as a "tactical operator" Said he has fired thousands of guns (Plays Borderlands) Keeps 63 TVtropes pages open on both his smartphone and computer on, even when playing borderlands. Recites speeches from Dawn of War Series and expects people to understand him Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants "Blood for the blood -wheeze- god, -wheeze- skulls for the skull throne -wheeze--wheeze-wheeze-" Hates Batman and Christian Bale with a passion as Batman disdains guns and Christian Bale as Batman destroys a couple of guns

There's this one kid at my school who just... quotes things, constantly. Just a quiet mumbling of quotes that slowly gets louder. His head will violently snap about too. Kinda weird, but not a bad guy. One time he was saying "You'll all lose" and "You're gonna regret that" repeatedly so I ran like the fucking clappers. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Konigstiger96;30367032]Now, James is like any normal fifteen year old apart from his obsession with all things military, Warhammer 40K and being very, very vocal abut his opinions. He also loves techno and dubstep which he never fails to exalt about. He introduced himself as L33TSP3AK3R and talked about how he stalks his mother on Facebook in one of the creepiest introduce-yourselves speech I have ever hear. Every day, at 1337hrs or 1:37 pm, he says he needs to pray to offer supplications to his lord, Khorne, the Warhammer universe god of blood-lust. This is fine as our break is from 1pm to 1:45pm Once, when he was ranting and raving over something pretty audibly, the teacher asked him to shut up and "relax". Now, the word relax is like some kind of trigger word for him to flip the fuck out, which he normally does without provocation. He begins to yell at the top of his voice, threatening to shoot everyone of us and that he hoped that his Lord, Khorne would slay us all. The chair-throwing begins five minutes and two teachers later. Suddenly, he calms down, with a look of pure bliss on his face and sits back on his seat to listen to the lesson. Once, someone suggested that he was an otaku and he enjoyed drawing exceptionally busty anime girls who were wearing skin-tight combat armour and female Space Marines. Now, he does not like this, not one bit. He begins following the guy who had insulted him all over the school and glaring at him throughout the day until he goes home, which is unfortunate as they are neighbours. Needless to say, it was the creepiest day for the guy who had insulted him. Once, to prove a point, he hit his head against a goalpost. The point he wanted to prove was that "Khorne watches over those who would worship". Needless to say, his Lord did not give a shit (His lord does not exist) and he ended up with a wound that required 7 stitches and he missed a majority of the exams. Now, he found out that I do won and collect Warhammer miniatures and since then, my life has been full of memes. Specifically, he greets me in the morning with, "So I heard you like mudkips!" and in the middle of lessons shouts "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne! And you are first, teacher!" Fun-facts He refuses to eat with a spoon as that is "not what a tactical operator would do" He has spent close to a thousand dollars on faux tactical gear He bought a knife and proceeded to test its sharpness by slicing his finger He once wore a plate-carrier and Load-bearing vest to school and proceeded to complain about how hot it was and nearly passed out. He hates anyone who wears ties with a passion He is fat as shit and cosplays as a "tactical operator" Said he has fired thousands of guns (Plays Borderlands) Keeps 63 TVtropes pages open on both his smartphone and computer on, even when playing borderlands. Recites speeches from Dawn of War Series and expects people to understand him Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants "Blood for the blood -wheeze- god, -wheeze- skulls for the skull throne -wheeze--wheeze-wheeze-" Hates Batman and Christian Bale with a passion as Batman disdains guns and Christian Bale as Batman destroys a couple of guns[/QUOTE] Seems like someone who would fit right in on Facepunch. [editline]ffffffff[/editline] Next time he says that "Blood for the blood god" line, cut in with "MILK FOR MY CEREAL".

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;30367032] Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants [/QUOTE] Mouthbreathers are an inferior race, this is fact.

Jesus christ never did I know such people existed

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;30367032]Now, James is like any normal fifteen year old apart from his obsession with all things military, Warhammer 40K and being very, very vocal abut his opinions. He also loves techno and dubstep which he never fails to exalt about. He introduced himself as L33TSP3AK3R and talked about how he stalks his mother on Facebook in one of the creepiest introduce-yourselves speech I have ever hear. Every day, at 1337hrs or 1:37 pm, he says he needs to pray to offer supplications to his lord, Khorne, the Warhammer universe god of blood-lust. This is fine as our break is from 1pm to 1:45pm Once, when he was ranting and raving over something pretty audibly, the teacher asked him to shut up and "relax". Now, the word relax is like some kind of trigger word for him to flip the fuck out, which he normally does without provocation. He begins to yell at the top of his voice, threatening to shoot everyone of us and that he hoped that his Lord, Khorne would slay us all. The chair-throwing begins five minutes and two teachers later. Suddenly, he calms down, with a look of pure bliss on his face and sits back on his seat to listen to the lesson. Once, someone suggested that he was an otaku and he enjoyed drawing exceptionally busty anime girls who were wearing skin-tight combat armour and female Space Marines. Now, he does not like this, not one bit. He begins following the guy who had insulted him all over the school and glaring at him throughout the day until he goes home, which is unfortunate as they are neighbours. Needless to say, it was the creepiest day for the guy who had insulted him. Once, to prove a point, he hit his head against a goalpost. The point he wanted to prove was that "Khorne watches over those who would worship". Needless to say, his Lord did not give a shit (His lord does not exist) and he ended up with a wound that required 7 stitches and he missed a majority of the exams. Now, he found out that I do won and collect Warhammer miniatures and since then, my life has been full of memes. Specifically, he greets me in the morning with, "So I heard you like mudkips!" and in the middle of lessons shouts "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne! And you are first, teacher!" Fun-facts He refuses to eat with a spoon as that is "not what a tactical operator would do" He has spent close to a thousand dollars on faux tactical gear He bought a knife and proceeded to test its sharpness by slicing his finger He once wore a plate-carrier and Load-bearing vest to school and proceeded to complain about how hot it was and nearly passed out. He hates anyone who wears ties with a passion He is fat as shit and cosplays as a "tactical operator" Said he has fired thousands of guns (Plays Borderlands) Keeps 63 TVtropes pages open on both his smartphone and computer on, even when playing borderlands. Recites speeches from Dawn of War Series and expects people to understand him Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants "Blood for the blood -wheeze- god, -wheeze- skulls for the skull throne -wheeze--wheeze-wheeze-" Hates Batman and Christian Bale with a passion as Batman disdains guns and Christian Bale as Batman destroys a couple of guns[/QUOTE] oh my fucking god this shit is gold

this was in like middle school. keep in mind, the school bathrooms are shit. i think it was 8th grade when this happened. either ways, this child was severely retarded, but for some reason, he was allowed to have PE with us. so I went into the bathroom to take a piss. opened up the first stall, and there he was, standing up with shit smeared all over his ass, and all over the stall walls. he was smearing it on there. i saw all this within 2 seconds. i just said nothing, backed out and walked away. he came out fucking crying and said that i was making fun of him, so the dyke PE coach was scolding the shit out of me with her walkie-talkie thing in her hand. she told me to stay there, so i got hauled away by 2 administrators and the special ed teacher. this kid was at least 3 years older than us. he had a (pedo-style) mustache already. so anyways, i was sitting there, and i had to explain the whole story to them. i was trying not to laugh. i was red. they werent laughing. i got 1 day in ISS and i had to run 8 laps around the quarter mile track outside.

Back in years 7 and 8, there was this one kid named Sean, who had some mental disability, but I'm not sure what. Anyway, he was a nice kid, got decent grades, and I tried to be his friend so he didn't feel completely alone. One notable thing about him was that he would have little spasms where he leaned over the desk, and hit his head with his wrists repeatedly (Thankfully didn't seem to cause any pain to him). This was weird, but I got used to it eventually. Now, we're in math class, year 8, and the teacher had left the room to get some papers she'd copied. We were all out of our seats, talking to each other, except for Sean. He sat in his seat, waiting for the teacher to get back, when he had one of his spasms. None of us thought much of it, until we heard a desk crash. Apparently, he leaned over a bit too far, and the desk fell over. He got up, trying to fix his desk, with the whole class laughing. While this was going on, I heard him say to himself, "I told you not to do that!" as he sat back down, almost about to cry. I still feel like an asshole about this, considering the fact that I was one of his only friends in the class, and I didn't do anything about it, not even help him put his desk back up. I'm sorry, Sean.

In elementary school one of the [i]"special"[/i] kids sneaked into the Secretary's office when she was out, and made weird sounds over the announcement system for half an hour. Sounded sorta like "errrererrrrrrree uhhhrrrrrrrrrrr", it only stopped when they janitor came in and opened the office.

[QUOTE=Sumap;30402336]In elementary school one of the [i]"special"[/i] kids sneaked into the Secretary's office when she was out, and made weird sounds over the announcement system for half an hour. Sounded sorta like "errrererrrrrrree uhhhrrrrrrrrrrr", it only stopped when they janitor came in and opened the office.[/QUOTE] hahahahah- [QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;30402288]Back in years 7 and 8, there was this one kid named Sean, who had some mental disability, but I'm not sure what. Anyone, he was a nice kid, got decent grades, and I tried to be his friend so he didn't feel completely alone. One notable thing about him was that he would have little spasms where he leaned over the desk, and hit his head with his wrists repeatedly (Thankfully didn't seem to cause any pain to him). This was weird, but I got used to it eventually. Now, we're in math class, year 8, and the teacher had left the room to get some papers she'd copied. We were all out of our seats, talking to each other, except for Sean. He sat in his seat, waiting for the teacher to get back, when he had one of his spasms. None of us thought much of it, until we heard a desk crash. Apparently, he leaned over a bit too far, and the desk fell over. He got up, trying to fix his desk, with the whole class laughing. While this was going on, I heard him say to himself, "I told you not to do that!" as he sat back down, almost about to cry. I still feel like an asshole about this, considering the fact that I was one of his only friends in the class, and I didn't do anything about it, not even help him put his desk back up. I'm sorry, Sean.[/QUOTE] :smith:

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;30356816]Then why are you friend with the little dick if he punches you?[/QUOTE] Good question. Answer is, I'm not. I'm just the only person who's not pretty much outwardly hostile to him in my year. [editline]12th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;30402288]Back in years 7 and 8, there was this one kid named Sean, who had some mental disability, but I'm not sure what. Anyway, he was a nice kid, got decent grades, and I tried to be his friend so he didn't feel completely alone. One notable thing about him was that he would have little spasms where he leaned over the desk, and hit his head with his wrists repeatedly (Thankfully didn't seem to cause any pain to him). This was weird, but I got used to it eventually. Now, we're in math class, year 8, and the teacher had left the room to get some papers she'd copied. We were all out of our seats, talking to each other, except for Sean. He sat in his seat, waiting for the teacher to get back, when he had one of his spasms. None of us thought much of it, until we heard a desk crash. Apparently, he leaned over a bit too far, and the desk fell over. He got up, trying to fix his desk, with the whole class laughing. While this was going on, I heard him say to himself, "I told you not to do that!" as he sat back down, almost about to cry. I still feel like an asshole about this, considering the fact that I was one of his only friends in the class, and I didn't do anything about it, not even help him put his desk back up. I'm sorry, Sean.[/QUOTE] Also, that doesn't sound like a disability so much as a disorder.

A few hours ago I was chatting with a friend on steam and commenting not-so-kindly about another facepunch member. About 30 minutes in he says "Hey, read this post" and links me to a post by that user. I go "Yeah, what about it?" he says, "The user who posted it is talking to you right now." He was the guy I was talking about. I need to see a doctor.