Experiences with mentally handicapped children (a.k.a. Derp Kids Say The Darndest Things) - General

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;30367032]Now, James is like any normal fifteen year old apart from his obsession with all things military, Warhammer 40K and being very, very vocal abut his opinions. He also loves techno and dubstep which he never fails to exalt about. He introduced himself as L33TSP3AK3R and talked about how he stalks his mother on Facebook in one of the creepiest introduce-yourselves speech I have ever hear. Every day, at 1337hrs or 1:37 pm, he says he needs to pray to offer supplications to his lord, Khorne, the Warhammer universe god of blood-lust. This is fine as our break is from 1pm to 1:45pm Once, when he was ranting and raving over something pretty audibly, the teacher asked him to shut up and "relax". Now, the word relax is like some kind of trigger word for him to flip the fuck out, which he normally does without provocation. He begins to yell at the top of his voice, threatening to shoot everyone of us and that he hoped that his Lord, Khorne would slay us all. The chair-throwing begins five minutes and two teachers later. Suddenly, he calms down, with a look of pure bliss on his face and sits back on his seat to listen to the lesson. Once, someone suggested that he was an otaku and he enjoyed drawing exceptionally busty anime girls who were wearing skin-tight combat armour and female Space Marines. Now, he does not like this, not one bit. He begins following the guy who had insulted him all over the school and glaring at him throughout the day until he goes home, which is unfortunate as they are neighbours. Needless to say, it was the creepiest day for the guy who had insulted him. Once, to prove a point, he hit his head against a goalpost. The point he wanted to prove was that "Khorne watches over those who would worship". Needless to say, his Lord did not give a shit (His lord does not exist) and he ended up with a wound that required 7 stitches and he missed a majority of the exams. Now, he found out that I do won and collect Warhammer miniatures and since then, my life has been full of memes. Specifically, he greets me in the morning with, "So I heard you like mudkips!" and in the middle of lessons shouts "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne! And you are first, teacher!" Fun-facts He refuses to eat with a spoon as that is "not what a tactical operator would do" He has spent close to a thousand dollars on faux tactical gear He bought a knife and proceeded to test its sharpness by slicing his finger He once wore a plate-carrier and Load-bearing vest to school and proceeded to complain about how hot it was and nearly passed out. He hates anyone who wears ties with a passion He is fat as shit and cosplays as a "tactical operator" Said he has fired thousands of guns (Plays Borderlands) Keeps 63 TVtropes pages open on both his smartphone and computer on, even when playing borderlands. Recites speeches from Dawn of War Series and expects people to understand him Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants "Blood for the blood -wheeze- god, -wheeze- skulls for the skull throne -wheeze--wheeze-wheeze-" Hates Batman and Christian Bale with a passion as Batman disdains guns and Christian Bale as Batman destroys a couple of guns[/QUOTE] Only in Singapore

One time, a special kid waved at me, and I waved back. Everyone looked at me as if I was doing it in a sarcastic manner when I wasn't.

Let me tell you about this kid who I believe has a mental disability and school. Our school, Squareball has become the most popular sport, out of 100 kids there's at least 95 playing it and 3 squares. Yeah, It's horrible I know :smith:. Anyways, What's horrible about this is not the kid, but how everyone treats him, They end up making fun of him for their amusement and piss him off on purpose which I find disgusting, It's just sad because he has to take take this everyday and he enjoys playing squareball and no matter which square he decides to go in he has people treating him like shit, or that he's special for their own amusement. Personally I never done this, and i'm just sad about it. :smith:.

[QUOTE=Siminov;30423425]Only in Singapore[/QUOTE] I suspect he actually frequents this forum but I am not sure if he is a member. And I rewrote that post twice. And hated every second of it as it reminded me of him.

First of all the kid in this story, Ryan, He's not mentally handicapped he's just incredibly stupid and is in the lowest class (Not the derp class, the other one). anyway, today I was walking to my next class with my friends after lunch when suddenly Ryan appears in front of me, I'm just minding my own business talking with my friends and stuff and this big fucker grabs my neck, pulls my tie and tries to trip me for no fucking reason. Remember I didn't even look at him and I don't even know this kid, I'm just standing their like wtf man. I try to calm this wild beast down but he continues to pull me along by my tie and I just fucking snap. I headbutt the kid and that throws him back a bit, He runs at me and throws a messy right haymaker. This kid didn't know I have a fighting background and I've delt with fist fighting my entire life. Anyway, I duck and the kid misses, I grappled him to the ground and the fat fucker kicks me in the balls. This is when shit hits the fan, I fucking stomp the fat fuckers head twice and this is when the teachers drag me out of it. Please don't think i'm a dick for kicking this fat kids ass. he's not a derp kid he's just in the lowest class and is just stupid, there's nothing wrong with his mental health. supposedly this kids friend is wanting to fight me tomorrow, meh. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Aspen;30401050]this was in like middle school. keep in mind, the school bathrooms are shit. i think it was 8th grade when this happened. either ways, this child was severely retarded, but for some reason, he was allowed to have PE with us. so I went into the bathroom to take a piss. opened up the first stall, and there he was, standing up with shit smeared all over his ass, and all over the stall walls. he was smearing it on there. i saw all this within 2 seconds. i just said nothing, backed out and walked away. he came out fucking crying and said that i was making fun of him, so the dyke PE coach was scolding the shit out of me with her walkie-talkie thing in her hand. she told me to stay there, so i got hauled away by 2 administrators and the special ed teacher. this kid was at least 3 years older than us. he had a (pedo-style) mustache already. so anyways, i was sitting there, and i had to explain the whole story to them. i was trying not to laugh. i was red. they werent laughing. i got 1 day in ISS and i had to run 8 laps around the quarter mile track outside.[/QUOTE] You sir, are a winner.

This thread is full of win. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=:v:;30429757]First of all the kid in this story, Ryan, He's not mentally handicapped he's just incredibly stupid and is in the lowest class (Not the derp class, the other one). anyway, today I was walking to my next class with my friends after lunch when suddenly Ryan appears in front of me, I'm just minding my own business talking with my friends and stuff and this big fucker grabs my neck, pulls my tie and tries to trip me for no fucking reason. Remember I didn't even look at him and I don't even know this kid, I'm just standing their like wtf man. I try to calm this wild beast down but he continues to pull me along by my tie and I just fucking snap. I headbutt the kid and that throws him back a bit, He runs at me and throws a messy right haymaker. This kid didn't know I have a fighting background and I've delt with fist fighting my entire life. Anyway, I duck and the kid misses, I grappled him to the ground and the fat fucker kicks me in the balls. This is when shit hits the fan, I fucking stomp the fat fuckers head twice and this is when the teachers drag me out of it. Please don't think i'm a dick for kicking this fat kids ass. he's not a derp kid he's just in the lowest class and is just stupid, there's nothing wrong with his mental health. supposedly this kids friend is wanting to fight me tomorrow, meh. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] You sir, are a winner.[/QUOTE] Bro, you did the right thing :v:

This thread is perhaps the most depressing thing I have ever read. Really, none of what you people are saying is in anyway funny, it's just sad and cruel.

Nothing in this thread is ment to be funny.

I went to Forum No. 56. I discovered it was a live feed of everything that is said and done in special education classrooms worldwide.

Title should be kids say the derpest things

A derp guy in my year that thinks he is a guitar god and decides to play at the Year 11 leavers party. ~2000 people watching him on stage (my school is big) and he's rocking out on his guitar, it aint bad and all is going well. Then the amp lead comes out of his guitar, and suddenly everything goes quiet. So he starts to flip his shit at the IT technician (and me - I was on work experience with him at the time) throws his guitar at me and cusses at everybody. The headmaster just walked up behind him and tapped him on the back, he turned around, shouted "oh shit!" jumped off the stage (about 15 feet up) and his legs buckled so he's just lying there on the floor shouting "fuck fuck fuck" [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=xZippy;30423440]One time, a special kid waved at me, and I waved back. Everyone looked at me as if I was doing it in a sarcastic manner when I wasn't.[/QUOTE] around 5 spaz buses roll past our school shortly after we leave, there's this chick that looks like stephen hawking but with ginger hair that always waves at my friend and every time he just waves and pelvic thrusts at the bus

[QUOTE=The Bee Gees;30433077]Title should be kids say the derpest things[/QUOTE] Derp derps derping the derpest derps.

[QUOTE=:v:;30429757]First of all the kid in this story, Ryan, He's not mentally handicapped he's just incredibly stupid and is in the lowest class (Not the derp class, the other one). anyway, today I was walking to my next class with my friends after lunch when suddenly Ryan appears in front of me, I'm just minding my own business talking with my friends and stuff and this big fucker grabs my neck, pulls my tie and tries to trip me for no fucking reason. Remember I didn't even look at him and I don't even know this kid, I'm just standing their like wtf man. I try to calm this wild beast down but he continues to pull me along by my tie and I just fucking snap. I headbutt the kid and that throws him back a bit, He runs at me and throws a messy right haymaker. This kid didn't know I have a fighting background and I've delt with fist fighting my entire life. Anyway, I duck and the kid misses, I grappled him to the ground and the fat fucker kicks me in the balls. This is when shit hits the fan, I fucking stomp the fat fuckers head twice and this is when the teachers drag me out of it. Please don't think i'm a dick for kicking this fat kids ass. he's not a derp kid he's just in the lowest class and is just stupid, there's nothing wrong with his mental health. supposedly this kids friend is wanting to fight me tomorrow, meh. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] You sir, are a winner.[/QUOTE] [B]Lay the fucker out[/B]

UPDATE: Today After school two of my good friends approached me and told me "Dean, Jake (Jake is this kids friend who bullies everyone) said he's coming for you." I was like meh and walked on because I wasn't in the mood for all this shit. As i'm walking down the footpath by the school gates all I can hear is "fight! fight! fight!" I knew this was going to happen and there was no way about it. Anyway, like 3 minutes after waiting for this kid to show up he did, he had his coat off, tie off, sleeves rolled up and he looked like he was ready for a mike Tyson fight. I was just standing with my normal uniform on with my hands in my pockets. I've heard rumors that this kid is a psycho and his dad is in prison for assault and what not. Anyway, I'm watching this fucking goof walk down the footpath to so called "bash my head in" i'm just standing there waiting for this kid to get in my hand distance. This kid is walking like a fucking TV repair man and he thinks he's top shit, so i'm just standing here and this kid is right up in my face with that dead man stare. I throw like four right jabs and miss the fifth, this kid is just like any other kid who doesn't have any knowledge of fighting and he's just throwing big wide haymakers with one hand and no surprise but he misses most of them except like one. anyway, I get this kid in a headlock and punch the fuck out of his face, I then let go and while he is bringing his head up I knee him in the face. This kids face is bright red and he keeps throwing right haymakers even though I dodge them by moving my head like 1cm back. I elbowed the kid as hard as I could and his forehead started to bleed. This kid grabs my neck and tries to floor me but I counter it and put the fucker on his back and continue to stomp the fuck out of his stomach/face until his sister splits up the fight. Overall today was a good day, my school was selling ice cream at lunch and that shit was tasty not to mention I got a lot of satisfaction off beating the shit out of a kid who thinks he's the coolest person in the world and bullies everyone for no fucking reason.

[QUOTE=:v:;30449410]UPDATE: Today After school two of my good friends approached me and told me "Dean, Jake (Jake is this kids friend who bullies everyone) said he's coming for you." I was like meh and walked on because I wasn't in the mood for all this shit. As i'm walking down the footpath by the school gates all I can hear is "fight! fight! fight!" I knew this was going to happen and there was no way about it. Anyway, like 3 minutes after waiting for this kid to show up he did, he had his coat off, tie off, sleeves rolled up and he looked like he was ready for a mike Tyson fight. I was just standing with my normal uniform on with my hands in my pockets. I've heard rumors that this kid is a psycho and his dad is in prison for assault and what not. Anyway, I'm watching this fucking goof walk down the footpath to so called "bash my head in" i'm just standing there waiting for this kid to get in my hand distance. This kid is walking like a fucking TV repair man and he thinks he's top shit, so i'm just standing here and this kid is right up in my face with that dead man stare. I throw like four right jabs and miss the fifth, this kid is just like any other kid who doesn't have any knowledge of fighting and he's just throwing big wide haymakers with one hand and no surprise but he misses most of them except like one. anyway, I get this kid in a headlock and punch the fuck out of his face, I then let go and while he is bringing his head up I knee him in the face. This kids face is bright red and he keeps throwing right haymakers even though I dodge them by moving my head like 1cm back. I elbowed the kid as hard as I could and his forehead started to bleed. This kid grabs my neck and tries to floor me but I counter it and put the fucker on his back and continue to stomp the fuck out of his stomach/face until his sister splits up the fight. Overall today was a good day, my school was selling ice cream at lunch and that shit was tasty not to mention I got a lot of satisfaction off beating the shit out of a kid who thinks he's the coolest person in the world and bullies everyone for no fucking reason.[/QUOTE] I think he got what he deserves, but for the love of life, don't beat the life out of him.

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;30367032]Now, James is like any normal fifteen year old apart from his obsession with all things military, Warhammer 40K and being very, very vocal abut his opinions. He also loves techno and dubstep which he never fails to exalt about. He introduced himself as L33TSP3AK3R and talked about how he stalks his mother on Facebook in one of the creepiest introduce-yourselves speech I have ever hear. Every day, at 1337hrs or 1:37 pm, he says he needs to pray to offer supplications to his lord, Khorne, the Warhammer universe god of blood-lust. This is fine as our break is from 1pm to 1:45pm Once, when he was ranting and raving over something pretty audibly, the teacher asked him to shut up and "relax". Now, the word relax is like some kind of trigger word for him to flip the fuck out, which he normally does without provocation. He begins to yell at the top of his voice, threatening to shoot everyone of us and that he hoped that his Lord, Khorne would slay us all. The chair-throwing begins five minutes and two teachers later. Suddenly, he calms down, with a look of pure bliss on his face and sits back on his seat to listen to the lesson. Once, someone suggested that he was an otaku and he enjoyed drawing exceptionally busty anime girls who were wearing skin-tight combat armour and female Space Marines. Now, he does not like this, not one bit. He begins following the guy who had insulted him all over the school and glaring at him throughout the day until he goes home, which is unfortunate as they are neighbours. Needless to say, it was the creepiest day for the guy who had insulted him. Once, to prove a point, he hit his head against a goalpost. The point he wanted to prove was that "Khorne watches over those who would worship". Needless to say, his Lord did not give a shit (His lord does not exist) and he ended up with a wound that required 7 stitches and he missed a majority of the exams. Now, he found out that I do collect Warhammer miniatures and since then, my life has been full of memes. Specifically, he greets me in the morning with, "So I heard you like mudkips!" and in the middle of lessons shouts "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne! And you are first, teacher!" Fun-facts He refuses to eat with a spoon as that is "not what a tactical operator would do" He has spent close to a thousand dollars on faux tactical gear He bought a knife and proceeded to test its sharpness by slicing his finger He once wore a plate-carrier and Load-bearing vest to school and proceeded to complain about how hot it was and nearly passed out. He hates anyone who wears ties with a passion He is fat as shit and cosplays as a "tactical operator" Said he has fired thousands of guns (Plays Borderlands) Keeps 63 TVtropes pages open on both his smartphone and computer on, even when playing borderlands. Recites speeches from Dawn of War Series and expects people to understand him Mouthbreathes, really obvious when he rants "Blood for the blood -wheeze- god, -wheeze- skulls for the skull throne -wheeze--wheeze-wheeze-" Hates Batman and Christian Bale with a passion as Batman disdains guns and Christian Bale as Batman destroys a couple of guns[/QUOTE] That stupid little shit. Khorne doesn't care whose blood it is, just as long as it's spilled. Since the kid doesn't seem to be doing any bloodletting any time soon, might as well just let him do suicidal shit. At least then, you could get a pint of blood out of him.

We told a spec. Ed. kid that when people wink at him they are giving him boners. We got our teacher to wink at him. In the Gym, with three other classes, he yells, 'MS. RAWSON WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME A BONER.' We got in so much trouble for that, but it was so worth it.

[QUOTE=KingKombat;30192680]SOON[/QUOTE] oh shit a school shooting caused by a derp kid Anyways there was this kid who would randomly steal things from the teacher's desk and would forcefully try to give it to the students. One time he stole a stapler and he walked up to my desk and dropped it on my desk and when I tried to pick it up he spat in his hand and then started to punch him self; after a few seconds he was stopped by the teacher and started screaming like a fucking dog from hell.

[QUOTE=Sumap;30402336]In elementary school one of the [i]"special"[/i] kids sneaked into the Secretary's office when she was out, and made weird sounds over the announcement system for half an hour. Sounded sorta like "errrererrrrrrree uhhhrrrrrrrrrrr", it only stopped when they janitor came in and opened the office.[/QUOTE] OH MAN A very similar thing happened in... second grade, I think. Everyone was quietly working when the PA came on. For about five minutes, there was this loud, unintelligible shouting over the mic. Kinda like "AAZIBAJJAJAHBAJA AAHMAHABAJAHABA" with only brief pauses for breaths. It abrubtly cut off, and a few minutes later the secretary apologized for the inconvenience. We were all laughing so hard we couldn't breathe.

Okay I have to say some of the shit you people laugh at and DO to these poor kids is horrible. A lot of the time they don't understand what they do is wrong. Not every autistic kid is on the same level, not every Aspie is and neither is every kid with ADHD. You should all know this. The fact that a lot of you like pranking these kids who don't know any better is sickening. Why am I being such a buzzkill? My brother is severely autistic and I hear him get made fun of some times. One time he was having a bad morning and he walks around and gives teachers their coffee (which he makes) and the news paper. He started making strange noises (he does it when he is stressed and confused) and this asshole in front of me started laughing hysterically. My spanish teacher asked him "Miguel, what is so funny?" Miguel: the kid is funny Teacher: Do you know he can't help but do that? Thats all he knows how to do to cope with whatever is bothering him. Miguel: Well its still funny. Basically he is laughing at the fact my brother is having a bad day and is "blowing off steam" by making the noises he makes. Teacher: You need to stop, I know you are just laughing just for the sake of laughing at a kid with special needs. Miguel: okay (doesn't say sorry) Me: Thats my brother...(at this point I was shaking with anger) I said it in such a serious and angry tone and I couldn't get anything else out because of fear of losing it. Miguel: Oh... okay then. (doesn't say sorry and is still laughing but he obviously feels awkward) The rest of the class I try to study for my exam while in intense anger. I go up to my Spanish teacher to give my Oral speaking exam and she starts calling him out saying he is "just a kid and he says a lot of stupid things" So then I gave my speech which was bad because I couldn't concentrate because I was still a little shaken up. But she let me off because she understood and gave me a B+ Also, don't EVER mock them in front of a lot of people you don't know. Those people could be their siblings. One time this girl broke another girls nose because she was making fun of her brother in class. She said she sat there breathing really intensely and dramatic and finally snapped and attacked her. I agree with her actions 100%. I kicked a kid in the throat once while we were both sitting in History Class because he laughed at my brother when he walked in. But he was actually sorry so I forgave him. Moral of the story, don't make fun of kids with special needs. They can't help it so be a nice person and just don't mock them even if they can't hear you. Also, please stop calling them retarded... It is the actual name but you guys are just using it for the sake of being mean.

[QUOTE=Mr. Sun;30451958]Okay I have to say some of the shit you people laugh at and DO to these poor kids is horrible. A lot of the time they don't understand what they do is wrong. Not every autistic kid is on the same level, not every Aspie is and neither is every kid with ADHD. You should all know this. The fact that a lot of you like pranking these kids who don't know any better is sickening. Why am I being such a buzzkill? My brother is severely autistic and I hear him get made fun of some times. One time he was having a bad morning and he walks around and gives teachers their coffee (which he makes) and the news paper. He started making strange noises (he does it when he is stressed and confused) and this asshole in front of me started laughing hysterically. My spanish teacher asked him "Miguel, what is so funny?" Miguel: the kid is funny Teacher: Do you know he can't help but do that? Thats all he knows how to do to cope with whatever is bothering him. Miguel: Well its still funny. Basically he is laughing at the fact my brother is having a bad day and is "blowing off steam" by making the noises he makes. Teacher: You need to stop, I know you are just laughing just for the sake of laughing at a kid with special needs. Miguel: okay (doesn't say sorry) Me: Thats my brother...(at this point I was shaking with anger) I said it in such a serious and angry tone and I couldn't get anything else out because of fear of losing it. Miguel: Oh... okay then. (doesn't say sorry and is still laughing but he obviously feels awkward) The rest of the class I try to study for my exam while in intense anger. I go up to my Spanish teacher to give my Oral speaking exam and she starts calling him out saying he is "just a kid and he says a lot of stupid things" So then I gave my speech which was bad because I couldn't concentrate because I was still a little shaken up. But she let me off because she understood and gave me a B+ Also, don't EVER mock them in front of a lot of people you don't know. Those people could be their siblings. One time this girl broke another girls nose because she was making fun of her brother in class. She said she sat there breathing really intensely and dramatic and finally snapped and attacked her. I agree with her actions 100%. I kicked a kid in the throat once while we were both sitting in History Class because he laughed at my brother when he walked in. But he was actually sorry so I forgave him. Moral of the story, don't make fun of kids with special needs. They can't help it so be a nice person and just don't mock them even if they can't hear you. Also, please stop calling them retarded... It is the actual name but you guys are just using it for the sake of being mean.[/QUOTE] Buzzkill I'm kidding

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[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;30450301]I think he got what he deserves, but for the love of life, don't beat the life out of him.[/QUOTE] He had it coming, he bullies everyone smaller than him and he's just an annoying prick.

There's this one girl in my class who doesn't have any genuine mental problems, but is insane. She accidentally got tripped up by someone holding the door, and began yelling "I'M TELLING OFF YOU THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY :downs:", like her brain is permanantly stuck in a 4 year old's state. Her pen stopped working and she wouldn't stop moaning about it, called the teacher in a really high voice, but he didn't hear, and she kept going mad about her broken pen. In the end I went up to her, and said "Use a pencil and shut the fuck up." She's like this every day, and we know for a fact she's not disabled, just annoying and stupid.

[QUOTE=:v:;30449410]UPDATE: Today After school two of my good friends approached me and told me "Dean, Jake (Jake is this kids friend who bullies everyone) said he's coming for you." I was like meh and walked on because I wasn't in the mood for all this shit. As i'm walking down the footpath by the school gates all I can hear is "fight! fight! fight!" I knew this was going to happen and there was no way about it. Anyway, like 3 minutes after waiting for this kid to show up he did, he had his coat off, tie off, sleeves rolled up and he looked like he was ready for a mike Tyson fight. I was just standing with my normal uniform on with my hands in my pockets. I've heard rumors that this kid is a psycho and his dad is in prison for assault and what not. Anyway, I'm watching this fucking goof walk down the footpath to so called "bash my head in" i'm just standing there waiting for this kid to get in my hand distance. This kid is walking like a fucking TV repair man and he thinks he's top shit, so i'm just standing here and this kid is right up in my face with that dead man stare. I throw like four right jabs and miss the fifth, this kid is just like any other kid who doesn't have any knowledge of fighting and he's just throwing big wide haymakers with one hand and no surprise but he misses most of them except like one. anyway, I get this kid in a headlock and punch the fuck out of his face, I then let go and while he is bringing his head up I knee him in the face. This kids face is bright red and he keeps throwing right haymakers even though I dodge them by moving my head like 1cm back. I elbowed the kid as hard as I could and his forehead started to bleed. This kid grabs my neck and tries to floor me but I counter it and put the fucker on his back and continue to stomp the fuck out of his stomach/face until his sister splits up the fight. Overall today was a good day, my school was selling ice cream at lunch and that shit was tasty not to mention I got a lot of satisfaction off beating the shit out of a kid who thinks he's the coolest person in the world and bullies everyone for no fucking reason.[/QUOTE] :unsmith:

[QUOTE=:v:;30449410]UPDATE: Today After school two of my good friends approached me and told me "Dean, Jake (Jake is this kids friend who bullies everyone) said he's coming for you." I was like meh and walked on because I wasn't in the mood for all this shit. As i'm walking down the footpath by the school gates all I can hear is "fight! fight! fight!" I knew this was going to happen and there was no way about it. Anyway, like 3 minutes after waiting for this kid to show up he did, he had his coat off, tie off, sleeves rolled up and he looked like he was ready for a mike Tyson fight. I was just standing with my normal uniform on with my hands in my pockets. I've heard rumors that this kid is a psycho and his dad is in prison for assault and what not. Anyway, I'm watching this fucking goof walk down the footpath to so called "bash my head in" i'm just standing there waiting for this kid to get in my hand distance. This kid is walking like a fucking TV repair man and he thinks he's top shit, so i'm just standing here and this kid is right up in my face with that dead man stare. I throw like four right jabs and miss the fifth, this kid is just like any other kid who doesn't have any knowledge of fighting and he's just throwing big wide haymakers with one hand and no surprise but he misses most of them except like one. anyway, I get this kid in a headlock and punch the fuck out of his face, I then let go and while he is bringing his head up I knee him in the face. This kids face is bright red and he keeps throwing right haymakers even though I dodge them by moving my head like 1cm back. I elbowed the kid as hard as I could and his forehead started to bleed. This kid grabs my neck and tries to floor me but I counter it and put the fucker on his back and continue to stomp the fuck out of his stomach/face until his sister splits up the fight. Overall today was a good day, my school was selling ice cream at lunch and that shit was tasty not to mention I got a lot of satisfaction off beating the shit out of a kid who thinks he's the coolest person in the world and bullies everyone for no fucking reason.[/QUOTE] :unsmith: You, sir, are a winner.

This downs boy goes to my highschool. He's a really nice guy, although he suffers from a really bad case of downs. He doesn't go to any "normal" classes, but instead is taught in the resource room. In the morning he walks around the school with his helper and he collects the attendance. He's a really polite, smart kid, considering his disorder. One day, I was walking down this empty hallway to my classroom, and the boy came down the hallway towards me. I didn't flinch because I was scared of him, but because he suddenly raised his hand like he was going to "high five" me. I raised my hand to high five him, and he grabbed my hand firmly and whispered, "Come with me, I have something to tell you." and walked down the hallway. Why he brought me to the crowded hallway to tell me a secret, I don't know. I was really skeptical about following him, and I was pretty late for my classes, but I didn't give a shit and followed him anyways. We walked for a while to this semi-crowded hallway and stopped in front of his locker. He turned to me, and grabbed my hand, and said "Nobody wants you to die, man. You're a great person, and you have to live. Alright?" I was taken aback at this, and I couldn't help but get a bit of a grin at how absurd this was, but I went along with it and said as sincerely as possible, "I have no intention of dying. I plan on staying alive, and I always have." He gripped my hand tighter, but not tight enough for it to hurt. Mind you this guy is big, and his hand pretty much covered mine. I'm sure he could have crushed it into OJ if he wanted to. He said "You have to promise me! You don't deserve to die! Okay?" He said that a bit louder, but the people in the hallway didn't pay any mind to what we were doing. In fact, I didn't see one person look our way, almost as if we were in a bubble in space. "I promise, man." "Cross your heart?" "And hope to die." (I said that without thinking :v:) "Nonono, you have to promise me you won't die!" He said that impatiently, and he gripped my hand tighter. Mind you, our hands were in a bro-handshake sort of thing. My hands were incredibly sweaty at this point but I don't think he cared. "Okay, okay, sorry. Yeah, I promise" He then proceeded to teach me this secret handshake he made up, and it was actually pretty cool. I forget how it goes, though, this was about three weeks ago. After the handshake was done, he did an arm-pump and said "Yessssss", which really reminded me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. The strange thing is... I was going through a serious depression at the time. I wasn't suicidal, though, but the kid must have sensed somehow that I was feeling down and decided to act on it. TLDR; Psychic downs kid is probably the nicest human I've ever met.

So there is this kid I've been with since 6th grade, and he is smart but just socially retarted. and last year my friends and I went up to "scoop" him, so we did. I went to my locker, and a few seconds later I feel a backpack thrown against my back. I turn around and he punches me in the face. I then proceed to kick him in the balls. I got two days of ISS, he got zero. [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] Also. My friends dad who was a pro boy scout told me a story where this retarded kid was at a boy scout day camp because his dad worked there, and he basically just walked around the whole day. Well, there was a pool at this camp, and each group of kids would get out of the water and go to the bathrooms to change. Well, BJ (His actual name) had just gotten out of the pool and walked into the bathroom with a group of kids. BJ told all the kids they were playing a game. So, every kid pulled down his pants and BJ licked each one on the dick. This kids dad had to deal with lawsuits for over a year.

In 4th grade i walked in to the bathroom, and a "special" kid was standing in the middle of the bathroom butt naked, shitting and pissing at the same time. Poop was smothered all over the floor, his clothes were lying on the floor and he was singing "Singing in the rain" Most horrific sight i have ever seen. I told our teacher and she didn't believe me so she asked me to show her. When she saw that disgusting mess she told me to get out. I never heard what happened after that. That is why i am never using a public bathroom ever again, ever. Under all circumstances.

I had to piss badly, so i used the bathroom only for special ed. kids are allowed to use. The fucking kid in there turned around and said in a very loud volume "HI WHATS YOUR NAME" and pissed all over my leg.