Never, but I would mercilessly tease the other kid that did, as all the other kids were wont to
I almost did in grade 4. It was art, and i needed to take a shit for an hour, but I just held it in. There was 10 more minutes in class, and i couldn't hold it anymore, so I asked the teacher. She said to wait 10 more minutes until class was over, so I tried to hold it in but I couldn't, and I just ran out of the classroom and went to the toilet.
No, usually I just go to the toilet if I need to take a shit
I knew a kid, he did it in year 7 (7th Grade for the Americans.)
The teacher didn't let him go, and he was on diet pills.
He kept asking and she kept denying him. I didn't see it in action mind, I got the after shock, he walked out the class room crying and we asked him what was wrong, and he turned round, and orange gooey shit was going through his school pants and running down his leg.
[i]Not a pretty sight.[/i]
xD no
No but back in kindergarden we had a fucking gay ass strict teacher i told her I needed a piss and she wouldn't let me multiple times so i pissed right in my fucking pants. that bitch.
I shat on some girl's chest and she rubbed it into herself and I had sex with her on the carpet.
in kindergarden...
hellllllllllllllllllo farting dog
Don't joke about this stuff, my dad died from shitting his pants.
I have stopped the need of ever going into public restrooms, cause I don't eat much in the morning.
But, I pig out later.
I only excuse my self from class to hang out in the bathroom area to text,
or to just wash my hands, constantly, cause I want to be clean.
Or, just talk with my friends that coincidently pop up.
nope, but I've farted before lots of times
silent but deadly usually :allears:
ITT: Op shit himself in class and wants to know if it's normal by asking facepunch.
Someone at my primary school shat his pants in assembly. He got up and took his pants off and started crying. The teacher then washed it off at the water fountains.
Uh , no? I'm not fucking 2 years old.
I tried to fart and pooped instead once, I was in 3rd grade.
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[QUOTE=Greenen72;24834102]Don't joke about this stuff, my dad died from shitting his pants.[/QUOTE]
He must of been having a "shit" day.
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[QUOTE=faze;24837975]Uh , no? I'm not fucking 2 years old.[/QUOTE]
You [b] were [/b] 2 years old.
Nah but I had to run home when I got diarrhoea from making a pizza with chocolate, marshmallows, snakes and gummy bears then eating three slices for lunch. It was like an action movie, I was running in slow motion with explosion noises everywhere except instead of explosions of fire and rock it was explosions of gas and shit.
Long story short I made it with no damage done to my clothing or my reputation.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24588164]I shat on some girl's chest and she rubbed it into herself and I had sex with her on the carpet.[/QUOTE]
This except without the shit... so no, I haven't.
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You [B] were [/B] 2 years old.[/QUOTE]
Right, most people wear diapers or training pants then, and don't go to school.
Never... never wet myself/my bed either.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;24838519]Never... never wet myself/my bed either.[/QUOTE]
Wetting yourself feels awesome.
Nope
[QUOTE=Boobenmyre;24585320]I had a wet dream in class once. That was awkward.[/QUOTE]
'Next we'll be doing the Pythagoras Theorem'
'Oh yeah, HNNNNNGGNGGGGG!
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;24838623]'Next we'll be doing the Pythagoras Theorem'
'Oh yeah, HNNNNNGGNGGGGG![/QUOTE]
Pythagoras theorem is easy.
Yep, in elementary school, coludnt make it and shat my pants, just left it there, when I got off the bus I smelled like shit and it was all squished on my cheeks.
Everyone was all like "what smells like shit?".
I also have a leaky stool so I sometimes need to wipe at random, sometimes or it gets all weird and scratchy.
Man, I'm pathetic.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;24838632]Yep, in elementary school, coludnt make it and shat my pants, just left it there, when I got off the bus I smelled like shit and it was all squished on my cheeks.
Everyone was all like "what smells like shit?".
Man, I'm pathetic.[/QUOTE]
You're a disgrace to that name.
Yes, at the sight of your face.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24838639]You're a disgrace to that name.[/QUOTE]
I'm the Freeman do I give a poop what you say? I do what I want!
i shit my pants at primary,
i stuck my finger in between my shitty crack and wiped my finger on the carpet
No, I hate going to the toilet in public places so I developed the will power to hold it for up to 11 hours.
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