• What does penis taste like
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[QUOTE=Vandl92;19458396]God damn I love fast threads.[/QUOTE] Fast Threads, because General Chat didn't have enough Penis related threads.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19458370]I would imagine it tastes the same as the skin on your arm.[/QUOTE] except it tastes like pee too which smells like boiled chicken maybe pee tastes like boiled chicken that would mean penis tastes like boiled cock
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;19458148]Some people say the cum taste depends on what you eat.[/QUOTE] Pineapple has the most notable positive effect, while asparagus has the strongest negative effect.
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;19458660]Pineapple has the most notable positive effect, while asparagus has the strongest negative effect.[/QUOTE] I don't even want to think about how much time had to be put into testing that.
[QUOTE=Pixel Heart;19448037]Penis is delicious. It tastes like dried-up salty nut-sack at first, but once you suck it enough, the taste goes away, and it gets fun. ;) Cum is usually salty, pre-cum tangy. :h:[/QUOTE] Like a warhead candy mixed with a tootsie pop!? Be right back [editline]11:13PM[/editline] Here's a thread I made a while back on my old account. I invaded my friend's account because he doesn't use it anymore. So "mrmusterd" was him at the time. Anyways, it talks about flavors of ballsacks. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=757706[/url]
[QUOTE=sami-pso;19453782]I tried and almost puked. Very salty and not nice. It's gross. Will not do again. Ever. I don't usually mind salty food though. And why would sperm be gross to try? It's not waste like piss and poop. And i am sure every guy wondered about it somewhere during his life. Also, cock tastes different than just sperm. Must taste gross unless just washed. With just i mean maybe an hour or two before. /gay comment[/QUOTE] More than likely, if it's salty enough for you to vomit, you probably eat a lot of sweets, and a lot of meats. People who eat a lot vegetables, fruit, some (white) meats, grains etc (balanced diet) will usually have sweeter tasting cum.
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There's a cookbook with recepies that include sperm. Like cumcakes or something.
@ForestRaptor: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=646113[/url]
As if I didn't hate fast threads enough, this shit shows up.
So, I can just jack off in the kitchen into my eggs and if my parents come in I'll just say; "I'm cooking, jeez!"?
[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;19458697]I don't even want to think about how much time had to be put into testing that.[/QUOTE] I do. [editline]08:00AM[/editline] Sorry guys, you made me go from 6 O' Clock to Midnight, BRB.
[QUOTE=0v3rkill;19461257]As if I didn't hate fast threads enough, this shit shows up.[/QUOTE] You are obviously too cool for school.
I plan on finding out in the near future.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19461553]I plan on finding out in the near future.[/QUOte] B-But... Why?
[QUOTE=Magman77;19461568]B-But... Why?[/QUOTE] Because I'm bisexual.
Oh. Alright then. :crossarms:
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19461596]Because I'm bisexual.[/QUOTE] An actual SRS bisexual, not one of those "does it to be different" ones.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;19461849]An actual SRS bisexual, not one of those "does it to be different" ones.[/QUOTE] Yes. As a matter of fact I am much more attracted to males then females
Well, enjoy!
Peanuts.
I want to find out :3:
Tastes like piss from a sea of piss.
[QUOTE=altrus;19466739]Tastes like piss from a sea of piss.[/QUOTE] Not funny.
tastes like it smells... chloriney mushrooms, with some salt too.
[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;19466842]Not funny.[/QUOTE] Ur just jelous :smug: (Rate me bad spelling everyone!)
[QUOTE=Autumn;19466849]tastes like it smells... chloriney mushrooms, with some salt too.[/QUOTE] What penises have you been sniffing?
[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;19467155]What penises have you been sniffing?[/QUOTE] his own itty bitty one :downs:
I don't know what penis tastes like but cum tastes like a salty cream.
[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;19467155]What penises have you been sniffing?[/QUOTE] okay sorry, my answer was more to "what does cum taste like".
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