• Shitty movies
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[QUOTE=MightyHaku;18216771][img]http://madkevin.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/crank_dvd_cover.jpg[/img] Just... wtf. ITM: A guy gets his heart carved out by weird people and they give him an electrical machine which acts like one. He goes around fucking his girlfriend on horse tracks and electrocuting himself to recharge the machine.[/QUOTE] Fuck, you did not just call Crank a shitty movie.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;18216777]Fuck, you did not just call Crank a shitty movie.[/QUOTE] I might be thinking of crank 2, don't remember which one I watched.
crank 2 was pretty bad more like a video game imo
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the 2007 Beowulf film. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf_%282007_film%29#Critical_reception[/url] After seeing the trailer me and my freinds though "Heck, why not? Action, Swords and myths seem to make good movies these days" "Ok CGI mountain with a CGI house, these locations are hard to find so ill let that slide.... wait what? CGI PEOPLE!" The never showed nothing in the trailer besides a monster fight in CGI which seeing as that is impossible, was forgivable but THE WHOLE DAMN FILM! I mean they even used motion capture for all the actors! the why not have them BLOODY ACTING THEN!" Plus the plot had little or nothing to do with the actual poem. it has become the film me and my friends compare every other film to. after any bad film one of us says "Well it wasn't as bad as Beowulf!"
*erupts out of a Sea Monster's eye, covered in guts and ichor as he raises his sword to the sky, filling his lungs before screaming* 'MIIIKE!'
Willow. Fucking sucky movie..
I liked every movie ^ except [QUOTE=Tokii;18215761][img]http://www.cs.bilkent.edu.tr/~david/sigart/2001_A_Space_odyssey.gif[/img] At first I was like :v: But then I was like :lsd:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;18215659][img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/821-timechasers.jpg[/img] Don't watch that movie, i'm warning you.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Me0wmix;18215449]Also it had a fucking cliff hanger ending. Inevitably shitty: [img]http://letterstotwilight.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/twilight-new-moon-teaser-movie-poster.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MightyHaku;18216788]I might be thinking of crank 2, don't remember which one I watched.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's what you described. The first one was pretty damn entertaining.
[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;18216437]I think I was one of the few people that liked Cloverfield. The first time, at least.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I liked Cloverfield a lot too.
Cloverfield was a great movie. I paid to see it twice in the same weekend, with two different groups of people. It was worth it, IMO
There was this movie called graduation day that was filmed in my town and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=omnomasaur;18214897][img]http://squatlobster.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/manos-poster.jpg[/img] Worst movie of all time.[/QUOTE] Beat me to it. [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147217/[/url] Revenge of the pussy suckers from mars.
-Meet The Spartans -Disaster Movie -Hostel -Terror Toons ( I thought this was gonna be good but it was a fucked mess of a movie. Hell the description on the back got the main character and her sister mixed up. Plus it was barley a party as they said) - The 2003 Hulk (The seconded one was ok but a lot better)
[IMG]http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Rocky.V.DVD.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/godfather_part_iii_ver21.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.royalhandmaidensociety.org/hm_merch/miscellaneous_episodei/images/epidvd.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://christianedecker.com/movie/Episode%202/cover%20shot%20ep%202.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/L/6/starwars3poster.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/12/10/indiana-jones-crystal-skull.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imovies4you.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/meet-the-spartans.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.moviedownfree.com/picz/mov_on_her_majestys_secret_service.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://thecia.com.au/reviews/d/images/dukes-of-hazzard-poster-0.jpg[/IMG] I may add more later.
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Cannibal holocaust.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;18238786][IMG]http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Rocky.V.DVD.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/godfather_part_iii_ver21.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.royalhandmaidensociety.org/hm_merch/miscellaneous_episodei/images/epidvd.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://christianedecker.com/movie/Episode%202/cover%20shot%20ep%202.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/L/6/starwars3poster.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/12/10/indiana-jones-crystal-skull.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imovies4you.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/meet-the-spartans.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.moviedownfree.com/picz/mov_on_her_majestys_secret_service.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://thecia.com.au/reviews/d/images/dukes-of-hazzard-poster-0.jpg[/IMG] I may add more later.[/QUOTE] I agree with everything else but I liked the godfather part 3
[QUOTE=Lithifold;18214351] Light is played by Zack Efron.[/QUOTE] brb sticking head in oven
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Not out yet, but [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DTkvrpXE1-s/SdYZRiGDqvI/AAAAAAAAABY/766gwl5Yew4/s400/2012+Movie+Poster.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.cineclub.de/images/2005/12/king-kong-p.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.hdtvtotal.com/modules/gallery/albums/hdtvtotal/underworld/Underworld_Cover_Front.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.movieweb.com/img/q/f/g/PHcn5lhiMRnqfg_m.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.releaseinfo.net/ri/cover/new_velka/1186311852-resident-evil-apocalypse.jpg[/img] [img]http://mediaddiction.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/8c5118861d2911eea71eb422141f0100.jpg[/img] [img]http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/silenthillposter.jpg[/img] [img]http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/S.C.Bull/Photos/Simpsons.JPG[/img] [img]http://swindleroz.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/i_am_sam_ver5.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/incident-on-and-off-a-mountain-road-movie-poster.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=dirty harry;18238786] [IMG]http://www.moviedownfree.com/picz/mov_on_her_majestys_secret_service.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] No. That is one of the top ten best Bonds in the series.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;18250682]brb sticking head in oven[/QUOTE] Good job, America. Way to rape yet another foreign phenomena
One of the most unfunny movies EVER. [media]http://www.premierevideothek.com/the_master_of_disguise.jpg[/media] And then a just complete shit movie [media]http://mishalisha.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/farcry.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;18250898] [img]http://media.movieweb.com/img/q/f/g/PHcn5lhiMRnqfg_m.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.releaseinfo.net/ri/cover/new_velka/1186311852-resident-evil-apocalypse.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I in fact liked these two. Extinction was utter shite though. And now they're making a 4th one
[QUOTE=Liquid_Ecko;18257471]I in fact liked these two. Extinction was utter shite though. And now they're making a 4th one[/QUOTE] proof?
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;18257413]One of the most unfunny movies EVER. [media]http://www.premierevideothek.com/the_master_of_disguise.jpg[/media] [/QUOTE] That movie gave me a headache. And I was like.. 14 at the time I think. When did it come out? I was so angry, everyone was doing that stupid 'turtle turtle turtle' shit. Granted, it was a good way to find out if someone was stupid at the time. Do the turtle thing, if they laughed; dumb.
[QUOTE=thepain;18257508]proof?[/QUOTE] [Url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220634/]Resident Evil: Afterlife[/Url] In production already. Might have to watch them again. Seeing as i bought them on Blu-ray and still haven't watched them.
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