After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin

[Scarou]

Shit... What did i just done last night to have a dwarf in my bed ?

[CrucialSeBBi]

Santa is a proven pedophile then

[Dick Slamfist]

Well... normally I'd kick him out, but I don't want to look racist.

[T553412]

we're fucked

[That Sprite]

promptly leave through the window very quickly and hope nobody ever finds out about this

[Anzu143]

oh no

[smileykiller447]

Nope, nope don't want to get ninja stars up my ass.

[Fish Poke]

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c&feature=player_detailpage#t=101[/url]

It's hard to fuck a box

[NotTomSawyer]

i'd wait for my alarm clock to ring so i would wake up from that dream and then go about my day

[T553412]

Best. Night. Ever

[Fish Poke]

I don't know if I could fuck a Chen even if I was drunk. I'd probably laugh and just start honking when i woke up.

[That Sprite]

That text is pretty fitting now, eh?

[tigge]

I would allready be dead.

[lolo]

Aw crap I got banned again?

[Deathwing]

bad wolf bad!

[ThreeFour]

Really, really slowly back the fuck away. Don't think, don't blink, don't listen, just back the fuck away before it wakes up oh fuck oh fuck

[LondierX]

Huggle?

[Infab]

Burn the sheets.

[OffTheRoad]

Enjoy the view at least.

[Cosmic Seagull]

Snap a picture, and return to sleep.

[Deathwing]

I would just go back to sleep

[That Sprite]

rerr

[Fish Poke]

i would probably rrerr and then freak out because god damn jakiro

[Infab]

First, figure out what she's looking at.

Second, figure out how the hell those words are floating above her head.

[Fish Poke]

[QUOTE=Infab;43173716]First, figure out what she's looking at.

Second, figure out how the hell those words are floating above her head.[/QUOTE]

She's looking at a ping pong ball. The words are magic.

Also, I'd probably leave before she uses her 3 meter blockbuster and kills me.

[TomoAlien]

I'd scratch my head, wondering about the floating words. I'd try to touch them with a stick to see if they're an entity that can be touched or is it just suspended photons or an illusion.

[The Robster]

It would be a really shitty time. I'd have to get an endoscopy to see whether or not I got probed.

[LondierX]

Round 2?

[T553412]

There won't be a round two (Jump through nearest window)

[Infab]

I'm okay with this.