After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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Don't leave... I can sell you as a sex toy
L-let's not go out of bed.
pls.
This has mixed results
Rebuild it.
Tell him to get his stinking paws off of me.
Well hello there. Judging by those chompers, I hope my pecker is still where I left it.
You look kinda pissed...
And how the hell is this kid in my room?
I got lucky!
[QUOTE=Marceline;44655445]I got lucky![/QUOTE]
ye check out what's under those cloak
How the fuck did a tank get here?
Uhm. Dammit!
Make it stop... Bobbing? Leaning?
The pixels would kill me
Is it supposed to be my shift now?
Why didn't you wake me up when it started?
Since when did I move out of my house?
Snakes can be used as condoms?
[editline]25th May 2014[/editline]
Mmmm, interactive condoms.
Interesting Night.
Wtf~
drank
Cut his head off so he'll respawn next to a bonfire.
Well hey there ;)
Hot Coffee-San~
[editline]25th May 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nerokhan;44900419]Cut his head off so he'll respawn next to a bonfire.[/QUOTE]
Thats not Dark Souls, its from E.Y.E : Divine Cybermancy.
Im pretty sure anyway.
What the hell did I do last night?
liney oral sex
Hey baby. Did we... Did we y'know? Do it? I can't remember what happened after the combat adrenaline booster drugs were passed through my filtration system. I'm going to assume I was rubbered up, like the rest of myself.
I'm always ready for deployment to fight in a hazardous environment.
You must be a bitch because im going to fuck you like a dog
I would probably think he was a stray dog, and take him to a pet center to check if he had a chip for a owner.
