After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin

[normal boy]

Die a bit inside.

[Lolx0rz]

RUUUUUUN!

[avon43]

Aw shit piss fuck....

[Gorou]

Pick up the beer cans.

[Appellation]

Good gawd, what smells like the ass end of a trean-oh....hi there.
*checks his protrusions and orifices for moss and then proceeds to make like an ent and get the fuck out of there*

[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]

You fuckers are fast, and yes I'd touch his tralala

[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]

Oh, I just forgot to read this page...

[Kannata]

I start screaming of happiness and joy.
What, it's a beer? What would you do?

[CtrlAltElite]

aw FUCK

[Shirky]

I guess it would be alright, he looks successful?

[Kannata]

Wow, a black Slenderman. I'm not sure what to say...

[Lolx0rz]

For a second there I thought you were a bishie Jack Black. Get out of my bed!

[Pvt. Martin]

embrace the sloth.

[Pootis S. Pen]

If you are sick, just try not to puke in the bedsheets.

[Chain_Smoker]

Look deeply into it's eyes, and whisper faintly into it's ear: "Did you enjoy it?"

[Deathwing]

Think what just happened.

[Iwantmycumbak]

get an axe, as I am not sure if it is a tree or it wants to kill me.

[The_J_Hat]

Put an inferno grenade in its mouth. Tell it to fuck off.

[Obv]

>Hit with hammer.

[Rangergxi]

:suicide:

[Shadower1337]

T.. Threesome?

[Obv]

Call a nursing home.

[IlluminatiRex]

Kill it with a fire.

[Rangergxi]

Ask for an autography

[Minimal86]

My Prince charming~

[Rangergxi]

Blurt out tons of questions all involving Equestria.

[Kartoffel]

I'll leave you two alone...

[Minimal86]

STOP EATING MY CARROTS

[Kartoffel]

NEVER! Now get outta my bed

[CarmineGear]

dont bite my dick like those carrots

[Minimal86]

Uhh... Mr indian man?

[Mr. Face]

Eugh, go away