• After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40100601]Kill it with fire.[/QUOTE]
Kill it, skin it, cook it, eat it.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40109834]Kill it, skin it, cook it, eat it.[/QUOTE] Because I would like to fucking eat right now.
Make species extinct from planet.
Furiously masturbate towards it. It's the closest contact to any moving thing I've been with as a sober Forever Alone man.
I'd be lost for words.
Get out as fast a possible, but not before stealing the hat.
When did we invite you warhammer bastards to the annual RTS party?
I'd wake him up and ask him to pass the cigar.
I would learn its ways
Ask for his axe.
AW FUCK A AXE!
:suicide:
Well... I guess that's that.
It's a fucking dinosaur A cartoon one though I could probably just pet it or something
Oh god what have I done how am I still alive oh man oh man
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;40127928]Oh god what have I done how am I still alive oh man oh man[/QUOTE]
Poke his eyes out with my dick.
I'll show him how it's done
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;40127928]Oh god what have I done how am I still alive oh man oh man[/QUOTE]
I'm fine with this.
[B]KEEP IT DOWN I'M HUNGOVER YOU COCKSUCKING ASSCUNT![/B]
Impale him.
Start some small talk.
[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;40149017]Start some small talk.[/QUOTE] push it off bed, trample it and feed trash with it. Ask Raptor Jesus if i'm half-cockroach already :v:
Get my shit slapped.
Roll over and go back to sleep
Take hat and jump out the window
[QUOTE=MechaKat;40150776]Take hat and jump out the window[/QUOTE] Now that's just not happening, son
Your hat is mine, that window is broken and I am gone.
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