After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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MY ASS.
[B]OH GOD MY AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[/B]
I can not tell how fucked I am.
Hello there, dog!
Ask for ID
[video=youtube;J8WR8gOAOgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8WR8gOAOgQ[/video]
[editline]6th July 2013[/editline]
muffinmastah
whooaaaa
where did I put my muffinmastah
kinky sex.
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;41344362]kinky sex.[/QUOTE]
I'm okay with this.
I will now proceed to have breakfast in bed.
I slept with the creepy moon.
I [B]SLEPT[/B] with the [I][B]CREEPY MOON[/B][/I].
I deserve to die.
Deep fry and eat the furry thing.
lol I would be screwed...
[B][I]NONONONONONONONONO.[/I][/B]
Have sexual intercourse with a Husky.
I slept alone again. o:
Your wish is granted. You will die.
Oh fuck, localized weather systems!
Hopefully scramble away before I get electrocuted.
Probably wonder where I went wrong in life, accept the inevitability of what happened, and offer bus/cab fare, change my number, and probably spend an hour crying in the fetal position in the shower.
If I was being dramatic, anyway.
Ask what the time is.
Enjoy all the money that appeared all over sudden.
Wake up again from the nightmare.
Tell him politely to get the fuck out
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;41349962]Tell him politely to get the fuck out[/QUOTE]
HOW THE BLOODY [B]FUCK[/B] I GOT ON THIS?!?!?!?!
Oh, [I]hey buddy[/I]...
Whisper "[I][B]yes[/B][/I]"
:)
Oh dear.
[B][I]SCORE![/I][/B]
Why the hell are you sleeping on my bed again?
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